November 1, 2011
Scarlett Johansson: Nude Photos Were Meant For Ryan Reynolds
Scarlett Johansson found herself in the middle of a nude photo scandal back in September, but if you think the unfortunate situation brought her down, think again. Johansson opened up to Vanity Fair in their December cover story about the origin of …
Doomsday Prophet Harold Camping Is Embarrassed About His Wrong Predictions
Camping posted a message on his Family Radio network's website in response to his incorrect predictions. It's just as rambling as you'd expect a nearly six-minute message from a ninety-year-old Doomsday prophet to be, but here are some of the highli…
Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Divorce: Burning Questions Answered!
Will Kim keep the engagement ring? Was there a prenup? And what, exactly, led to the breakup of their 72-day marriage? Get the answer to burning questions about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce!
Forever 21 Is Selling Native American Girl And ‘Oriental Girl’ Necklaces
Last week, while in search of cheap jewelry for my Halloween costume, I stumbled across something pretty weird and confusing: a necklace that is basically a cartoon character version of a “traditional” Native American girl hanging from a chain. She …
Intermission: Protest Big Banks With Their Own Junk Mail
Big banks have been sending you the means to protest their greed for years. You just never realized it.
50 Sexiest Sports Hottie TwitPics
Sometimes TwitPics are even hotter than the best pics from a professional photo shoot. Probably because they are real life, which makes even the hottest of sports hotties seem more accessible.
Albert Finney Joins 'Bond 23': Actor In James Bond Film As High Level Intelligence Official
According to the Daily Mail, acting legend Albert Finney has signed on to co-star in Sam Mendes's upcoming James Bond film. He joins fellow Brits Daniel Craig, Judi Dench and Ralph Fiennes, as well as Spaniard Javier Bardem, to compose what could be…
Scarlett Bares All About Steamy Cell Pix
Scarlett Johansson has broken her silence on the smartphone nude photos she snapped of herself, saying, “I know my best angles.”
Mathematicians On Ham Sandwiches
That same year, a team of hungry American, Czech, and German mathematicians assembled a master collection of recipes for slicing ham sandwiches. Mathematicians almost never use the word “recipe”, so they called their paper “Algorithms for Ham-Sandwi…
Chris Brown Just Ruined Green Man
Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis:
Reggie Bush Told Kim Kardashian To Divorce Kris Humphries
This is probably a bad time, but that black paint isn't coming off like you said it would. And here we go. MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Reggie Bush
Horse Yoga, No Duh
People are like, Hey Trish, what’s new? And she’s like, Oh, you know, same old stuff. Just working on my horse yoga. Horse yoga? Yeah, you know. Well, Trish, no wait, sorry, maybe I’m an idiot or something, but I guess I don’t know. What’s horse yog…
Laura Bush, Barbara Bush, Jenna Bush Hager
They are Women of the Year because: “They are giving a voice to women who otherwise might not have one. They personify the belief that every woman’s life has potential.” —former Secretary of State and 2008 Woman of the Year Condoleezza Rice
Ann Coulter On Herman Cain: 'Our Blacks Are So Much Better Than Their Blacks' (VIDEO)
Ann Coulter continued the conservative criticism of Politico for its article on Herman Cain during an appearance on Monday's "Hannity." Politico drew swift right-wing fire for its Sunday article on Cain, which alleged that two female employees had a…
Matthew Modine's Panties On The Dark Knight Rises Set In NY
Matthew Modine was recently photographed on the New York set of The Dark Knight Rises testing the elastic on a pair of lacy pink panties with a crotch
Should 11-Year-Olds Dress Up As French Maids And Sexy Nurses For Halloween? A Tween Blogger Sounds Off.
For Halloween this year, 11-year-old Ruby Karp dressed up as a hipster pumpkin—she wore an orange velour costume made by her friend's mom, black-and-orange tights, and orange Converse. Other kids may have opted for store-bought tween costumes—like t…
Five Story Art Nouveau Mural
This is what five guys with 500 cans of spray paint can accomplish in sixteen days. What have you done this month?
Calvin And Hobbes In The Flesh
The best bromance costume one could hope for. Even the pose is downright uncanny!
Protesters Flocking To STD-Test Clinics After Occupy Wall Street “free Love”
It’s the Autumn of Love!
Heidi Klum: Dead Body Halloween Costume!
10+ pictures inside of Heidi Klum’s dead body Halloween costume…
This Is What The Playboy Mansion Is Like On Halloween
Have you ever wondered what the Playboy Mansion looks like on Halloween? Find out right now.
Someone Shouted “Where’s Bumblebee Now?” While Shia Was Getting Beat Up
A couple weeks ago when I posted that video of Shia Labeouf getting beat up outside a bar in Vancouver (where he’s in town to shoot The Company You Keep), it quickly became one of my more popular posts. Shia LaBeouf has never bothered me as an actor…
Neil Patrick Harris Says He Still Flirts With Women, And He Likes It
-There's nothing like making fun of your 17-year-old wife by dressing as her for Halloween -25 Celebs dressed up for Halloween -The 10 most haunted cities in the U.S. -10 scariest movie sea creatures -18 daring examples of celebrity cleavage -W…
The Greatest, Most Complete Halloween Costume Ever
I'd be a bit concerned about his feet, but I'm too busy being blown away by this level of dedication. They are your new Halloween overlords. Bow accordingly.
Conan Delivers Chinese Food In NYC
Worst. Delivery person. Ever. Between hanging up on customers, having coffee spilled on him by fans and getting lost, at least it's entertaining?
40 Examples Of Experimental Braids
Short-haired people! Look at all the annoyingly complicated time-consuming hairstyles you're missing out on.
Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian Divorce: Twitter Users React To Incredibly Short Marriage (TWEETS)
Apparently, Twitter users aren't as uniform in their reactions--Twitter is blowing up with commentary about the power couple's abrupt separation and impending divorce. Some, like us, are genuinely dismayed to see them split. Others have been quick t…
Stocks Take Beating On Fresh European Drama
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What To Do With Your Costume After Halloween
That Jessica Rabbit costume might seem like a great idea on Halloween, but come Nov. 1 you’re stuck with a red glitter dress, a wig and purple opera gloves. Here are a variety of ways to repurpose your Halloween costume’s oddest accessories.
Sudanese Man Beheaded In Saudi Arabia Car Park For Being A 'Sorcerer'
Crouched on his knees and blindfolded, Abdul Hamid Bin Hussain Bin Moustafa al-Fakki was executed in a car park Medina, in the west of the country, as dozens looked on last month.
Zac Efron: Short Shorts For Halloween!
Zac Efron shows off his legs in a pair of short shorts for a Halloween party over the weekend in Los Angeles.
You've Gotta See The Newest Wedding Dresses In The Disney Fairy Tale Weddings Collection! (If I Were A Disney Princess, I'd Be Pissed!)
These Disney princess-inspired dresses by Alfred Angelo are SO much better than the dresses the Disney princesses actually have to wear!...
Billy On The Street From Funny Or Die And Billyeichner
Coming to Fuse this December, Funny Or Die's new TV show "Billy On The Street" hosted by Billy Eichner.
Donald Trump "Vlogs" About How Racist Jon Stewart Is
Donald Trump is angry at Jon Stewart for his "racist" rant about Herman Cain. Now setting aside Donald Trump's great history with the African-American community, do you think Stewart was being racist?
Reassessing "The Year Punk Broke"
Or rather, overcomplicating it needlessly. I guess I'd rather look at a nice pithy chart than read another article about '90s revivalism.
All (Catholic) Dogs Go To Heaven
As long as I know all my pet rocks are going to heaven, I'm satisfied.
Your Guide To Scarlett Johansson's Statement About Her Nude Photos
Remember back when you had to be a giant movie star to see Scarlett Johansson naked? It wasn't so long ago that we lived in a world where these didn't exist. But now they do, and Scarlett's finally talking about them. Thank God we're here to translate her statement for you.
Kimora Lee Simmons' Fabulous Halloween With Her Fam! (PHOTOS)
It looks like Kimora Lee Simmons had her hands full today.Ms.
Bridget Marquardt News - Bridget Marquardt Is One Sexy Halloween Bunny (PHOTOS)
Bridget Marquardt shot to fame as a Playboy bunny, so her Halloween bunny get-up was a nice homage to her past -- and one sexy costume in general. Marquardt's
Kim Kardashian -- Tortured Over Divorce Decision
Kim Kardashian agonized over her decision to divorce Kris Humphries, and didn't make the final decision until Sunday night ... TMZ has learned. Sources directly connected with Kim tell us ... KK cried all weekend, deciding to file legal docs, then …
Scarlett Johansson Talks Nude Leaked Photos (Here, Google Google. Here, Boy.)
When naked celebrity photos appear on the Internet, it’s typically without any context, not that they any was needed to begin with. (“I just can’t stare at breasts!” – Absolutely no one.) Except this time around, Scarlett Johansson is providing a ba…
Jessica Biel Dressed As Kim Kardashian At Kate Hudson's Halloween Bash
Jessica Biel went to Kate Hudson's Halloween bash dressed up none other than Kim Kardashian. Biel, 29, was accompanied by pal Estee Stanley, who was also incognito as a member of the Kardashian clan.
Can Herman Cain Shake Off Those Sexual Harassment Charges? Easily.
It's been less than 24 hours since Politico reported that two different female employees at the National Restaurant Association issued complaints in the 1990s about their then-boss, Herman Cain, and his campaign is scrambling to pick up the pieces. …
Was This Professor Fired For Requiring Students To Think?
College students claim they'll pay attention in class if professors cut the lectures and make class more engaging, but former Utah Valley University business professor Steven Maranville found out the hard way that's not always the case. Seniors in M…
Scarlett Johansson Speaks Out About Her Nude Photo Scandal
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Scarlett Johansson breaks her silence about the hacked cell phone pics which brought the entirety of the internet to a screeching halt. She reveals the pictures were meant for then-husband Ryan Reynolds and that she's a bit of a pro when it comes to nude self-photography.
Siri Has An Existential Crisis
Give her a pot cookie and she'll get stoned and start talking all sorts of nonsense. If I lived in an iPhone, I'd probably hang out with the Instapaper app, too.
32 Fascinating Outfits From China Fashion Week
So outlandish and yet so pretty. Fashion Week in China might not get the coverage of New York and Milan but that doesn't mean the ten day event isn't chocked full of fancy ensembles.
Steve Jobs' Last Words Revealed In Sister Mona Simpson's Eulogy
Walter Isaacson's biography of Steve Jobs reveals that the Apple co-founder was given up for adoption by his biological parents, American Joanne Schieble and Syrian-born Abdulfattah "Jonh" Jandali. The couple had another child together, a daughter n…
Fergie News - Fergie Dresses As 'Toddlers And Tiaras' Princess For Halloween (PHOTOS)
Fergie went all out for Heidi Klum‘s annual Halloween party last night in New York. The Black Eyed Peas singer channeled her inner child and dressed as a young pageant queen from Toddlers and Tiaras. Complete with a flirty pink costume, tiara and t…
Woman Used As Sex Slave By Facebook 'Friend' William Jameson In Horrific Ordeal
William Jameson lured the civil servant to an isolated shed where she was bound and gagged, told she was going to be a 'sex slave' and raped. He received a life sentence at Swindon Crown Court.
Did You Miss Yesterday’s Vigil At Dash NYC To Mourn The End Of Kim Kardashian’s Marriage? Because, Yeah, That Happened
Yesterday a group of about thirty or so people gathered to ‘mourn’ the end of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ ‘marriage’. Sigh, the world we live in. Apparently, someone posted this ad on Craigslist, announcing that a vigil for the end of the Hu…
The Best And Worst Of Monday Night Raw October 31, 2011
WWE's Monday Night Raw has been on somewhat of a downward spiral lately, especially compared to the excitement the show garnered this past summer with its completely squandered CM Punk storyline. Since then, the show has seemingly been a weekly exer…
Tourist Attraction York Dungeon Gives Out Free Deodorant
YORK, England, Oct. 31 (UPI) -- Officials with England's York Dungeon said they are giving complimentary deodorant to visitors after complaints from actors.
Amanda Knox As A Cat Burglar For Halloween
Considering the hideous crime she's forever associated with, maybe dressing up as a home invader wasn't the best idea. As we say in the hyper-judgmental media, "bad optics."
Khloe Kardashian Defends Newly Single Sister Kim
"We are strong and we will only become closer," Khloe tweets shortly after Kim files for divorce from husband of 72 days Kris Humphries
Rob Delaney Is Suing Kim Kardashian
Comedian Rob Delaney (who you might recognize from the “MA Men” spoof of “Mad Men”) is awesomely suing Kim Kardashian (as well as E! Entertainment, Ryan Seacrest, and Comcast) for ditching her marriage after making millions of dollars off of her wed…
Why You Won't Hear About The Next Solar Tech Breakthrough
The strength of many new solar companies rests on the promise of cost-cutting technology. That’s why Solyndra was created. It’s also why the company closed: other entrepreneurs had bet on strategies that cut costs further than Solyndra’s technology …
Insanity Puppy Meme
Here are the best examples of the meme featuring scariest puppy the Internet has ever seen. Oh no. I shouldn't have said that. He's coming after he me. He hates slant rhymes. Nooooooooo...
Planned Parenthood Warns People Of The Dangers Of Vampire Sex
This is an actual press release sent out by Planned Parenthood. As If I didn't appreciate them enough for all the good they do... Well done Planned Parenthood. Well done.
Possibly The Best Reason Not To Do Drugs
This is actually an anti-littering ad as seen in Belfast. Where the drugs are amazing.
Beyonce Knowles News - Pregnant Beyonce Rocks Bumble Bee Costume For Halloween In NYC (PHOTOS)
Though known for her eccentric fashions, Beyonce Knowles went for more of a classic route while celebrating Halloween Monday night in NYC. The pregnant
Freaky! See Heidi Klum's Gory, Skintight Halloween Costume
"This is my thirteenth Halloween party this year and I wanted something different," Klum told reporters on the red carpet after her grand entrance. "I was thinking how it would look if I had all my skin ripped off, and so...voila!"
Father Of Glee Star Murdered In The Philippines
Ricky Pempengco, a 40-year-old construction worker and estranged father of Charice Pempengco of the television show Glee, was stabbed to death Monday after an altercation with a drunken man. A manhunt is currently underway for the murder suspect, wh…
A Beautiful Letter From An American Lieutenant To His 3-Year Old Son On V-E Day
As if that wasn't enough, this letter was written on V-E day, on Hitler's personal stationary, and that soldier was Richard Helms who would eventually run the CIA. Nothing interesting about this.
US Plane Lands On Its Belly
A plane coming from Newark makes an emergency "wheels up" landing in Warsaw. It had to circle the city burning fuel in order to make this surprisingly graceful landing.
5 Characters Who Are Sexier Than The Actors Who Play Them
Hugh Jackman is one thing, but Wolverine is another. It's one thing to take eye candy and make it hideous, but entirely another to take an average schmuck and trick millions into thinking they're hot.
Ann Coulter Says Something Ridiculous And Vaguely Racist
I am shocked, shocked to discover that there is douchery going on here. Shocked I say.
Lisa Rinna Gets Into Bikini Shape For 'Days Of Our Lives' Return (PHOTO)
Lisa Rinna will be returning to the soap "Days of our Lives" next month and is making sure she looks as good as she did back in 1993 when she first played Billie Reed. "I've been doing yoga and my body is looking real good right now," Lisa told me …
Crockett Keller, Texas Gun Safety Instructor, Refuses To Teach Liberals And Muslims
For Crockett Keller, the customer is always right -- or at least right-leaning. That's because the Texas firearm safety instructor refuses to teach liberals.
Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries’ Marriage Was A Scam
She’s a fame whore for hire who became fabulously wealthy not for her looks, brains, sex appeal or talent. But for the super-sized quality of her protruding butt.
Heidi Klum Transforming Into An Ape
Heidi Klum and Seal went as Planet Of The Apes to their annual costume party this year. Cute costume, but I think Adam & Eve is my favorite. B+.
Rob Kardashian Brings His Halloween Best On 'Dancing With The Stars'
Kim Kardashian may be dealing an onslaught of publicity for announcing her divorce on Monday, but her brother Rob wasn't about to let his family drama get him down! The youngest Kardashian all about business as he took the stage on Dancing with the …
Donatella Versace On Giving Up Drugs And Her Thoughts On Roberto Cavalli Paying Frequent ‘Homage’ To Versace
She conquered the fashion industry one skintight dress at a time and practically made a trademark out of her platinum hair and tanned skin. Now with the Versace for H&M collection about to hit stores in a matter of weeks, she’s also the lady of the …
Kim Kardashian's Prenup -- Kris Humphries Comes Up Goose Eggs In Divorce
Kim Kardashian will not pay Kris Humphries a red cent in their divorce ... TMZ has learned. As we first reported, Kim and Kris have a prenup -- which Kim felt was "the smart thing to do." Sources familiar with the prenup tell TMZ ... the document …
Kris Humphries: I Was Blindsided!
Kris Humphries is willing to do whatever it takes to repair his broken marriage -- telling TMZ, "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents." Kris adds, "I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce ..…
19 Of Hollywood's All-Time Shortest Marriages Gallery
Browse the 19 of Hollywood's All-Time Shortest Marriages gallery on The Hollywood Reporter.
A Handbag Meant To Hold Boxed Wine!? Believe It...
Ever find yourself in line at the supermarket thinking, "Gee, I wish I could enjoy a nice glass of Franzia while I'm waiting...without having to carry that whole pesky box around!"...? Then, um, we know what to get you for the holidays this year...
Watch The Entire Will Ferrell Mark Twain Award For Humor Ceremony
If you like comedy, and I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you do, you should watch this. The annual Twain ceremony is always worth a watch, but Will Ferrell raises this one to another level.
Tossed Cart Hit Philanthropist - NYPOST.com
A wealthy Manhattan real-estate agent buying Halloween goodies for underprivileged kids at an East Harlem mall was nearly killed by two 12-year-old punks who dropped a shopping cart on her from four stories above — then laughed about it later, polic…
Kevin Durant Plays Intramural Flag Football
In one of the cooler lockout stories, Kevin Durant posted a tweet about his desire to play some flag football. Oklahoma State was hosting an intramural game and Durant came out ot play with the local college kids.
Iranian Actress In Aussie Film Spared Regimes Scourges, Released. // Current TV
An Iranian actress sentenced to be flogged for her role in an Aussie-produced film has been spared scourging and been freed after having her term reduced on
Terry Richardson’s Photos Of His Mom And Dad
Let’s start off with a warning. Terry Richardson took a photo of his mom topless, so you know what you’re in for. While the mere proximity of the New York City photographer/notorious sleazeball to any young thing sends an ominous sort of shiver down…
Screech Owl Gets Caught In Fake Web
Ha ha ha, guys! Of course when I said "Help I'm stuck," I really meant, "Go get the camera."
Corzine Opens A New Chapter: 11
Jon Corzine, the CEO of bankrupt broker-dealer MF Global, saw his reputation tossed from the frying pan right into the regulatory fire yesterday when investigators discovered as much as $700 million in customer funds missing from the firm.
Face Discovered In Testicular Tumor
“The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis,” wrote the authors, G. Greg…
Snooki Was Snarf - The Superficial
Here’s Snooki hosting a Halloween bash in Vegas Saturday night where she showed up in a leopard costume complete with colored contacts, body pai- wait, she’s a fat, orange cat, isn’t she? Dammit. Is it too late to change my headline to “Snooki Was G…
Dogtor Who Corgi Will Change Your Life
We’ve got an exciting day of posts for you guys planned on this fine Halloween, and we’re kicking it off with Dogtor Who. Can you believe this is only number 95 on Matt’s list of Halloween Corgis? Because I’m not even smart enough to get Doctor Who …
Can A Bride Demote The Maid Of Honor ... If She Discovers She Has A Long-Lost Twin Sister?! (You Gotta Read This!)
I imagine if my best friend found out she had a long-lost twin sister, I'd feel a little brushed aside, too. Your newfound relationship with your sister probably hasn't been easy on your best friend. Where you used to call your best friend first whe…
Corgi Does Everything With His Security Blanket
They are totally inseparable. I remember when I went through this phase.
Dragon Age Redemption: Episode 4
Templars hit like a girl. The new Reaver character is a personally favorite. And the plot takes a turn for the grey; villains or heroes?
From One To Seven Billion In 200 Years
Basically, everything has changed. Except the level of human procreation.
Neighborhood Dads Get Drunk While Our Kids Trick-or-treat.
Q. Trick-or-Drunks: The dads I take my kids trick-or-treating with—all neighbors and family friends—bring thermoses full of strong cocktails when we head out. We walk around our neighborhood for maybe two hours, so by the end of the night, some of t…
Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries' Split: What Went Wrong?
Kardashian files divorce papers Monday, just 72 days after saying "I do"
Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter
Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background.
Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Carefully Worded Tribute
Check out less carefully worded tributes to Slutty Costumes here and here.
Ecuador: Indigenous People Fight To Protect An Amazon Treasure From Oil Destruction // Current TV
Luis Garcia was close to tears. For three days, he had guided eight international journalists through a tract of Amazon so thick with wildlife that experts are
Going Dutch: OPI's New Spring Nail Polish Colors Are Inspired By Holland. The Country.
This spring, OPI is going Dutch—and we don't mean making you split the dinner bill on a date. The nail polish brand's spring 2012 collection is inspired by Holland—that beautiful, windmill-y country in northern Europe—its picturesque canals, and its…
Khloe Kardashian Defends Sister Kim's Decision To Divorce
Khloe Kardashian doesn't play when it comes to her family, so it's no surprise that the youngest of the three Kardashian sisters was upset about the Twitterverse's response to Kim Kardashian's divorce news.
Kim Kardashian's Brother Rob Addresses Elephant In The Ballroom After 'Dancing With The Stars'
By most standards, Rob Kardashian enjoyed a red letter night on Dancing With the Stars. He and partner Cheryl Burke tied their highest score of the season, and they brought the audience to its feet a second time during their winning team Paso Doble.