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September 1, 2011

Kim Kardashian On Starting A Family: "Hopefully Soon"

So when might a little baby Humphries-Kardashian be on the way? "Hopefully soon," Kardashian, 30, told People on Wednesday. "Being a mom is something I've always wanted, so I would love to be one someday." Kim has always been open about her desir…

Seriously, Fuck You George Lucas

In what may be the best argument ever for illegally downloading movies, George Lucas is finally releasing all 6 Star Wars titles on blu-ray, because there’s still a few dollars for him to steal from his fans. And of course because he has no idea wh…

Fact: Jack White Is The James Franco Of Music

Jack White has teamed up with Insane Clown Posse for a song called “Leck Mich Im Arsch”, which supposedly translates to “Lick Me In the Ass,” and uses a melody written by Mozart in 1782. Which all goes to support my thesis: Jack White is the James F…

What If Planets Orbited Earth?

When Jupiter comes up on the horizon, I'll admit to feeling claustrophobic. This great visual experiment helps put planetary size into perspective.

Man Plays Trumpet While Driving

Is this guy just a talented multitasker, late for his trumpet lesson? Or is he actually a very skilled Christopher Walken impersonator?

4-Year-Old With Breast And Butt Padding On "Toddlers And Tiaras"

Excuse me...I'm going to go vomit. A lot. Why would you dress a child up as Dolly Parton and strut her around...wait...sorry...more vomit.

The Best Way To Remember 9/11: Sushi?

Apparently a Phoenix-area Sushi restaurant has rolled out the "9-11 Remembrance Roll" to pay tribute to the tragedy. So that's totally weird.

Meet Ron Swanson's First Ex-Wife: Tammy 1

Tammy 1, played by the amazing Patricia Clarkson, is back in Pawnee to neuter Ron Swanson. Check out this preview of the newest season of Parks And Recreation. (Also featuring Tammy 0, his mother!)

Grandma Has A Pagina

This video is PAINFULLY cute. Just watch.

Kalbim Seni Seçti 11. Bölüm Izle

Handanın silah sesiyle birlikte Ömere koşması Onuru harekete geçirir. Handana olan aşkının önündeki engel Ömerdir. Ömerin hayatını mahvetmeye kararlıdır. Harekete geçer. Emir, annesinin kendisine söylediklerinin etkisiyle öfke içindedir. Okulda Meli…

Author Intent Is Irrelevant

And this is why I hate Shakespeare. Come on, the man just wanted to make enough money to eat. It's not rocket science!

Marc Maron Fact-Checks His Wikipedia Page

WBEZ has a recurring segment where they have stars break down their Wikipedia pages. This week brings Marc Maron out of the Cat Ranch, and again describes his awkward Lorne Michaels encounter. It's great.

Sub Pop Records Had The Greatest Rejection Letters Ever

If your band ever submitted a demo to Sub Pop Records and got rejected, then you've already had the pleasure of seeing this awesome letter. Anyone who opens a rejection form letter with "Dear Loser" is all kinds of great. (Also their stationary is hilarious: "Celebrating several years of record making.")

The Boardwalk Empire Subway Cars Are Awesome

If you've ever gone to the MTA museum, you know how cool old train cars are (and how cool I am for going to said museum). Well HBO has convinced the MTA to let them use a few legitimate 1917 subway cars to advertise the show. So if you ride the 2/3 line, get ready to go back in time to woven seats and ceiling fans. I'm pumped.

"Up" Sequel Fan Poster

Just rip my heart out and stomp on it, Pixar. Surely even they wouldn't resort to something this heartrending. Thank God this is just the brain-child of Q4Nobody

19 Insulting Instructional Signs

Ever gotten lost and needed a little help? Probably. But I wouldn't take most of the advice these signs have to give too personally.

The 11 Most Unlikely Sexual Fetishes

Are you in the market for a new sexual fetish? Here are some real, actual sexual fetishes to choose from that mostly involve just regular stuff that you can find around the house. Have fun, be safe, etc.

5'er Beşer 1.Bölüm Izle

Kemal Sunalin Oğlu Ali Sunal,ın yönetği komedi dolu sikeclerle kah kahalara bogulacaksiniz. 5′er Beşer Son Bölüm izle, 5′er Beşer Yeni Bölüm izle, 5′er Beşer izle

Candice Huffine On Her W Editorial, Padding And ‘Being Called Just A Model’ (Not Plus)

First it was Crystal Renn, then Marquita Pring, and now Candice Huffine is the latest plus model poised to break the mold. She recently landed the cover of Vogue Italia, a milestone considering the cover featured three plus-size models without desig…

Lightning Strikes Eiffel Tower

You can't plan a shot like this. Breathtaking.

Gears Of War 3 Official Trailer

Giant bug aliens set to depressing music in a dystopian setting? Yep, it's a Gear of War trailer.

Welcome Back To Hogwarts!

Even wizards have to go back to school. September 1st is the traditional start date for Hogwarts students. Please see the attached literature to familiarize yourself with the new term.

18 Things You Didn't Know About Firefly

I kinda think this story should be titled "18 Things you MAY NOT know about Firefly" because any respectable Browncoat was unsurprised by most of these. I didn't know the actual body count. That's a good nerdstat for my intersect.

Ned Kelly Remains Found In Mass Prison Grave In Australia

While Ned Kelly's body has been found, the head of Australia's most famous outlaw has not been found Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.

Attack Of The Mustache Monkeys

They've come for your bananas and your monocles. These are tamarins at the San Francisco Zoo, and they desperately need tiny top hats.

World's Shortest Train

"I have never got on such a short train."

How To Make Homemade Ecto Cooler

This. Changes. EVERYTHING!

Dwight Howard Dunks On A 12-Foot Giraffe In A Tokyo Mall

Did you see that headline? Why have you not clicked on the link yet? This is what the Internet is for.

Custom 'Calvin And Hobbes' Sneakers By Aaron Nason

Who wouldn’t want “Calvin & Hobbes” walking around with them wherever they go? Etsy artist Aaron Nason has designed some sneakers that will remind you of everyone’s favorite comic strip. Custom painted sneakers sounds like they would be out of the t…

Cher Slams "Bigots" For Dissing Chaz Bono's 'Dancing With The Stars' Stint

Cher doesn't joke around when it comes to people picking on her kid. The international superstar, 65, had some choice words for "stupid bigots" criticizing her transgender son Chaz Bono's decision to join Dancing with the Stars.

Wade Belak Death Mourned By Nashville Predators And Other Hockey Fans

Wade Belak death is an apparent suicide, according to unofficial police reports Read more by Daisy Barringer on CBS News' What's Trending.

10-Year-Old Rene Serrano Will Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

He's only 10, but he's already better at skateboarding than I am at just about anything. Well except maybe the glockenspiel, but that's a dying art man.

Documents Show That Americans Were Trying To Help Gaddafi Beat The Rebellion

This does not look good. Evidence has emerged that a former assistant Secretary of State (David Welch) and a current Congressman (Dennis Kucinich) were secretly advising the Gaddafi administration on how to beat the rebellion.

Hollywood Leaks Hacks Celebrity Accounts

Hollywood Leaks has already posted a slew of phone numbers including those of Miley Cyrus and Ashley Green and the script of new Tom Cruise musical Rock Of Ages.

Lady Gaga, Kanye & Lil Wayne Play With Gender & Fashion (PHOTOS)

Between Katy Perry's four outfit changes, Nicki Minaj's Japanese steez and Beyonce's pregnancy confirmation, folks who care had plenty to talk about at the bus stop on the way to work the day after the VMAs.

Jay-Z And Beyonce's VMA Baby Announcement

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The Ultimate Guide To Labor Day Sales

Do you plan to use the long weekend to do a little shopping? Here are the stores running sales for Labor Day.

I Don't Even Know Who You Are Anymore

A couple of years ago I came home from a hockey game completely hammered, fired up the ol' eBay and bid on a dozen outdated globes. I didn’t even remember that I'd done this until days later when my email dinged with a notice that I'd been outbid on…

You Have One New Death

But I have been in a situation where I did not want people to find out on Facebook. One of my dearest, closest friends died in a tragic accident on her way to work one evening. The police notified her parents, who lived in another state, late into t…

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How I Feel When Shopping At Target

I chuckle at this card by Fomato about shopping at Target because it's so true! Link - via bb-blog

American Apparel’s In Serious Trouble Again

American Apparel has hovered perilously close to bankruptcy for the past few years but they’ve always managed to hang on by a thread. Things looked up for the company when it received a much needed $15 million injection from a group of Canadian inve…

Manchester United Arsenal Maçı Izle

Manchester United Arsenal 8-2 maç sonucu. Manchester United Arsenal golleri izle. Bu sezona iyi başlayan kırmızı şeytanlar Londra temsilcisine gol olup yağıdı. Manchester United 8 Arsenal 2 golleri izle, Manchester United Arsenal maç özeti golleri i…

The Trend Story, Mastered: HuffPo Does Gay College Hookers!

THIS IS THE PERFECT TREND STORY! This is IT. It is about how young gay men are "increasingly" (!!!) becoming "sugar babies" to pay for college! Let us break down how it works! • "Kirk is hardly alone in his decision to sell sex in order to pay for …

Laura Dern Is Our Only Hope For Bringing David Lynch Back

The first in a series on collaborations that we now take for granted but initially made little sense. Fans of David Lynch are accustomed, by now, to the half-decade wait. It took five years after Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me unjustly bombed out of…

Iran Sues Russia Over Missing Missiles

TEHRAN, Aug. 30 (UPI) -- Iran has filed a lawsuit at the International Court of Justice in a bid to force Russia to sell it the powerful S-300PMU air-defense system under an $800 million contract Moscow abrogated in 2010, citing U.N. sanctions again…

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