March 11, 2016
Every break-up story has two sides. <3
This week for BuzzFeed News, Anne Helen Petersen goes inside a school with a surprising take on gun control. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
This is what happens when you ask Sacha Baron Cohen to do impressions of celebrities.
¿Un batimóvil a $635? Tómala Batman. En tu cara para siempre.
ALWAYS GO WITH THE TOM CRUISE!
“Eat more! You’re too skinny!”
Cuando Khloé fue juez en una competencia entre Kim y Kourtney sobre qué vagina olía mejor, por ejemplo.
Simple solutions to everyday annoyances.
Those who want an impenetrable device are "fetishizing" phones, Obama said.
De Clarissa a Kelly Kapowski y hasta una de tus Soñadoras favoritas.
Salvando al país una canción ranchera a la vez.
Ojalá el clip de Word regresara para explicarme cómo usar Snapachat. Gracias al hashtag #MeSientoRucoCuando por recordarnos lo obvio.
Perfect for packed work lunches. Oh, and there's cheese involved.
"I should be able to kill myself if I want to," Jess Bowness told her doctors.
Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
They can crate you, but they can't crate your ~free spirit~.
"If your 8-year-old child behaved that way, you'd wonder if there was something wrong with them. You'd chastise them," said Rep. Glenn Grothman.
Oscar Health couldn't have happened without the Affordable Care Act.
My bubbie was 75...she made out with my DJ
The art of the meal!
¿Eres querendón o intensón? Ya sabemos que tú sabes.
Fairytales do exist.
You know you loved the hell out of The Land Before Time.
You sassenach, you.
You'll never relax again.
What do you think the rise of Trump says about who we are as a country?
Los labios son un lienzo y tu pincel es MAC.
Gov. Bill Haslam is worried that if lawmakers pass a bill to ban transgender students from certain restrooms, public schools could lose federal funding, his spokesperson told BuzzFeed News.
"I scared of Chop Chop."
Now you can cook as poorly as you want!
And yet, all Canadians know how to say Mississippi.
On March 11, 2011, a massive earthquake sent a tsunami that tore through the Northeastern coast of Japan, killing at least 15,900 people. These photos show how the island nation has recovered five years later.
Estos son los únicos hombres que han existido alguna vez.
"When you can’t give an organization 100% of your ability, the best thing to do is move on just for yourself and for them," Kurt Bardella told BuzzFeed News.
RIP BRUISER WOODS.
"The years I spent hiding who I was were dark, claustrophobic, and crowded. Now that I'm openly gay, I am free."
"Meu pai sempre contava a história de um ator francês que ele conheceu chamado Jaci Borreau".
The videos were posted in response to assertions by a Justice Department official that 3- and 4-year-olds can represent themselves in immigration court.
Oh, hello LeBron.
Who here *hasn't* called in sick so they could finish their book?
Il y a pleins de choses merveilleuses dans la ville de Québec. Ben oui!
Los Angeles Animal control officials concluded their investigation and no charges will be filed against Millan.
Ela são práticas e nem gastam tanto 3G assim.
Show this to your nearest awkward teen to make them feel better.
Did you see me parry that boss, Daddy?
Don't change the channel.
Cue the laugh track.
Incluso son mejores que la fiesta de Hogwarts.
The small hands stuff was just the end product of a national media strategy that never worked in a campaign against Donald Trump.
Não tenha pressa, nem sempre é amor à primeira vista.
¿Cuántos te faltan?
Um dos distritos mais charmosos de São Paulo.
Cornelius Smith Jr. is bae.
What the last 50 years have taught Sally Field about Hollywood, acting, equality, and herself.
“People around the world are watching," warns White House press secretary Josh Earnest.
Damn, Sally. Go in!
Those frosted tips though.
With her newest photo shoot, Madeline Stuart challenges assumptions about love.
The most amazing Answer Time in superhero history.
His eyes are open and ready to steal your heart!
¿POR QUÉ COMÍ ESA COMBINACIÓN RARA DE COMIDA? La menstruación.
The celebrated author, playwright, and HIV/AIDS activist Larry Kramer might be 80 but, he told BuzzFeed News, he's still just as angry.
"Leave it to a Canadian to reach international fame with a song called 'Sorry.'"
The once prolific YouTube uploader has made his old radio interviews inaccessible.
Her husband refused to go on the ride with her, so she got revenge.
Lemme braid yo bread.
After three days of formal mourning at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, former first lady Nancy Reagan was buried next to her husband in Simi Valley.
He gets very upset.
You just have this fear that you’ll be called that for the rest of your life.
«Ça me paraissait réglo.»
"If Hillary becomes president, the country is over."
La gente está compartiendo esta desgarradora publicación de Facebook sobre las dos viajeras asesinadas
"Morir fue mi culpa y siempre va a ser".
When Tyrone Williams and Chauntyll Allen brought it to the manager's attention as a lynching, he told them it was a public execution.
What should a modern Hot Pocket look like in 2016?
Totalmente seguro muito raro, o nascimento de bebês ainda dentro da bolsa amniótica é comumente chamado de "parto empelicado".
Uma fofura lutando contra o crime.
TOMARA QUE ELES SEJAM DELA MESMO.
Isso aí, Blue!
"Caffeine is the third-most common drug sold at Coffee Time."
E não foi tão ruim quanto você pode imaginar.
Because winning an Olympic gold medal = street cred.
Pas de queue, pas de physio, pas de DJ, HALLELUJAH!
Go and get 'em.
Gay Sainsburys – if you know, you know.
Can you get through this post without cracking a smile?
Breitbart News reporter Michelle Fields has said Trump aide Corey Lewandowki violently grabbed her at a campaign event.
Need some Kelvin Clean jeans in my life.
Find out everything you've always wanted to know about The Divergent Series!
A weekly mini quiz from the BuzzFeed copydesk.
"How does the boy look? Feeling Proppa."
And all was right with the world.
Why weren't we taught history like this in school?
La rencontre entre l'Histoire et internet.
You CAN have it all.
A lot of happy, attractive people had dinner together.
We all have those days... might as well make 'em known to everyone who passes you by.
Because you're so over sweaters.
Is this what nutritionists mean by a "colorful diet?"
Take your home with you wherever you go.
With a toddler you need all the help you get.
Next stop: menstruation station.
Does this mean I'll find a pot of gold somewhere in my house, too?
Ou: porque um supermercado é considerado a embaixada do Rio Grande do Sul na capital paulista.
Who knew clothes hangers could do so much?
DunkARoos or bust.
Peace out, "Moooooooom, my food is touching!!!!"
TL,DR: They deserve a medal.
The quarterback's career in Cleveland is over after two seasons.
Baby about to get back.
No more excuses.
It was wonderful.
Un bébé né «coiffé» naît encore entièrement enveloppé dans le sac amniotique. Un cas extrêmement rare mais ne présentant aucun danger.
Get your plum bread and Poacher cheese ready.
Você pode aprender a imitar o Silvio Santos e abrir uma porta, por exemplo.
What's more frightening than the prospect of the world ending? In the spiritual successor to Cloverfield, it's the people who've been preparing for it to happen that you've really got to watch out for.
Porque seguro es muy difícil ser tú.
Sa va bien se passer, promis.
"I am and forever will be #grateful."
Vegan bondage sets and dancing grandmas.
Parce que toutes les familles ne sont pas composées d'«un papa et d'une maman».
Canadian weather gods: keeping you on your toes since 1867.
The federal government is trucking in water to dozens of homes after small amounts of contaminants were found in their well water.
Sin él, no existirían los Power Rangers.
Por si te lo perdiste, el avance de la temporada 6 ya está aquí FINALMENTE. Así que decidimos analizar exactamente lo que significa todo. Hay spoilers, obviamente.
They redefine relationship goals every time they leave the house,
"There is no need to suffer silently and there is no shame in seeking help."
We are not worthy.
Diese Checkliste wird Dir sagen, wie viel 00er Jahre noch in Dir stecken!
Campaigner Lisbeth Zornig told BuzzFeed News she was "very angry" at the court's decision.
Sehr kurz und sehr lustig.
Paws crossed she'll be claimed by her family soon.
The fourth entry in Rowling's writing on the wizarding world of America focuses on the era of Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.
Come on people it's only MARCH ffs.
Meet Reika Oozeki, a 19-year-old Japanese Viner who's currently inspiring young girls all over Japan to make cool videos. BuzzFeed News' Ryan Broderick reports from Tokyo.
Did you take the piss out of Puff Dragon?
OH. MY. GOD. *Janice voice*
Pareciera que no aprendemos de la historia... ¿o sí?
"Si las princesas de Disney..." no existieran, Internet estaría vacío.
Mind = destroyed.
McDo ou Quick? Sucré ou salé?
“There are two different Donald Trumps: the one you see on the stage, and the one who’s very cerebral,” Carson said Friday.
Taking care of my home doesn’t feel like drudgery. It feels like taking care of myself.
Wir sind ja nicht auf der Alm!
Our special guest this week is BuzzFeed UK’s deputy news editor, Elizabeth Pears, talking about some of her favorite stories she’s read recently.
A spokesperson for Emmaatan told BuzzFeed News via email that they were unaware of any controversy surrounding the product.
Britain's oldest DJ was last seen in July 2015.
Republican presidential candidates stuck mostly to pitching their policies rather than flinging personal attacks at each other during last night’s debate. Expectant mothers are turning to crowdfunding to help pay for maternity leave. And some foreign students will now be able to work in the U.S. for as long as three years after graduating.
Because apparently this is a thing that people do.
Be responsible and still have fun!
We gon' be alright.
Can they compare to the real deal? And yes, we got paid to try ice cream.
Can you get through this post without gagging a little? All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
La noticia del delfín en la playa no zafó.
The automotive giant is coming after Google, Uber, Tesla, and the rest with its acquisition of the autonomous vehicle company Cruise.
We tried peeing standing up and it was fucking great.
Pressure Grows To Stop The "Systematic Abuse" Of Indefinitely Detaining Children Under The Mental Health Act
Families and politicians told BuzzFeed News that society must protect children with autism and learning disabilities from being caught up in a system that detains them and denies them treatment.
Journalist Andrea Noel posted the video on social media in the hopes of identifying her attacker.
British pies are the best pies.
Wir haben unsere Unschuld verloren.
Selena Gomez, on ne la voit que sur Instagram.
Why was a "seriously ill" man handcuffed by officers and allowed to die in hospital, they asked.
They may both be stylish AF but that's where the similarity ends.
"There's no reason for the goose just to die, just like that," one Sandon resident told BuzzFeed News. WARNING: graphic images.
Penisse. Peni. Penita. Penunsen.
¡Corre! ¡Hay que salir de este sitio!
Wanderlust-ing real hard right now.
Ich sage nur: Ankerberg, Bergfest, Postgut und Glückauf!
The Friday Stumper is here to ruin your weekend.
Лениво. Очень лениво.
Why does this nightmare fuel exist.
It's an on-off thing.
Ice cream heaven.
It comes after a week of Liam Payne trolls, Kim Kardashian criticism, and Cheryl publicly supporting Kesha.
Le point sur le bilan de la catastrophe, 5 ans après.
We've plotted the movements of 17 players – past and present – but can you name them?
Ese olor de Bubbaloo...
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Crime fighting 'roo.
La intención era buena.
Cette tache n'est sûrement pas du café, mais vous vous en fichez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As far as other Londoners are concerned, you live in the middle of nowhere.
Sie sind einfach unglaublich übel.
Twenty questions, but just ONE wrong answer and you fail.
Mide tu vida en veces que lavas la Nespresso.
Te sentirás tan mal que no volverás a beber tanto. Vía @CrapTaxidermy.
It's a thin border, but a big difference.
Sabe más el diablo por ser Jafar que por diablo.
"A friend paid a bribe in Bangalore in Sodexo coupons."
The remarks came during a wide-ranging and frank foreign policy discussion with The Atlantic.
Certains avaient peur du choc des cultures. Mais, au final, les enfants ont eu l'air de bien s'amuser.
European Union leaders had a summit on the deepening global refugee crisis, the U.S. had its hottest winter on record, and Beatles producer George Martin died. Take the BuzzFeed News quiz, made from stories featured in the BuzzFeed News app and the BuzzFeed News newsletter this week.
In your daily dose of "perhaps there's hope yet".
Eva Longoria, verrate uns Dein Geheimnis!!!
Dormir > Todo lo demás.
Internet, pourquoi nous hais-tu autant?!
La gonorrea no existe en las películas (atención: imágenes censuradas de sexo animado).
Déclaration d'impôts, ma meilleure ennemie.
Avec un soupçon de mauvaise foi.
Five years on, the focus on the nuclear accident has distracted us from the human tragedies and important lessons of the 2011 earthquake, say scientists.
"Kranti has given these girls the opportunity to be self-sufficient."
"Los hombres de nuestras vidas", JAJAJA.
C'est TELLEMENT horrible.
"It is just a gathering of a religious cult called The Art Of Living," ZimEye reported.
It can always be worse.
"I am so full! What's for dessert?"
Singing + feeding = parenting goals.
"Whenever I run out of toilet paper, I just use ~used~ tissues." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Who run the world? Girls.
CNN pressed Trump on whether he's incited violence at his rallies, but there weren't any questions about campaign manager Corey Lewandowski's treatment of Breitbart News reporter Michelle Fields.
Girls gone Wilde.
"He calls himself 'The Wallet Inspector'".
Prove me wrong, I dare you.
Call me naive, but I think it can work.
The bill would create a constitutional amendment that protects religious people and organizations opposed to same-sex marriage.
The mountain lion is suspected of climbing over a 9-foot fence to enter the zoo's enclosure and kill the koala, officials say.
Do guys get boners? Do people fart? Who knew?! Thankfully our Massage Therapist, John, is here to answer any questions. Check him out on instagram @suazozulu.
"It didn't click who he was at the time."
A Donna and Eric from That '70s Show photo kicks off this week’s #ThrowbackThursday.
Shooters ambushed a barbecue Wednesday night, killing a man and four women, one of whom was 8 months pregnant. No arrests had been made as of Thursday afternoon.
"It looked fully legit."
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump was expected to be the top target again, but the super-heated attack never came.
To threesome or not to threesome... esa es la pregunta.