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November 1, 2011

Doomsday Prophet Harold Camping Is Embarrassed About His Wrong Predictions

Camping posted a message on his Family Radio network's website in response to his incorrect predictions. It's just as rambling as you'd expect a nearly six-minute message from a ninety-year-old Doomsday prophet to be, but here are some of the highli…

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Divorce: Burning Questions Answered!

Will Kim keep the engagement ring? Was there a prenup? And what, exactly, led to the breakup of their 72-day marriage? Get the answer to burning questions about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce!

Forever 21 Is Selling Native American Girl And ‘Oriental Girl’ Necklaces

Last week, while in search of cheap jewelry for my Halloween costume, I stumbled across something pretty weird and confusing: a necklace that is basically a cartoon character version of a “traditional” Native American girl hanging from a chain. She …

50 Sexiest Sports Hottie TwitPics

Sometimes TwitPics are even hotter than the best pics from a professional photo shoot.  Probably because they are real life, which makes even the hottest of sports hotties seem more accessible.

Mathematicians On Ham Sandwiches

That same year, a team of hungry American, Czech, and German mathematicians assembled a master collection of recipes for slicing ham sandwiches. Mathematicians almost never use the word “recipe”, so they called their paper “Algorithms for Ham-Sandwi…

Matthew Modine's Panties On The Dark Knight Rises Set In NY

Matthew Modine was recently photographed on the New York set of The Dark Knight Rises testing the elastic on a pair of lacy pink panties with a crotch

Five Story Art Nouveau Mural

This is what five guys with 500 cans of spray paint can accomplish in sixteen days. What have you done this month?

Calvin And Hobbes In The Flesh

The best bromance costume one could hope for. Even the pose is downright uncanny!

This Is What The Playboy Mansion Is Like On Halloween

Have you ever wondered what the Playboy Mansion looks like on Halloween? Find out right now.

Someone Shouted “Where’s Bumblebee Now?” While Shia Was Getting Beat Up

A couple weeks ago when I posted that video of Shia Labeouf getting beat up outside a bar in Vancouver (where he’s in town to shoot The Company You Keep), it quickly became one of my more popular posts. Shia LaBeouf has never bothered me as an actor…

The Greatest, Most Complete Halloween Costume Ever

I'd be a bit concerned about his feet, but I'm too busy being blown away by this level of dedication. They are your new Halloween overlords. Bow accordingly.

Conan Delivers Chinese Food In NYC

Worst. Delivery person. Ever. Between hanging up on customers, having coffee spilled on him by fans and getting lost, at least it's entertaining?

40 Examples Of Experimental Braids

Short-haired people! Look at all the annoyingly complicated time-consuming hairstyles you're missing out on.

Stocks Take Beating On Fresh European Drama

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What To Do With Your Costume After Halloween

That Jessica Rabbit costume might seem like a great idea on Halloween, but come Nov. 1 you’re stuck with a red glitter dress, a wig and purple opera gloves. Here are a variety of ways to repurpose your Halloween costume’s oddest accessories.

Sudanese Man Beheaded In Saudi Arabia Car Park For Being A 'Sorcerer'

Crouched on his knees and blindfolded, Abdul Hamid Bin Hussain Bin Moustafa al-Fakki was executed in a car park Medina, in the west of the country, as dozens looked on last month.

How To Make Kids Hate You On Halloween

Or, how to have the best Halloween ever.

Donald Trump "Vlogs" About How Racist Jon Stewart Is

Donald Trump is angry at Jon Stewart for his "racist" rant about Herman Cain. Now setting aside Donald Trump's great history with the African-American community, do you think Stewart was being racist?

Reassessing "The Year Punk Broke"

Or rather, overcomplicating it needlessly. I guess I'd rather look at a nice pithy chart than read another article about '90s revivalism.

All (Catholic) Dogs Go To Heaven

As long as I know all my pet rocks are going to heaven, I'm satisfied.

Treat Yourself During The Walk Of Shame

Fist bump to the first person who takes 'em up on this generous offer. You stay classy, Cajun Mike's. (As always, a hat tip to the brilliant SnarkVictory.)

Your Guide To Scarlett Johansson's Statement About Her Nude Photos

Remember back when you had to be a giant movie star to see Scarlett Johansson naked? It wasn't so long ago that we lived in a world where these didn't exist. But now they do, and Scarlett's finally talking about them. Thank God we're here to translate her statement for you.

Kimora Lee Simmons' Fabulous Halloween With Her Fam! (PHOTOS)

It looks like Kimora Lee Simmons had her hands full today.Ms.

Scarlett Johansson Speaks Out About Her Nude Photo Scandal

In an interview with Vanity Fair, Scarlett Johansson breaks her silence about the hacked cell phone pics which brought the entirety of the internet to a screeching halt. She reveals the pictures were meant for then-husband Ryan Reynolds and that she's a bit of a pro when it comes to nude self-photography.

Siri Has An Existential Crisis

Give her a pot cookie and she'll get stoned and start talking all sorts of nonsense. If I lived in an iPhone, I'd probably hang out with the Instapaper app, too.

32 Fascinating Outfits From China Fashion Week

So outlandish and yet so pretty. Fashion Week in China might not get the coverage of New York and Milan but that doesn't mean the ten day event isn't chocked full of fancy ensembles.

Woman Used As Sex Slave By Facebook 'Friend' William Jameson In Horrific Ordeal

William Jameson lured the civil servant to an isolated shed where she was bound and gagged, told she was going to be a 'sex slave' and raped. He received a life sentence at Swindon Crown Court.

Did You Miss Yesterday’s Vigil At Dash NYC To Mourn The End Of Kim Kardashian’s Marriage? Because, Yeah, That Happened

Yesterday a group of about thirty or so people gathered to ‘mourn’ the end of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ ‘marriage’. Sigh, the world we live in. Apparently, someone posted this ad on Craigslist, announcing that a vigil for the end of the Hu…

Tourist Attraction York Dungeon Gives Out Free Deodorant

YORK, England, Oct. 31 (UPI) -- Officials with England's York Dungeon said they are giving complimentary deodorant to visitors after complaints from actors.

Amanda Knox As A Cat Burglar For Halloween

Considering the hideous crime she's forever associated with, maybe dressing up as a home invader wasn't the best idea. As we say in the hyper-judgmental media, "bad optics."

Insanity Puppy Meme

Here are the best examples of the meme featuring scariest puppy the Internet has ever seen. Oh no. I shouldn't have said that. He's coming after he me. He hates slant rhymes. Nooooooooo...

Planned Parenthood Warns People Of The Dangers Of Vampire Sex

This is an actual press release sent out by Planned Parenthood. As If I didn't appreciate them enough for all the good they do... Well done Planned Parenthood. Well done.

Possibly The Best Reason Not To Do Drugs

This is actually an anti-littering ad as seen in Belfast. Where the drugs are amazing.

A Beautiful Letter From An American Lieutenant To His 3-Year Old Son On V-E Day

As if that wasn't enough, this letter was written on V-E day, on Hitler's personal stationary, and that soldier was Richard Helms who would eventually run the CIA. Nothing interesting about this.

US Plane Lands On Its Belly

A plane coming from Newark makes an emergency "wheels up" landing in Warsaw. It had to circle the city burning fuel in order to make this surprisingly graceful landing.

5 Characters Who Are Sexier Than The Actors Who Play Them

Hugh Jackman is one thing, but Wolverine is another. It's one thing to take eye candy and make it hideous, but entirely another to take an average schmuck and trick millions into thinking they're hot.

Ann Coulter Says Something Ridiculous And Vaguely Racist

I am shocked, shocked to discover that there is douchery going on here. Shocked I say.

Heidi Klum Transforming Into An Ape

Heidi Klum and Seal went as Planet Of The Apes to their annual costume party this year. Cute costume, but I think Adam & Eve is my favorite. B+.

Rob Kardashian Brings His Halloween Best On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kim Kardashian may be dealing an onslaught of publicity for announcing her divorce on Monday, but her brother Rob wasn't about to let his family drama get him down! The youngest Kardashian all about business as he took the stage on Dancing with the …

Donatella Versace On Giving Up Drugs And Her Thoughts On Roberto Cavalli Paying Frequent ‘Homage’ To Versace

She conquered the fashion industry one skintight dress at a time and practically made a trademark out of her platinum hair and tanned skin. Now with the Versace for H&M collection about to hit stores in a matter of weeks, she’s also the lady of the …

Watch The Entire Will Ferrell Mark Twain Award For Humor Ceremony

If you like comedy, and I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you do, you should watch this. The annual Twain ceremony is always worth a watch, but Will Ferrell raises this one to another level.

Kevin Durant Plays Intramural Flag Football

In one of the cooler lockout stories, Kevin Durant posted a tweet about his desire to play some flag football. Oklahoma State was hosting an intramural game and Durant came out ot play with the local college kids.

Iranian Actress In Aussie Film Spared Regimes Scourges, Released. // Current TV

An Iranian actress sentenced to be flogged for her role in an Aussie-produced film has been spared scourging and been freed after having her term reduced on

Screech Owl Gets Caught In Fake Web

Ha ha ha, guys! Of course when I said "Help I'm stuck," I really meant, "Go get the camera."

Trickle Down Candy Economics

Makes sense to me.

Lord Of The Cookies

Shhhhhhhh. Do not come between a monster and his meal.

Face Discovered In Testicular Tumor

“The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis,” wrote the authors, G. Greg…

Dogtor Who Corgi Will Change Your Life

We’ve got an exciting day of posts for you guys planned on this fine Halloween, and we’re kicking it off with Dogtor Who. Can you believe this is only number 95 on Matt’s list of Halloween Corgis? Because I’m not even smart enough to get Doctor Who …

Corgi Does Everything With His Security Blanket

They are totally inseparable. I remember when I went through this phase.

Dragon Age Redemption: Episode 4

Templars hit like a girl. The new Reaver character is a personally favorite. And the plot takes a turn for the grey; villains or heroes?

From One To Seven Billion In 200 Years

Basically, everything has changed. Except the level of human procreation.

Ecuador: Indigenous People Fight To Protect An Amazon Treasure From Oil Destruction // Current TV

Luis Garcia was close to tears. For three days, he had guided eight international journalists through a tract of Amazon so thick with wildlife that experts are

Khloe Kardashian Defends Sister Kim's Decision To Divorce

Khloe Kardashian doesn't play when it comes to her family, so it's no surprise that the youngest of the three Kardashian sisters was upset about the Twitterverse's response to Kim Kardashian's divorce news.

Is The America’s Next Top Model Curse Lifting? Winner Brittani ‘Autumn’ Kline Lands An Editorial In Vogue Mexico

Ever since America’s Next Top Model began 17 ‘cycles’ ago, there’s been a “curse” attached to alums of the show: no one who had ever been on ANTM could book a real modeling job. But it seems like the curse is lifting. First Fatima Siad, a runner-up …

The American Flag On Rap Album Covers Throughout History

Here's the new track from ASAP Rocky, whose debut mixtape, Live, Love ASAP comes out today. The Harlem rapper recently signed a three-million-dollar deal with Sony subsidiary Polo Grounds Music and denounced homophobia in an interview with Pitchfork…

Demi Moore Parties Without Ashton At Halloween Bash

Demi Moore doesn't need hubby Ashton Kutcher to have a happy Halloween! The 48-year-old actress was spotted partying solo at a Halloween bash Friday night, and, according to attendees, wasn't letting any of the past month's drama weigh her down.

NHL Winger Raffi Torres Dons Blackface For Jay-Z Costume

Raffi Torres likes Jay-Z, so he painted his body brown to be Jay-Z for Halloween. Neither he nor Paul Bissonnette seem to think this was a terrible, terrible idea. He is dumb.

Using The Internet: A Guide Written In 1996

This fantastic, one-page guide on how to use the Internet was written for high schoolers in the mid-'90s. It's a blast from the past. A past without streaming video. And dial-up connections. And AOL. I hate the past.

Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kris Humphries

The couple was married for only 72 days before Kardashian decided to call it quits. According to TMZ, which has gotten hold of copies of the divorce papers, Kim cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split from her 26-year-old NBA …

Brains In A Jar Cupcakes

This dessert looks creepy, but it’s actually delicious cake with brain-shaped frosting and a bit of raspberry jelly for blood, all stuffed on a jar. The instructions for making your own are at Living Locurto. Link -via Everlasting Blort

See What Marc Jacobs, Alexa Chung, Hamish Bowles And More Fashion Folk Wore For Halloween

The past four days have been a non-stop party for a lot of fashion people here in New York. And those Halloween parties have been well-documented. The Tribeca Grand’s Overlook Hotel party, the Boom Boom Room’s fete and last night’s V party hosted by…

What Does The Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out Say About Them?

Looking for a quick way to judge your neighbors without actually knowing them? Just pay attention to what kind of candy they give your kids tonight.

Picture Of The Real-Life Dog From Pixar's Up, Aka Dug

I can’t remember if Dug, the dog from Up, ever joined Carl or Russell on a see-saw in the movie, but this dog’s passing resemblance to the Up dog was more than enough for me to dedicate an entire post to it. Come on, the only thing I like more than …

The World's Smallest Food Truck Is Inside A Smart Car

Your food truck is too big: Verts, a doner kebab restaurant in Austin, Texas, has launched a mobile business out of the back of a Smart Car. According to the Austin Business Journal, they worked with German engineers to somehow fit refrigeration uni…

Here's Mario Batali Dressed As Guy Fieri For Halloween

Looks like those crazy kids at The Chew have gotten into the Halloween spirit: Above, chef Mario Batali dressed as Guy Fieri, Chew host Clinton Kelly as Mario Batali, and Michael Symon dressed as Shrek and/or the Jolly Green Giant. Batali couldn't e…

Kelly Ripa Went As Happily Married Kim Kardashian

At around the exact same time that the story broke about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey were on TV dressed up as Kim and Kris at their wedding. Hopefully the crowd turned on them and yelled “too …

Bubble Inside A Bubble High Speed Photography By Heinz Maier

We've seen a few high-speed photography of water drops before on Neatorama, but this one by German photographer Heinz Maier has got us stumped: how in the world did he get a bubble inside of a bubble, with end…

Kim Kardashian To Divorce After Just 72 Days Of Marriage To Kris Humphries

The 31-year-old reality star said it was 'not an easy decision' after filing for divorce from NBA star Kris, 26, after just 72 days of marriage on the grounds of 'irreconcilable differences'.

Looking For A Job Or Internship In Fashion? Our Career Center Has A Ton Of Opportunities For You!

Want to work for a top fashion brand like 3.1 Phillip Lim? Or how about Botkier, an accessories label at the top of its game? Or maybe an internship for growing fashion PR powerhouse Krupp Group who reps some of our favorite brands like Rachel Comey…

Kim Kardashian Wore Three Vera Wang Dresses To Her Wedding–What Does Her Divorce Mean For Vera Wang’s Brand?

So, as you’ve no doubt heard by now, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting divorced after just 72 days of being married. Kim confirmed her divorce to her overlord producer Ryan Seacrest earlier today and TMZ has the docs to prove it which ci…

Hilary Swank Fires Manager In Chechnya Party Fallout

A few weeks ago, you may remember Danger Guerrero bringing you the story about Hilary Swank (along with Jean-Claude Van Damme) getting paid a fee rumored to be in the six figures to attend a birthday party for autocratic Chechen president Ramzan Kad…

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