November 1, 2011
This is what five guys with 500 cans of spray paint can accomplish in sixteen days. What have you done this month?
The best bromance costume one could hope for. Even the pose is downright uncanny!
I'd be a bit concerned about his feet, but I'm too busy being blown away by this level of dedication. They are your new Halloween overlords. Bow accordingly.
Worst. Delivery person. Ever. Between hanging up on customers, having coffee spilled on him by fans and getting lost, at least it's entertaining?
Short-haired people! Look at all the annoyingly complicated time-consuming hairstyles you're missing out on.
Or, how to have the best Halloween ever.
Donald Trump is angry at Jon Stewart for his "racist" rant about Herman Cain. Now setting aside Donald Trump's great history with the African-American community, do you think Stewart was being racist?
Or rather, overcomplicating it needlessly. I guess I'd rather look at a nice pithy chart than read another article about '90s revivalism.
As long as I know all my pet rocks are going to heaven, I'm satisfied.
Remember back when you had to be a giant movie star to see Scarlett Johansson naked? It wasn't so long ago that we lived in a world where these didn't exist. But now they do, and Scarlett's finally talking about them. Thank God we're here to translate her statement for you.
Give her a pot cookie and she'll get stoned and start talking all sorts of nonsense. If I lived in an iPhone, I'd probably hang out with the Instapaper app, too.
So outlandish and yet so pretty. Fashion Week in China might not get the coverage of New York and Milan but that doesn't mean the ten day event isn't chocked full of fancy ensembles.
Here are the best examples of the meme featuring scariest puppy the Internet has ever seen. Oh no. I shouldn't have said that. He's coming after he me. He hates slant rhymes. Nooooooooo...
This is an actual press release sent out by Planned Parenthood. As If I didn't appreciate them enough for all the good they do... Well done Planned Parenthood. Well done.
This is actually an anti-littering ad as seen in Belfast. Where the drugs are amazing.
As if that wasn't enough, this letter was written on V-E day, on Hitler's personal stationary, and that soldier was Richard Helms who would eventually run the CIA. Nothing interesting about this.
A plane coming from Newark makes an emergency "wheels up" landing in Warsaw. It had to circle the city burning fuel in order to make this surprisingly graceful landing.
I am shocked, shocked to discover that there is douchery going on here. Shocked I say.
If you like comedy, and I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you do, you should watch this. The annual Twain ceremony is always worth a watch, but Will Ferrell raises this one to another level.
In one of the cooler lockout stories, Kevin Durant posted a tweet about his desire to play some flag football. Oklahoma State was hosting an intramural game and Durant came out ot play with the local college kids.
Ha ha ha, guys! Of course when I said "Help I'm stuck," I really meant, "Go get the camera."
Makes sense to me.
Shhhhhhhh. Do not come between a monster and his meal.
They are totally inseparable. I remember when I went through this phase.
Templars hit like a girl. The new Reaver character is a personally favorite. And the plot takes a turn for the grey; villains or heroes?
Basically, everything has changed. Except the level of human procreation.
This fantastic, one-page guide on how to use the Internet was written for high schoolers in the mid-'90s. It's a blast from the past. A past without streaming video. And dial-up connections. And AOL. I hate the past.