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March 1, 2012

Ashton Kutcher Takes Date Lorene Scarfaria To Madonna's Oscar Party

After years of taking his soon-to-be ex-wife Demi Moore as his Oscars-night date, Ashton Kutcher popped up on Hollywood's big night with another woman on his arm: screenwriter Lorene Scarfaria.

Awesome "Breaking Bad" Minnesota Timberwolves Poster

This is a perfect representation of these two teammates/ badass bros. I'm actively rooting for Kevin Love and Nikola Pekovic to combine for every rebound in every game they play in together the rest of the season.

14 Offensive And/Or Crazy Quotes From Arthur Jones, The Neo-Nazi Running For Congress

This guy is seriously running for the Republican nomination to represent Illinois in the House of Representatives. Here are some anti-Semitic, homophobic, racist, xenophobic and downright weird quotes from Arthur "Art" Jones, the 64-year-old National Socialist Holocaust denier who hopes to represent Illinois' 3rd Congressional District.

Chimp Vs. Baby

There aren't many times when a video can be both adorable and violent. This is one of those special, special times.

Twitter Buzz: Can Kris Humphries Pull Off Emo Glasses?

Please let him know. Plus, Jose Canseco feels like it's 1988, Tyra Banks is convinced that Michelle Obama watches her show, and Snoop Dogg reaches out to Lana Del Rey.

The World's Strangest Mitt Romney Sign

You can say a lot of things about Mitt Romney, but I'm not sure this is accurate. (via @GarrettNBCNews)

Katy Perry, What Are You Wearing?

I can see your mint-green granny panties through that thing you're calling a dress. Not a good look.

Flashback: Joe Arpaio Was Romney Arizona Campaign Chair In 2008

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio -- whose views alienate both Hispanic and independent voters alike -- is probably the last person the Romney campaign wants to be associated with. But in 2008 the Sheriff was a vocal Romney surrogate, serving a chair of his Arizona campaign and hosting a conference call for the Governor on immigration.

America's Next Top Model: The British Are Coming!

Skinny-dipping, costumes, tears, and Tyra. ANTM is back, y'all! Here are all the crazy moments from last night's premiere that you need to see.

Sofia Vergara Is Terrified And Other Links

This has to be from "Modern Family". Plus, dolphins can stampede and Ron Paul's wife is still a teenager. These and other Buzz that flew under the radar await your clicking pleasure.

Hipster Babe Ruth

Cool tie clip, Bambino.

Ke$ha Is Now Part Robot

When did these become a thing? And, more importantly, where can I get them?

More Proof That Michael Beasley Is The NBA's Resident Stoner

As if this photo wasn't enough evidence. My favorite part is when "SupercoolBeas" realizes that the knee he's grabbing is not his own and then tries to play it off like he's doing silent movie schtick. You're no George Valentin, Michael!

British GQ Advertises Its Comedy Issue Just Right

A bunch of funny dudes and Oliva Wilde's boobs. Okay, then!

Rick Santorum In 2006: I Worked With Boxer, Durbin, Clinton, And Bayh

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum takes a sharp partisan line. But in 2006 when the Pennsylvania Senate candidate was in a tough reelection fight he tried to appeal to moderate voters by touting a record of working with liberal leaders Bill Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Dick Durbin among others. He lost by 16%.

How Andrew Breitbart Helped Launch Huffington Post

BuzzFeed founder Jonah Peretti, a HuffPo cofounder, recalls their brief partnership on the record for the first time. "At war with himself," but at least it paid for the remodeling of his kitchen.

Vigilante Cell Phone Jammer Is A Bona Fide Super Hero

Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. This is Eric, and he's fond of using an illegal cell phone jammer to silence people being loud and rude on Philadelphia's public transportation. Do they make these for iPods and babies?

Rick Santorum's 2006 Website: Don't Call Me The Anti-Christ

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum was in for an uphill and ultimately losing battle in his reelection bid in 2006. In an effort to turn around his campaign Santorum descended into uncharted waters. Santorum attempted to link his opponent, State Treasurer Bob Casey, to a union leader who called him the "anti-Christ." The screenshot below comes from his website in October 2006.

Hottest Chef Round 3: Austin's Kurt Ramborger Vs Las Vegas' Olivier Dubreuil

Eater's Hottest Chef in America competition is almost over. Right now, the Western Conference championship round that will lead to the East vs West coast finals. The contestants: chef Kurt Ramborger of ViUDA Bistro in Buda, TX versus Olivier Dubreui…

Want To Watch Olivia Wilde Jiggle Her Boobs?

Olivia Wilde made the cover of British GQ’s new Comedy Special issue devoted to “Kings of Comedy… and Olivia Wilde, Brooklyn Decker, Anna Faris, and Diora Baird.” Normally I’d make fun of that terrible attempt at pandering to the lowest common denom…

Obama In '06: "The Easiest Thing In The World" Is To Criticize Oil Companies

Sometimes, once you're president, politics means doing the easy thing. The Republican National Committee is sending out this video in response to Obama's energy speech today. Going after the oil companies "may be sufficient to get us through this election, but after the election, people then are going to say, 'OK smart guy, what are we going to do about energy?'"

30 Cats Hanging Out In Shoes

Cats like to sit in really weird places, like shoes apparently. Still, cats do seem to have quite an eye for a fresh pair of kicks.

10 Dividend Stocks Still Paying Outsized Yields (Update1)

The latest viral buzz from thestreet.com

Once Upon A Time In Little Tokyo Photo

Sunday Funday! After not having any days off for a couple of months now, I decided to take a morning off and go hang out with some beautiful peoples. Amelia was in town so we couldn't miss her. By the way, check out her stuff, she is amazing. Before…

Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 - The Young Turks With Cenk Uygur // Current TV

Andrew Breitbart, the conservative provocateur and media entrepreneur, died Wednesday in Los Angeles. Breitbart appeared on "The Young Turks with Cenk Uygur" on February 14.

Republican Lawmakers Eulogize Andrew Breitbart With Life-Sized Portrait

Rep. Steve King of Iowa says he's been carrying an acorn around in his pocket for two years because of Breitbart.

Tennessee Principal Tells Gay Students They're Going To Hell

Dorothy Bond, a principal of Haywood High School in Brownsville, Tennessee, is accused of pointing at a group of gay students during a meeting and telling them they're going to hell. Here's what happened.

What Happened To Lil Kim's Eyebrows?

I'm 100% behind Lil Kim's comeback, but for the love of god, somebody give this woman an eyebrow pencil!

Rush Limbaugh Confuses Contraception With Prostitution

Women on birth control are sluts. Limbaugh was attacking Sandra Fluke, the law student who was denied the right to speak at the congressional hearing about contraception. Skip to the 3:00 mark for some truly terrifying insight into how he believes women should be treated.

Clarissa And The Straightjackets Is Your New Favorite Band

A little-known fact about "Clarissa Explains It All": Melissa Joan Heart recorded a full album in character as Clarissa called "Clarissa and the Straightjackets." In it, we learn "This Is What 'Na Na' Means" (actual track title), what Clarissa's likes and dislikes are, and that Clarissa didn't really have the best singing voice -- not that it matters!

Rick Santorum Was Just A Regular Frat Bro

During his time at Penn State, Rick Santorum was just your average frat bro in Tau Epsilon Phi. Tau Epsilon Phi’s brotherhood motto: "Friendship, chivalry, service."

Bros Light A Fellow Bro's Hair On Fire

If you needed anymore proof that this generation is the GREATEST generation here it is. Besides, this is what you people want? Right? RIGHT?!

Dear Hollywood: Sherri Shepherd And Octavia Spencer Are Not The Same Person

Today on "The View," Sherri Shepherd talked about her job as a red carpet correspondent during the Oscars this past Sunday night and casually mentioned how many of the Hollywood elite mistook her for Octavia Spencer. SERIOUSLY?!

The Worst Collaboration In Music History

That's it, you guys. Music is over.

Lindsay Lohan On The Today Show: "Maybe I Should Not Go Out All The Time"

Earlier today, the "Today Show" aired their exclusive interview with the fallen starlet in which she discussed her current state of affairs. She answered Matt Lauer's questions about making at career comeback at the age of 25, how she managed to get the gig hosting SNL (she says she harassed Lorne Michaels via email), and whether or not she's sober at the moment.

When Rick Santorum Got Desperate

Down by 15% in the polls in his failed reelection bid against then State Treasurer Bob Casey, the Pennslyviana Senator pulled out all the stops, and descended into negative campaigning. Santorum accused Casey of corruption, not showing up for work, and not answering any questions on the issues at all. Here's one clip in which Bob Casey hit back at Santorum on the issues.

Romney Jokes About His Small Varmints Comment

Republican Presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney's campaign confirmed yesterday to BuzzFeed that he owns two shotguns. The admission is sure to bring up old reruns of Romney's claim he only hunted "small varmints." Here's Romney addressing the issue, albeit in a joke, in 2007: "The Easter Bunny didn't come. He heard I was packing heat"

Sideline Reporter Showdown: Power Ranking The 25 Hottest Women In Sports TV

Let's take a look at the 25 hottest women patrolling the sidelines in hopes of a memory.

The New Assassin's Creed Game Is Going To Be Set During The American Revolution

A Best Buy employee was able to commandeer this promotional image which all but confirms the rumors that Assassin's Creed 3 will take place during the American Revolution and apparently feature a Native American protagonist. I expect plenty of hatchets to the face.

Largest Wall Of Cardboard Boxes Knocked Down Using A Hybrid Human-Cardboard Battering Ram

Anna Simon, a host at Otra Movida, knocked down 48 cardboard boxes dressed as a hybrid human-cardboard battering ram.

OP-ED: Borderlands 2 Wisely Goes With Steamworks On PC

Steam will be integrated with Borderlands 2 right out of the box.

You Can Buy This Abandoned French Village For $400,000

It's a bit of a fixer upper. The town of Saint Nicolas Coubefy, with more than a dozen buildings, can be yours for the low, low price of 300,000 euros. Its previous owners used it as a luxury bed and breakfast, but the global economic crisis has rendered it a quaint, rural ghost town.

The 20 Best Things BuzzFeeders Said In February

Everybody knows that Buzzfeeders are the best commenters on the internet. So here are our favorite things Buzzfeeders said in the comments last month. For more, check out our ongoing Hall Of Fame.

Justin Bieber Is Legal

Today is Justin Bieber's 18th birthday. How are you celebrating?

Christina Hendricks Dressed In Leather, Posing With Weapons

A crossbow, bow and arrow, knives and a deck of cards, to be precise. Is this black-and-white shoot for V Magazine artsy or trashy? I've been staring for five minutes and I still can't tell. I know one thing, though: girl is GORGEOUS.

Inspired By Marilyn Monroe, Danny Devito Has Bleached His Hair Blonde

I love this man and believe he can do no wrong, blonde locks and all. So when he told Jimmy Fallon that he got his hair done after he saw being inspired by a year-old cover of Vanity Fair last night, my heart grew about ten sizes.

25 People Who Think President Obama Killed Andrew Breitbart

A bunch of people seem to believe there's a conspiracy behind Andrew Breitbart's death. The theory is that Breitbart had a video from Obama's college years that Obama didn't want released. So he had to die.

Matt Lauer Suprises Zac Efron With A Question About His Condom-Dropping Incident

I bet Zac Efron wasn't expecting to discuss the condom he dropped on the red carpet during his "Today Show" interview to promote "The Lorax" this morning. Matt Lauer: never afraid to ask the tough questions!

On Twitter, Shock And Skepticism At Breitbart's Death

He was a playful figure in a disruptive media age, and the immediate, overwhelming swirl of confusion, sadness, and anger around his death has been in keeping with his work.

When We Were Young [VIDEO]

Music video by The Summer Set performing When We Were Young (explicit) - Starring Christina Saragaglia and Steven Robertson. (C) 2012 Razor & Tie Direct, LLC.

Breitbart Is Dead

The conservative provacateur was 43. His business partner Larry Solov reported his death on Big Government this morning and ABC News confirmed it with the L.A. Coroner's Office.

Hipster Obama

Today on Bill Simmons' podcast, Barack Obama said "I knew about Jeremy Lin before you did." Who knew our President had a hipster side?

Barack Obama On Linsanity: "I Knew About Jeremy Before You Did"

The President dishes on break out Knicks sensation in a 25 minute interview with Bill Simmons saying he seems like a the "wonderful young man" and acknowledging he's "been on the Jeremy Lin bandwagon for a while."

highsChOOL Photo - Buzznet

Here are a few random pictures of me from highschool! --Enjoy!

No. 29: Whattup, Leap Day

Random facts about Leap Day. Happy Feb 2-9!

Will Bunch Debunks Rick Santorum’s Penn State College Complaints

Keith and Will Bunch, senior writer for the Philadelphia Daily News and author of “The Backlash: Right-Wing Radicals, High-Def Hucksters and Paranoid Politics in the Age of Obama,” analyze revelations about Rick Santorum’s college career at Penn Sta…

Man Who Crushed Car Pays For Replacement

PUNTA GORDA, Fla., Feb. 29 (UPI) -- The Florida man who crushed a teenager's car in the parking lot of an off-road park said he wrote a $6,500 check to get the girl a new vehicle.

Shepard Hangs Up His (Or Her) Rifle (Or Pistol)

How do you think Mass Effect 3 will end?

Worst Persons: Brion McClanahan, John Mathis And Bill O’Reilly

Find out why The Daily Caller contributor Brion McClanahan is WORSE; Utah state Rep. John Mathis (R-District 55) is WORSER; and Bill O’Reilly is THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD for Feb. 29, 2012.

Wingman Rules

There is one ultimate wingman rule: sometimes you've got to jump on a grenade.

Smithsonian To Share Its Collections In 3D

WASHINGTON, Feb. 27 (UPI) -- The Smithsonian Institution says it will turn to 3D printing to share some of the 137 million items in its collections with museums around the United States.

Israelis Choose Obama

His relationship with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been rocky, but Israelis seem to be warming to him. At least, they prefer him to Mitt, Newt, and Rick.

2012 NFL Mock Draft: Projecting All 7 Rounds Of Picks

The Senior Bowl is in the books. The NFL Scouting Combine is complete. The 2012 NFL Draft looms. With the late April lottery nearing, NFL teams will spend the next two months attending ...

Hottest Chef Round 2, Day 2: Philly's Jason Cichonski Vs New Orleans' Phillip Lopez

It's day two of the quarterfinal round in Eater's Hottest Chef in America competition. Right now, an Eastern Division hot-face-off: chef Jason Cichonski of Ela in Philadelphia versus Phillip Lopez of Root in New Orleans. Vote here:

Karlie Kloss Makes Her First Runway Appearance This Season For Anthony Vaccarello (Plus The Scoop On Where She’s Been)

PARIS–The fashion world has been missing model Karlie Kloss and her famous pegs all month. The model-of-the-moment didn’t walk in New York, London or Milan because for some mysterious big opportunity–”a game changer ;) #LovingLife” she Tweeted on Fe…

Rolling Stone's Michael Hastings: Homeland Security Monitored Occupy Wall Street, WikiLeaks Emails Show

Rolling Stone contributing editor Michael Hastings tells Cenk how the Department of Homeland Security monitored Occupy Wall Street activists, according to emails from private intelligence contractor Stratfor that were released by WikiLeaks. Hastings…

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