March 1, 2013
Science Confirms That Kobe Bryant Jacks It Up With No Conscience When The Lakers Are Losing
And it's actually a pretty effective strategy.
Thom Yorke's Super-Hot Dance Moves Lead The Evening Links
When you think Radiohead, you probably don't think of astonishing physical grace. But that... that is about to change.
Which Of These Local Food Ads Is The Most Distasteful?
It's small penis joke vs. woman-on-cow bestiality.
Cat Font Generator Is The Best Thing Ever
Sometimes you can't find the right words to say, so try saying it with cats instead. This Nekocase font generator is purrrr-fect.
25 Ways To "Surprise Your Man"
Some of these make sense, and some are crazy. Will the surprises EVER END???
Anne Hathaway's Annoying Speech Defended
The Oscar-winner came across as grating during awards season, but we know this talented actress can turn around her overeager image
More Than Just T-Shirts: KKK Merchandising
In this excerpt from “Vanguard,” correspondent Christof Putzel takes a look at the Ku Klux Klan merchandising campaign—everything from T-shirts to bumper stickers to flags—and a significant source of revenue for the organization. He also meets with concerned citizens of the town of Harrison, Ark., who argue that the media is largely at fault for amplifying the town’s reputation.
10 Authors That Could Party Way Harder Than You
No matter how crazy you go this weekend, know that these famous writers could absolutely out-drink you.
Is This The Most WTF Hair From The Paris Runways?
Or is it somehow perfect, given the clothes its paired with?
A Compilation Of Reasons To Love Ryan Stiles
In honor of the best news possible: Whose Line Is It Anyway is returning to television! What a babe. Seriously. (Serious props to my favorite Tumblr on the internet.)
Happy One Year Anniversary Of Zac Efron Dropping A Condom On The Red Carpet
Never change, Zac. Never change.
Quiz: Could You Survive The Salem Witch Trials?
On March 1 1692, the Salem Witch Trials began. Here are the questions you'd have to answer and the evidence the court would examine to determine if you're evil.
The Most Amazing Up-Close Snail Photos You'll Ever See
Ukrainian photographer Vyacheslav Mishchenko catches these unbelievably stunning up-close photographs of snails, and I've never wanted to be friends with a snail more than this moment.
Ever Wanted To See What Piano Notes Look Like?
In stunning gif form. The team at CymaScope visualized the dynamic sounds of the piano’s first strike and the eventual plateau and decay phase of different notes.
7 Things You Never Knew About Cathy Dennis
You probably don't know her by name, but you totally know her work.
Jennifer Lawrence Got To Pick Who The Tabloids Would Link Her To Romantically
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Ashley Judd Ratchets Up Southern Charm, Gets Mixed Reviews
"This is not a movie role, this is a job application," says one Kentucky Democratic operative of Judd's potential Senate run.
Queer Fiction From Africa Collected In New Magazine
A new fiction collection from the Burkina Faso–based Q-zine aims to "decolonize the mind" by capturing the experiences of LGBTI Africans.
Does This Make You A Stalker?
You've always been concerned about this, now it's time to face the truth.
15 Mesmerizing GIF And Song Pairings
They're like a miniature hypnotic music videos. Click play and zone out forever.
14 Even MORE Annoying Things About Keeping Kosher
Traveling with tuna packets in your suitcase is REAL.
The A-Z's Of 1920s Slang
Let's bring back the fast talk, because it's the bees-knees junior. Seriously let's make this happen.
Should I Say Hi To People I Recognize On OkCupid?
Probably not, but maybe wink. Plus what to do when your boss wants to Snapchat with you.
Nickelodeon "Guts" Ref Gives Interview Guaranteed To Make You Cringe
Mo refers to herself as a "dirty Irish girl." Mind, meet gutter.
Guy Asks His Wife To Slap Him Awake For 15 Days Straight
Hard to explain what makes this video so great. It just...is.
"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" Theme Somehow Manages To Put School On Lockdown
A school day got flipped, turned upside down.
New "Game Of Thrones" Posters Throw The Cast Into Shadow
Where's Rickon!? Does the side chosen to be in shadow on each character mean anything? It has to mean something, right?
Famous Photgraphers With Their Most Iconic Works
Tim Mantoani photographed the people behind some of the world's most iconic images and created Behind Photographs: Archiving Photographic Legends.
How Google And Bing Maps Control What You Can See
Behind the scenes of the most powerful maps in the history of the Earth. And how Google, Microsoft, DigitalGlobe, and the world's governments decide what does — and doesn't — belong on its surface.
18 Truly Surprising Word Origins
Warning: You will never look at lemurs the same way again. This one's for linguaphiles and lemurphobes alike.
An Olympic Hopeful Crowd-Funds Her Training
Phaidra Knight wants to go to the 2014 Olympics for bobsledding. But she needs some help.
"Robot Chicken" Episode Titles Tell A Story Of Torture And Death
This poor guy needed help to fight the man! In Season Four of Robot Chicken, the episode titles told a story in production order, but the message got garbled when aired incorrectly.
The 30 Most Gorgeous Living Spaces In The World
Warning: You're going to hate your apartment after you see these places.
35 Signs You're A Recovering Renthead
Forget regret: there's no reason to feel embarrassed about the number of times you saw Rent on Broadway.
Local Newspapers Warn Of Looming Federal Budget Cuts
Communities across the country brace for the impact of the sequester.
Definitive Proof That Dogs Are Bullies And Cats Are Perfect
Also definitive proof that bathtubs are both scary and magical places.
Is This A Portland Strip Club Or Portland Coffee Shop?
Two things Portland is known for having in spades: nudie bars and hipster cafes. Can you identify which is which based on the name?
Steph Curry Is Your New Favorite Basketball Player
That story — plus LeBron's pre-game dunks, the badasses in Indiana, and more — in BuzzFeed Sports' Five Point Play.
25 DIY Ways To Update Your Stairs
Your staircase might be the last place in your home you'd think to decorate. But after seeing these staircases, you'll realize that a boring staircase is an opportunity squandered.
Pillados: 16 Cosas Que Hacen Sus Señorías En El Escaño Para Matar El Rato (FOTOS)
Pocas cosas indignan al ciudadano que ver cómo sus representantes se dedican a perder el tiempo en su trabajo. Por eso celebramos tanto cuando los fotógrafos parlamentarios se ponen serios y practican el temido género de las 'pilladas' a sus…
Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250,000 Porn Contract, Should Probably Take It
Yesterday, I posted about the plight of former Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King who was forced to resign after pageant officials discovered she filmed a porno after her 18th birthday even though this showed entrepreneurialship (That’s a word.…
8 Beautiful GIFs Of Space
Now you can pretend you're flying through these nebulae and star clusters.
These MTV Logo Animations Are The Most 80's & 90's Things Ever
These 'edgy' and 'glam' videos look like dispatches from alien teen fashionistas.
How To Make The Best Japanese Curry Rice
Prepare yourself for greatness. The secret is store-bought curry roux.
Rory McIlroy Quits The Honda Classic Because Of "Toothache"
Guys, it had nothing to do with the fact he was 7-over par.
The NFL's Last Great Quarterback Controversy
The last decade of the NFL has hinged on one big decision by Bill Belichick in 2001.
There Are A Lot Of People Who Really, Really Want To Have Sex With Seth MacFarlane
Seth Confessions is a Tumblr where users anonymously submit their deepest and darkest Seth MacFarlane fantasies, and oh man, is it wild. WARNING: Some of these are pretty racy!
My Life As A Professional Cannabis Baker
"I decided I would never to go back to a corporate environment."
The JCrew Crew
What are all those models in the J.Crew catalog doing anyway? By cleverly piecing together narratives from catalog photographs, Meghan O'Neill imagines that they are solving crimes, misbehaving on honeymoons, and such. Here's the most recent episode:
In-N-Out Reddit AMA: Cook Delights With Descriptions Of His Own Menu Creations
In-N-Out's secret menu is no mystery. But thanks to one intrepid In-N-Out worker, we've just gotten a glimpse of a menu so exclusive that most people have never even heard of it nor will ever be able to order from it.
Jennifer Lawrence Without Makeup: Actress Fresh-Faced, Relaxed In Hawaii (PHOTO)
Jennifer Lawrence has been kicking back and relaxing in Hawaii while basking in her post-Oscar win glory.
GIFs Explain How Christian Dior Became The Most Exciting Label Of Our Time
There was a lot of freaking out along the way.
37 Reasons Why Life Is Crazier In Russia
So long as you dont mind taking your life into your own hands.
Connecticut Teen Wins The Right To Wear Anti-Gay Shirt To School
Seth Groody won a battle to wear an anti-gay T-shirt to school on his high school's "Day of Silence". The school supported his right to free speech, and now he's selling T-shirts to his classmates.
The New File-Sharing Police
Third-party vendors will troll peer-to-peer networks looking for copyrighted material, then notify the downloader's Internet Service Provider to issue penalties.
Jennifer Lawrence Would Make The Best MGM Lion
So long, stupid old lion roaring before movies, and hello, Jennifer Lawrence roaring before movies.
Mark Cuban Is Dominating The Referee-IQ Video Game At The MIT Sports Conference
Maybe it's not surprising. He's obsessed, after all.
Life-Changing Tip Of The Day: Best Use Of A Macbook Air Ever
Don't own a Macbook Air? You are seriously missing out.
CNN Sports Reporter Says He's "Turned On" By How Many Hot Dogs A Female Anchor Can Eat
Well, this is gross.
30 Things Google Maps Can Help You Find
Have no fear, whatever you need, Google streetview can find it for you.
This Massive Ketchup Truck Crash Looks Like A Murder Scene
But it's not blood! Just gallons and gallons of wasted ketchup! Phew! But also, very sad because wasted ketchup.
28 Reasons You Should Be Excited That "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Is Coming Back
The dream is coming true.
Lindsay Lohan Was In A 1995 Jell-O Commercial
This might actually make you like grape flavors. And it is very hard to like grape flavors.
33 Totally Relatable GIFs For Everyone Who's Ever Ended Up In Witness Protection As A Nun
Were you a Vegas showgirl? Did you find out your boyfriend was in the mob? Did you then have to go into witness protection as a nun in a convent? Then this post is for you!
This 3-Year-Old Headbanging To Korn Is The Most Adorable Thing
This kid knows how to shred the heck out of a baby car seat.
Kobe Bryant Tweeted Out A Nonsense Math Equation And Everyone Was Like, "Kobe, You're Drunk"
I think someone might be losing his mind.
10 Craziest Things We've Ever Seen On "My Strange Addiction"
These videos will make you feel normal.
Covert Malaysian Campaign Touched A Wide Range Of American Media
Outlets from Huffington Post to National Review carried pieces financed by the Malaysian government. An international campaign against Anwar Ibrahim.
"Aperture R&D" Is The "Portal 2" Series You've Been Waiting For
Someone had to take the damn lemons and make science out of them.
Chinese Government Workers Are Spraying The Grass Green
The grass is always greener where you've painted it to be so. Totally normal.
Obama Combines Star Trek And Star Wars References, Outrages Nerds
President Obama made a confusing reference about a "jedi mind-meld." BuzzFeed breaks down the president's galactic gaffe.
16 Reasons To Get Really Excited For Spring
Ugh, SO TIRED OF WINTER. This playlist will help you get into the spring of things.
Reporter To Obama: It Sounds Like You Are Ducking Responsibility
"Give me an example of what I might do," the President says in a sequester-themed press conference responding to question from Bloomberg's Julianna Goldman. Another testy exchange with the press.
32 Childhood Signs That You Would Always Be Obsessed With Animals
It was all over the moment you laid eyes on your first puppy.
Olvido Hormigos En Bañador: Su Presentación En El Programa De Saltos De Telecinco "Mira Quien Salta" (FOTOS)
Primero la vimos completamente al desnudo, pero pronto se retiró de la escena mediática. Sin embargo, solo seis meses más tardes, la ya exconcejal socialista de la localidad toledana de Los Yébenes, que se hizo popular tras filtrarse un vídeo suyo…
Obama, Congress No Closer To Avoiding Mandatory Spending Cuts
"This is not a win for anybody. This is a loss for the American people," Obama says as cuts are set to begin taking effect.
What Is The Chipotle Quesarito?
How did the internet fall in love with the legend of this cheesy quesadilla/burrito hybrid?
Chris Johnson Needs To Stop Making Predictions
For a slightly above average NFL running back, he sure doesn't lack confidence.
The Most Incredible Bed For The X-Wing Pilot In Your Life
Every nerdy kid out there dreams of being on the Rogue Squadron some day. This kid's dreams just came true.
BREAKING: Justin Bieber Might Finally Be Rejecting Harem Pants
How else to explain why he goes around in public BARELY wearing them?
Vincent Van Gogh Was Definitely The 19th Century Version Of Instagram
Well, at least according to this person's teacher. But hey, I think it checks out.
In Defense Of Bob Woodward
Free Woodward. Why we should show Bob the mercy he rarely shows anyone else.
Gollum Sings "Mad World" From Donnie Darko
"All around us are familiar rockses..." The amazing human being who brought you Gollum singing "I Dreamed a Dream" has uploaded a video of Sméagol singing Gary Jules's version of "Mad World" (originally performed by Tears for Fears).
DARPA Robot Can Now Hurl Cinder Blocks At Your Head
Why does Boston Dynamics hate humanity? Their BigDog will be on the front lines in the ensuing war for domination.
27 Bizarre NOH8 Campaign Pictures
The NoH8 campaign has inspired celebs and non-celebs alike to get creative in their picture taking. Very creative.
Horrifying Photos Of Couple Jumping Off Bridge In China
An apparent joint suicide attempt caught on camera. WARNING: Disturbing images.
25 Signs You Were Addicted To Backyard Baseball
Pablo Sanchez couldn't speak English. He only spoke the language of baseball.
Which Celebrity Kid Will Grow Up To Be Your Soulmate?
A quiz for those of us who can't wait an average of ten years to find out... Also, this is essentially a game of M.A.S.H.
This Is The Outfit Justin Bieber Wore On His 19th Birthday
In this scenario the lack of clothes is actually worse than the absurdity of his other clothes.
Watch Tegan And Sara Adorably Flub Interview Questions
This video of Heartthrob interview bloopers is pretty heartwarming stuff. Now with bonus Cory Monteith!
Video: Michelle Obama And Serena Williams Dance To House Music
She was all, "Let's move!" And then she did.
Behold, Justin Bieber At Every Stage Of His Life
From the baby days to the dubious hat choices, this collage of Justin Bieber's 19 years has it all. Happy birthday, JB!
Amy Poehler Calls In To "Watch What Happens Live" Pretending To Be Someone Else
Now we know Soko from New Hampshire is her alter ego. ALSO, COULD SHE GET ANY MORE AWESOME?!
Remembering The Fairy-Tale Romance Of Drew Barrymore And Tom Green
In a parallel universe somewhere, these two are still together.
Google's Total Recall
A heedful take on Google Glass: "From now on, starting today, anywhere you go within range of a Google Glass device, everything you do could be recorded and uploaded to Googleâ€™s cloud, and stored there for the rest of your life. You wonâ€™t know if youâ€™re being recorded or not; and even if you do, youâ€™ll have no way to stop it."
Groupon CEO Fired, Says Farewell With Battletoads And Fat Camp References
Andrew Mason was sacked by the board of directors from Groupon yesterday and posted a rather unique letter online to say goodbye.
Why "American Idol" Keeps Getting In Its Own Way
The show hasn't been this entertaining in years, but the ratings are at record lows — and the male singers are a disaster. What is going on?!
19 People Who Are Not Ready For The Responsibility Of Skateboarding
Mainly because were tired of watching your near-death experience.
16 Totally Feasible Loft Beds For Normal Ceiling Heights
So what if you don't live in one of those crazy airy warehouse spaces with impossibly tall ceilings? You can look at all the loft porn you want, but it's even more inspiring to get real about lofting your bed and saving precious space.
Henri The Existentialist Cat Returns...
Today, the expert on feline ennui discusses Cat Food Boredom.
Senate's Moderate "Gangs" Stay On The Sidelines As Spending Cuts Take Effect
Where did all the compromisers go? "Every time a group of us get together to try and work on a problem, we get labeled a gang and then it becomes a political issue and we never get to finish the job," complains Isakson.
Florida Man Swallowed Alive By Freak Sinkhole In His Bedroom
A 36-year-old man is presumed dead after a sinkhole opened up beneath his feet and the floor gave way in his home. The sinkhole is reportedly growing, and rescue crews have called off the search for fear of their safety.
Liberals See A Trap After The Sequester
What really scares progressives isn't the automatic spending cuts; it's the grand compromise that may replace them. "Entitlements may get ensnared when we go to an alternate fix," says Rep. Nadler.
Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong-Un Share Romantic Dinner, Are Now Best Friends
Former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman dined with Kim Jong-Un today in North Korea. Rodman in a speech yesterday told Kim, "You have a friend for life."
Local News Anchor Laughs Uncontrollably At Fat Swimming Cat
It's only a 30-second segment, yet WDBJ7's Susan Bahorich just had to editorialize. Very unprofessional.
January Jones & Liam Hemsworth Flirting At Pre-Oscars Party — Cheating On Miley Cyrus?
Is Liam and Miley's relationship in trouble? The engaged duo partied separately during Oscars weekend, and Liam left a party with January Jones on Feb. 23. Liam Hemsworth was seen leaving the Chate...
The White House Was Completely Gutted In 1950
If this photo series from 1950 of the interior of the White House being ripped out so that the building could be structurally reinforced isn't an apt metaphor for the current state of American politics, I don't know what is.
The 15 Most Life-Changing Remixes Of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble"
The song is great and all, but why not let the internet help make it better?
Jennifer Lawrence On Her Photoshopped Dior Ads
As if we needed another reason to think that Jennifer Lawrence is oh-so-very-awesome, the down-to-earth Oscar winner has admitted that her recent Dior ads were Photoshopped. And she did it on national TV.
Splitsecnd - Own - Thrillist Nation
Compatible with any vehicle that has a cigarette lighter socket, the splitsecnd's a low-profile, GPS-enabled gizmo that, like OnStar, places a call to nearby authorities whenever it detects there's been a collision, thus securing its place on the… Using an independent cellular service that doesn't rely on your own mobile's reception, it can also be utilized in no-impact emergencies by simply pressing a button to talk to the closest 911 operator. And, should you be concerned that it'll hog the space in the cig lighter port for a charger, it's got its own USB port to plug into.
Senators Take A Short Cut To Foreign Policy Experience
The new way to quickly become serious about foreign policy: A dip in the dead sea. "Craven and creditworthy," says Prince.
Dispatches From The Front Line Of Florida's Wild Python Hunt
The monthlong Python Challenge in the Everglades is part controversial preservationist initiative, part sensationalistic media stunt, and all slinking through swamps trying to kill giant deadly reptiles.
How Mike White Turned "Enlightened" Into The Best And Most Original Show On TV
The second season — a thing of beauty — comes to an end Sunday night. Here, White discusses Enlightened, the Real Housewives franchise, Twitter, and Daniel Tosh.
The 'Idol' Losers Who Made It Big
Some of the most successful stars from 'American Idol' never even won the show -- check out how far they have come!
The 23 Sexiest Pictures Of A Young Norman Reedus
WARNING: These photos may make you feel light-headed and could possibly lead to fainting. Sorry!
Anne Hathaway Oscar Dress Switch: Why She Ditched A Stunning Valentino Gown Last-Minute
Let's hope Valentino has a short memory. The revered fashion icon, who custom-designed Anne Hathaway's wedding gown and considers her a friend, naturally expected the Les Miserables actress to wear one of his designs to the Oscars on Feb. 24, where…
17 Excuses To Use Glitter In The Real World
It may have been your favorite part of elementary school craft hour, but chances are you haven't used it lately. Get your Mod Podge ready, because the sparkles are coming.
Top 10 Films Where Women Take Revenge On Men
Trust me: Don't mess with these badass babes, or you'll seriously regret it!
Watch LeBron James And The Miami Heat Do The Harlem Shake
LeBron may be late to the trend, but him and his team turn in a solid performance complete with costumes and solo dance breaks.
Why Mixing Journalism And Dating Celebrities Is Never A Good Idea
I was a celebrity profiler for years. Somehow, the job didn't land me a hot movie star boyfriend.
For Everyone Who Has Ever Experienced A Fotomat
The little kiosks that made developing photos in the '70s easy.
22 Moments In Writing For Your High School Newspaper
Trials and triumphs in being the high school newspaper reporter.
Breathtaking Long-Exposure Shots Of Light Beams Rising From Snowscapes
Sometimes, a stunning series of photographs doesn’t take much altering or fancy equipment. In Kevin Cooley’s case, all he needed was an emergency flare, a snow-covered landscape, and a camera that allowed him to take long-exposure shots as he fired…
Dave Chappelle And Chris Rock Are Talking (In Public) About The Greatest Stand-Up Tour, Oh, EVER
According to The Comic’s Comic, late-night denizens of The Comedy Cellar, the West Village nightclub best known for the unannounced visits of comedy superstars working out new material (it’s the club Louis CK goes into at the beginning of Louie, and…
Has Seth MacFarlane Sworn Off Hosting The Oscars Again?
Is Seth MacFarlane washing his hands of the Oscars? Just days after hosting the 85th annual Academy Awards, the Family Guy creator may have put to rest the question of whether or not he'd take his turn overseeing the kudos-fest again. "No way. Lotta fun to have done it, though," he tweeted in response to a question from one of his nearly 3.8 million followers early Tuesday morning.
Jennifer Lawrence Dyes Hair Black, Ben Affleck Shaves Beard Post-Oscars
Jennifer Lawrence has worn a lot of hair colors to a lot of different awards shows. But apparently, to the Oscars, she wanted to wear her real color: blonde. So Monday, after she took home the award for best actress, the 22-year-old star headed to…
Dale Robertson, Star Of TV Westerns, Dies At 89
Dale Robertson, a veteran of movies and TV Westerns of the 1950s and ’60s who played “the left-handed gun” on NBC’s Tales of Wells Fargo, died Wednesday of lung cancer and pneumonia in a San Diego hospital. He was 89.
10 Episodes That Made The Larry Sanders Show One Of The Best Comedies Of The ’90s
Garry Shandling’s landmark late-night satire is still funny 15 years later.
Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border
Edison, Einstein, Jobs… all these men were idiots compared to the man who invented the border fence-circumventing “marijuana cannon.”
Weird '80s Menswear Brand Provides 23 Tips For Avoiding Marriage
Pretty sure most of these are also Sex and the City plot lines.
Caras De Perdedores En Los Oscar Y Otros Momentazos De La Gala, En Gifs Animados
Estar preparado para sonreír y aplaudir cuando le dan un premio a otro de los candidatos debe ser especialmente difícil en los Oscar, porque todos saben que hay una cámara apuntando a su rostro para no perder detalle. Quizás más cuando eras una…
Grilloeconomics, I Soldi Per Pagare A Tutti Il Reddito Di Cittadinanza? Per Beppe Grillo Basta Eliminare Le Pensioni E Gli Stipendi Pubblici
Qualche domanda inizia ad avere risposta. Dove si trovano i soldi per pagare a tutti i cittadini un reddito di cittadinanza come promesso da Beppe Grillo? Semplice. Basta non pagare più gli stipendi pubblici e le pensioni. Parola del leader del…
Shailene Woodley: Red Hair On ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Set!
Shailene Woodley rocks red hair while filming scenes for her new film The Amazing Spider-Man 2 on Monday (February 25) in New York. Earlier in the day, the 21-year-old…
High School Kids' Harlem Shake Video Included A Live Duck
But if you are going to dry hump air, you might as well do it in style, like the kids from Milford High School in suburban Detroit, who all got suspended for a Harlem Shake video that included upside-down air blow jobs and a kid air humping a live…
Kendra Wilkinson Breaks Down On Celebrity Wife Swap, Husband Hank Baskett Battles With Kate Gosselin
"The time we had on Wife Swap will probably stick with us forever. After the show ended, we didn't just fly back and go to our homes and never speak again. Kate invited us over to her house and we had lunch with them and got to spend some time with…