September 1, 2011
The Worst Thing About ‘Deus Ex: Human Revolution’
Based on critical reception alone, the newest Deus Ex will likely be a hit. And that's with good cause. Human Revolution is a great game, designed to support a variety of approaches and chock full of the kinds of nuts-and-bolts customizations that m…
Fitness Tips - Exercise Advice For Beginners
Exercise tips and fitness safety tips for beginners at WomansDay.com
Harry Potter Fans Celebrate September 1st By Hopping On The Hogwarts Express (VIDEO)
The Hogwarts Express has the Twitterverse chattering with delight as Potterheads collectively celebrate the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter's first train ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Hogwarts Express travels from Londo…
Hurricane Irene Drunk From TubularGoldmine
Nothing will stop this woman's buzz, not even a hurricane on the East Coast.
Jessica Callaway, Arizona Mother, Blew Marijuana Smoke In Her Baby's Mouth To Calm Her Down, Police Say
A 21-year-old mother was arrested by Gilbert, Az., Police on Saturday after she allegedly tried to calm her infant daughter by blowing marijuana smoke in the girl's mouth. Witness footage allegedly shows Jessica Callaway on Friday telling her 10-mon…
Jada Pinkett Smith And Marc Anthony: What Really Happened?
Amidst whisperings that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are on the outs, rumors of Jada's potentially more than platonic involvement with Jennifer Lopez's soon-to-be ex-husband, Marc Anthony, have begun to fly -- how's that for a star-studded tang…
Kim Kardashian On Starting A Family: "Hopefully Soon"
So when might a little baby Humphries-Kardashian be on the way? "Hopefully soon," Kardashian, 30, told People on Wednesday. "Being a mom is something I've always wanted, so I would love to be one someday." Kim has always been open about her desir…
Seriously, Fuck You George Lucas
In what may be the best argument ever for illegally downloading movies, George Lucas is finally releasing all 6 Star Wars titles on blu-ray, because there’s still a few dollars for him to steal from his fans. And of course because he has no idea wh…
Fact: Jack White Is The James Franco Of Music
Jack White has teamed up with Insane Clown Posse for a song called “Leck Mich Im Arsch”, which supposedly translates to “Lick Me In the Ass,” and uses a melody written by Mozart in 1782. Which all goes to support my thesis: Jack White is the James F…
Dealbreaker: He's Anti-Abortion Rights
In theory, a guy like Jack would never go for a girl like me. “You think I’m a baby killer, I think you’re a misogynist” isn’t exactly a strong foundation for a relationship. But hot anti-choice guys exist, and they have hit on me. And somehow, whil…
What If Planets Orbited Earth?
When Jupiter comes up on the horizon, I'll admit to feeling claustrophobic. This great visual experiment helps put planetary size into perspective.
Man Plays Trumpet While Driving
Is this guy just a talented multitasker, late for his trumpet lesson? Or is he actually a very skilled Christopher Walken impersonator?
4-Year-Old With Breast And Butt Padding On "Toddlers And Tiaras"
Excuse me...I'm going to go vomit. A lot. Why would you dress a child up as Dolly Parton and strut her around...wait...sorry...more vomit.
The Best Way To Remember 9/11: Sushi?
Apparently a Phoenix-area Sushi restaurant has rolled out the "9-11 Remembrance Roll" to pay tribute to the tragedy. So that's totally weird.
Meet Ron Swanson's First Ex-Wife: Tammy 1
Tammy 1, played by the amazing Patricia Clarkson, is back in Pawnee to neuter Ron Swanson. Check out this preview of the newest season of Parks And Recreation. (Also featuring Tammy 0, his mother!)
Kalbim Seni Seçti 11. Bölüm Izle
Handanın silah sesiyle birlikte Ömere koşması Onuru harekete geçirir. Handana olan aşkının önündeki engel Ömerdir. Ömerin hayatını mahvetmeye kararlıdır. Harekete geçer. Emir, annesinin kendisine söylediklerinin etkisiyle öfke içindedir. Okulda Meli…
‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 13 Pro Pairings Revealed!
Good Morning America revealed the pro pairings for Dancing With the Stars this morning and it looks like Season 13 will be a good one! OK! GALLERY: THE NEW
Jada Pinkett Smith And Marc Anthony: What Really Happened
Last week, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith shot down a tabloid report that they were ending their 14-year marriage -- and that Pinkett Smith had an affair with Marc Anthony, her love interest on TV's HawthoRNe.
Author Intent Is Irrelevant
And this is why I hate Shakespeare. Come on, the man just wanted to make enough money to eat. It's not rocket science!
Marc Maron Fact-Checks His Wikipedia Page
WBEZ has a recurring segment where they have stars break down their Wikipedia pages. This week brings Marc Maron out of the Cat Ranch, and again describes his awkward Lorne Michaels encounter. It's great.
Sub Pop Records Had The Greatest Rejection Letters Ever
If your band ever submitted a demo to Sub Pop Records and got rejected, then you've already had the pleasure of seeing this awesome letter. Anyone who opens a rejection form letter with "Dear Loser" is all kinds of great. (Also their stationary is hilarious: "Celebrating several years of record making.")
The Boardwalk Empire Subway Cars Are Awesome
If you've ever gone to the MTA museum, you know how cool old train cars are (and how cool I am for going to said museum). Well HBO has convinced the MTA to let them use a few legitimate 1917 subway cars to advertise the show. So if you ride the 2/3 line, get ready to go back in time to woven seats and ceiling fans. I'm pumped.
"Up" Sequel Fan Poster
Just rip my heart out and stomp on it, Pixar. Surely even they wouldn't resort to something this heartrending. Thank God this is just the brain-child of Q4Nobody
Jennifer Aniston Pregnant Rumors Start Again (PHOTO)
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the doctor in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, setting off a new round of pregnancy rumors. x17online.com has photos and reports that Aniston was sucking on a lollipop as she left. All sorts of doctor's offices…
Golden Boy Oscar De La Hoya Comes Clean About Lingerie And Chemical Addiction
The lingerie was no lie, and his fishnets weren't fake!
Dear Prudence: My Father-in-law Might Be A Pedophile.
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30DaysofGOOD Challenge: 1. Send Someone A Postcard
Welcome to The GOOD 30-Day Challenge (#30DaysofGOOD). Each month, we challenge our community members to do something that will improve the world around us—and our own lives. The challenge for September? To connect with other people. In an effort to …
19 Insulting Instructional Signs
Ever gotten lost and needed a little help? Probably. But I wouldn't take most of the advice these signs have to give too personally.
Celebrity Couple Age Differences Illustrated
These couples all have pretty substantial age gaps. To illustrate just how wide the generation gap is between them, we've looked at what the cultural touchstones in America were when they were born.
The 11 Most Unlikely Sexual Fetishes
Are you in the market for a new sexual fetish? Here are some real, actual sexual fetishes to choose from that mostly involve just regular stuff that you can find around the house. Have fun, be safe, etc.
Ask E. Jean: She’s Probably Too Good-Looking To Read This Answer
Is beauty an asset or a weapon in the workplace? Read E. Jean's advice to one drop-dead gorgeous woman on ELLE.com
Scientology-The New Yorker: Church Volunteers Protest Lawrence Wright Story On Paul Haggis
Church volunteers demonstrate at magazine’s offices, hand out pamphlet mocking critical story.
5'er Beşer 1.Bölüm Izle
Kemal Sunalin Oğlu Ali Sunal,ın yönetği komedi dolu sikeclerle kah kahalara bogulacaksiniz. 5′er Beşer Son Bölüm izle, 5′er Beşer Yeni Bölüm izle, 5′er Beşer izle
Kevin Bacon Was Mr. Cool Disguise For A Day, Hated It
You know how celebrities are always saying that the thing that they want the most is a blowjob from a real life mermaid to just be able to go out in public for once in their lives without being recognized, enjoying that beautiful sense of privacy th…
Every Teaser Trailer Ever
Not bad. However, I'd much rather studios used random close-ups of actors than deciding to show the whole plot in the trailer.
Maya Angelou: MLK Memorial Quote ‘Makes Him Seem Like An Egotist’
Poet and author Maya Angelou is irked by an inscription on the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial that she believes "minimizes the man." (via Washington Post) A quotation from one of King's speeches was paraphrased in order to fit on the side…
Katia Reaches Hurricane Strength As Tropical Cyclone Looms In Gulf
Don't look now, but Katia—that's pronounced KA-tee-uh—just tipped from intensely simmering over to boiling in the middle of the Atlantic, becoming the second named hurricane of the season.
Ear Facts - Ear Pain
Our ears are easy to take for granted: When you’re free of pain and your hearing is fine, you barely pay them any attention. But that doesn't mean there aren't best practices you should follow when it comes to your ears. In order to avoid any kind o…
'Da Brick': Spike Lee, Mike Tyson, Doug Ellin's New HBO Show
With his scene-stealing performance in both "The Hangover" films and a reality show about pigeons, Mike Tyson has found new life in the entertainment business. Now, he's making the leap from on-screen to major TV player.
Tennis Stars Maria Sharapova And Jelena Jankovic In Bitter Rivalry That Goes Back Years
Tennis stars Maria Sharapova and Jelena Jankovic have been locked in a bitter rivalry as fierce off-court as it is on.
Kris Humphries And Ray J, Famed For His Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian, Exchange Few Words On A Delta Flight On Sunday
Nothing is worse than sitting next to someone on a plane who has a sex tape with your wife. Kris Humphries was stone-faced seated next to Kim Kardashian’s ex, Ray J, on a Delta flight Sunday from LA to New Orleans. Humphries, who boarded in Minneap…
A 1979 First Grade Readiness Checklist Asks If Your Child Can Travel Alone In The Neighborhood, But Not If She Can Read.
Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images Is your child ready for first grade? Earlier this month, Chicago Now blogger Christine Whitley reprinted a checklist from a 1979 child-rearing series designed to help a parent figure that one out. Te…
Candice Huffine On Her W Editorial, Padding And ‘Being Called Just A Model’ (Not Plus)
First it was Crystal Renn, then Marquita Pring, and now Candice Huffine is the latest plus model poised to break the mold. She recently landed the cover of Vogue Italia, a milestone considering the cover featured three plus-size models without desig…
Binh Danh’s Amazing “Chlorophyll Prints”
Just in time for the impending fall weather, PetalPixel tipped us off to the work of Vietnamese-born Stanford University graduate student Binh Danh, an unconventional young artist who begins each of his pieces by picking a leaf — usually from his mo…
Romancing The Stone To Become An NBC Show Now
Having reached the point where it openly considered turning 1984’s Romancing The Stone into an Ugly Truth reunion—and still everyone just averted their eyes and said nothing—Fox has decided it may as well make it into an NBC series, if that’s the wa…
Gears Of War 3 Official Trailer
Giant bug aliens set to depressing music in a dystopian setting? Yep, it's a Gear of War trailer.
Welcome Back To Hogwarts!
Even wizards have to go back to school. September 1st is the traditional start date for Hogwarts students. Please see the attached literature to familiarize yourself with the new term.
Claire Darrow Mosier's Second Home In Costa Rica
Andre Balazs' Creative Director Claire Darrow Mosier takes us to her home away from home in Costa Rica's Osa Peninsula. Read more travel stories at ELLE.com
18 Things You Didn't Know About Firefly
I kinda think this story should be titled "18 Things you MAY NOT know about Firefly" because any respectable Browncoat was unsurprised by most of these. I didn't know the actual body count. That's a good nerdstat for my intersect.
Ned Kelly Remains Found In Mass Prison Grave In Australia
While Ned Kelly's body has been found, the head of Australia's most famous outlaw has not been found Read more by Michelle Castillo on CBS News' What's Trending.
Sandra Bullock & Louis Leave A Friend’s House
Sandra Bullock and her adorable son Louis head back to her car after dropping by a friend’s house on Monday (August 29) in Los Angeles.
Attack Of The Mustache Monkeys
They've come for your bananas and your monocles. These are tamarins at the San Francisco Zoo, and they desperately need tiny top hats.
Former NYC Deputy Mayor Stephen Goldsmith Was Busted For Domestic Violence In Washington, DC, Days Before Quitting Big Apple Post
Former Deputy Mayor Stephen Goldsmith -- who drew sharp criticism for bungling the Christmas storm that shut down the city -- actually resigned in disgrace after his wife, fearing for her life, had him arrested during an argument turned violent, The…
Steven Seagal -- Legal Threats Over Tank Raid
The blood of a dead puppy is on Steven Seagal's hands ... this according to an Arizona man who claims the actor participated in a deadly police raid on his home back in March that was taped for a reality show. Seagal, along with Maricopa County Sh…
Flavorwire » Tracy Morgan And Tyler, The Creator
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Dwight Howard Dunks On A 12-Foot Giraffe In A Tokyo Mall
Did you see that headline? Why have you not clicked on the link yet? This is what the Internet is for.
Art Markman, Ph.D.: Why Time Flies When You're Having Fun
There is some nice research by Dinah Avni-Babad and Ilana Ritov in the Journal of Experimental Psychology: General from 2003 that addresses this question. They found that people judge the duration of a period of time from memory differently than the…
Custom 'Calvin And Hobbes' Sneakers By Aaron Nason
Who wouldn’t want “Calvin & Hobbes” walking around with them wherever they go? Etsy artist Aaron Nason has designed some sneakers that will remind you of everyone’s favorite comic strip. Custom painted sneakers sounds like they would be out of the t…
Cher Slams "Bigots" For Dissing Chaz Bono's 'Dancing With The Stars' Stint
Cher doesn't joke around when it comes to people picking on her kid. The international superstar, 65, had some choice words for "stupid bigots" criticizing her transgender son Chaz Bono's decision to join Dancing with the Stars.
Wade Belak Death Mourned By Nashville Predators And Other Hockey Fans
Wade Belak death is an apparent suicide, according to unofficial police reports Read more by Daisy Barringer on CBS News' What's Trending.
Lindsay Lohan Goes To Extremes -- Gets Billy Joel Tat
They're both from Long Island ... they're both terrible drivers ... and now Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel have something else in common ... his lyrics tattooed on her body -- and TMZ has the photo. LiLo rolled over to her favorite L.A. tattoo shop …
Building Bigger: World’s Largest Indoor Arena Set For The Philippines
Bigger may or may not be better, but it sure does get you some attention, especially in the world of buildings. Populous, a Kansas City-based global mega-architecture firm, has announced that construction already has kicked off on their design (comp…
10-Year-Old Rene Serrano Will Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
He's only 10, but he's already better at skateboarding than I am at just about anything. Well except maybe the glockenspiel, but that's a dying art man.
Documents Show That Americans Were Trying To Help Gaddafi Beat The Rebellion
This does not look good. Evidence has emerged that a former assistant Secretary of State (David Welch) and a current Congressman (Dennis Kucinich) were secretly advising the Gaddafi administration on how to beat the rebellion.