Archive
September 30, 2011
Achieve Immortality Through Etymology
Language is a risible funny thing. Who really wants to be remembered as a skin tight unitard though?
13 Owls That Will Murder You In Your Sleep
Well I never wanted to sleep again anyway. Any animal that can do an Exorcist impression without dying is nothing but evil incarnate.
Fox News Calls Pepper-Sprayed Female Protestors Over-Dramatic
Well this is surprising. Did I say surprising? I meant disgusting. I hate when I confuse those two.
Kiss Of Death
I always wondered why Sleeping Beauty didn't age when she woke up. I'd pay good money to watch this adaptation. You hear me Hollywood?
Reckless Driver Films Moment Of Own Death
And this is why you don't play games behind the wheel. Immortality, you do not possess it. (NSFW: No blood or gore but just horrifying)
Creepy Surgical Robot Removes Flesh From Grape
What a lovely example of advancement in the we're all gonna die robotics field. Is there any way to make it look more like an alien torture device? Folks love that!
Talking Cat Only Knows One Word
This is how I sound whenever anyone tries to take my picture. Seriously guy, how many times does this cat have to tell you it hates kids?
The Baking Technique That Changes Everything
It's so simple, yet brilliant. How is this not how we always make cookies?
The Humane Society Forgets What Dogs Look Like
He knows how to "sit" too. Still working on "speak" though.
Secluded Scientology School Examined
A $42,000 a year boarding school located amidst the forests of western Oregon, Delphian has been operating on the principles of L. Ron Hubbard since 1970, despite a lack of academic accreditation. Although the inner workings of the school have previously remained a mystery, public denouncement of the principles of Scientology have recently emboldened alumni to speak about their experiences both at Delphian, and the affiliated labor corps Sea Org. (Click here to read full article.)
