March 7, 2013
Once the brightest rising star in American hockey, goalie Rick DiPietro is now struggling in the minors. Looking back for warning signs, a writer who knew him way back when still can't believe it never worked out.
No, really. A Tea Party Super PAC commercial attacks Gov. Bob McDonnell for tax increases in Virginia.
Gary Busey asks another important question, plus seven other tweets from today.
Starting life off right: with love.
"Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory."
We're getting close to the finish of the NBA season, and it's time to choose a horse. A good horse who tries hard and takes high-efficiency shots. An efficient horse.
For every Tony the Tiger, there's a Poppy the Porcupine.
Whether it's political calculation or war fatigue, Republicans are more willing to sacrifice a once-core issue.
If this little raccoon can run to Des'ree's "You Gotta Be," then so can you!
Elaine Benes is the most relatable TV character of all time. End of story.
"Where's my phone?"
Finally. The show's executive producers talk about serialized storytelling, what's to come, and something called a Glühenvolk.
The doll is a miniature version of his character from Oz: The great and Powerful. Oh Yeah, and congrats on the star!
Ugh, being the younger sibling or the visiting friend when it came to video game controller dominance was the worst. But not all secondary characters were created equal.
New tech gives viewers an up-close view at the world's most dangerous team sport.
Maybe the world won't be so bad after all, because these kids will be ruling it.
Mandatory. If you fail, more tests are needed.
Once again, the internet comes to the rescue!
Don't listen to these. OK, don't say I didn't warn you.
Electronic Arts and the new gay gaming.
"Pop vs. Soda" is only the tip of the iceberg. These maps break down the most debated terms so you can see the truth for yourself.
"We paid $3,000-4,000 each to come to the United States on this program, expecting a cultural exchange... Instead, we became exploited workers at McDonald's restaurants in Pennsylvania."
In the latest round of fashion weeks in New York, London, Milan, and Paris, nearly 90% of models cast were white.
Data is neat. But it's even neater when it's organized into a pretty chart. (Like, literally. It's way easier to read.)
Emilia Clarke has a nude bubble-bath scene in the stage version of Breakfast at Tiffany's, and GoT nerds can not handle it.
This is what our children's children's memes will be like: reduced to their component parts, stripped clean, and reassembled into perfectly efficient concept delivery machines. (Related: I am terrified of the future.)
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Now's your chance to totally fool people into thinking you're a college athlete. So long as those people are dumb.
"Who is Courtney Love?" was one of her responses.
Just one Dem participated in Rand Paul's thirteen-hour filibuster against drone strikes. The defense: "A distraction" that just "didn't feel like a constructive venue."
And we have exclusive insider diagrams.
Who's going to change the diaper on this hot mess?
This is what Google was like in 1999 as seen through a 5th-grader's eyes. Basically, FREE SNAPPLE.
But only 13% would eat it themselves.
18 to 1. At an event discussing a social network that is over 60% women.
Falling in love every day is exhausting y'all!
This feud may never end, especially now that Tay-Tay's thrown the gauntlet down.
So you're a cat, and you've decided you need to update your profile pic. Don't panic! Just follow these simple DOs and DON'Ts, and you will be well on your way to a high-quality cat selfie that your friends will absolutely love.
Well isn't he just the cutest nipple king to ever exist.
Let me see your grill!
Stanley Colorite, who calls himself the "Barbie Man," owns more than 2,000 Barbies and 1,000 Ken dolls.
If you were young and figuring yourself out, these were the flicks you paid extra attention to.
And by Cher Horowitz, I really mean Alicia Silverstone. Who had some amazing and bizarre fashion moments.
For when you're just having one of those days.
Look on the bright side!
Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) will vote against Obama's pick for the top CIA spot. But the advocate of the old-fashioned filibuster didn't join in Wednesday because Obama deserves "timely up-or-down votes," his press secretary says.
It's not all daytime television and and naps. However, there is a certain lack of pants.
And parts of it came from user ideas. They asked for less of Facebook and more of their friends, according to Facebook's tech lead.
This leaked list featuring collaborations with Rihanna, Jay-Z And Lady Gaga on Bey's upcoming Mrs. Carter album sounds too good to be true.
Rand Paul's filibuster made for strange bedfellows in the punditocracy. Here's a breakdown ranked from most supportive of Rand to least.
Via your local Kroger.
Rep. Sean Duffy will chop right into your heart.
Let these three respectful young men teach you a thing or two about how to present yourself in public.
These guys spent a lot of time on the quad at college.
Find out who you're meant to be awesome roomies with in the Land of Ooo.
In the '90s, you saw the sign. And damn straight it opened your eyes.
In Manhattan promoting the upcoming A&E show.
Isn't it time you settled down with a nice kosher chocolate cake?
Photos of her glamorous lifestyle recently went viral on China's version of Twitter.
This just looks painful. What is it with pop culture shooting bullets from women's breasts?
Bleeding maize and blue.
"What is your understanding of the word 'skank'?" Thanks to an uncommon state law, the "Killer Romance" jury directly asked Arias nearly 150 questions on Wednesday.
Over a $10 valet ticket. TEN. DOLLARS.
A rematch 12 years in the making.
Just ask Tiago Splitter's crotch.
The trailer for Joss Whedon's next film (starring Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof, Nathan Fillion and other Whedon TV show alums) has hit the internet. (h/t: Whedonesque)
Mean Girls + Pope + Cardinals. You know this is what the Vatican is really like.
Mark Zuckerberg showed off your new Facebook homepage today. Here's what it looks like.
Bloom where you're planted. Especially if where you're planted is an eggshell or a lightbulb.
Local communities prepare for the automatic federal budget cuts.
Quench your blood thirst! OR Punches in bunches!
A feud 12 years in the making.
A new ad from the Coalition for Medicare Choices, an industry-backed group, groups ObamaCare's cuts to the Medicare Advantage program with the sequester, and urges seniors to call Senators Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand. The ad begins airing tomorrow, a source says.
Round one continues with our first (and only) cold-blooded contender. See the full bracket here.
Sliced bread is "unchic," you guys.
And he and his bride-to-be sent out these "save the date" cards with some pretty awesome caricatures.
"To allege that ... our government would drop a drone hellfire missile on Jane Fonda ... that brings the conversation from a serious discussion about U.S. policy to the realm of the ridiculous."
On Feb. 24, 2013, Oakland Raiders’ defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested for criminal mischief. His mug shot is now an internet treasure.
"Bro, do you even lift?"
Rand Paul ended his filibuster early Thursday morning after 13 hours of criticizing the Obama administration's drone program. The internet responded with pee jokes.
There's an old proverb that says "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back." Turns out, cats' curiosity is pretty easy to satisfy.
I could watch this for hours.
Chances are, you don't have an unlimited budget to buy designer duds for your special night. Here are some cool and unexpected ways to add a personal touch and stand out from the sea of satin and chiffon.
"This is an issue that does get people together who believe in liberty – on the left and right."
This looks like fun and something I'd like to be a part of.
Modern English's "I Melt With You" is basically the cheesiest thing on the planet.
The French singer, stage name "Polaire" (Pole Star), took "tightlacing" to the extreme.
Why would anyone do this?
It's official, Allison Williams is the new Rihanna to Katy Perry.
Or, rather, accessories to help you get to a next location so you can get drunk there.
People shouldn't be able to do this.
Last weekend, the worker not only stopped a robbery with hot coffee, she also shouted DD's tagline at the fleeing thief.
STOP! Just stop it!
Over 130 feature films and 150 panels will unfold at the SXSW Film Festival, which plays alongside SXSW's Interactive and Music festivals in Austin, Texas. From Bates to the Beatles, these are the most exciting.
When asked by Jimmy Kimmel how her pregnancy was going, Jessica replied, "The crazy thing is that I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous!" Was that a dick joke?
Pamela Geller's American Freedom Defense Initiative won a court battle, and now the posters are going up.
"Twitter is woven through the DNA of this filibuster, taking an obscure legislative process into the public space," says Wilson.
He needed to use the bathroom.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez last words were: "I don't want to die. Please don't let me die."
Senator Rand Paul filibusters vote on CIA director nominee John Brennan over the use of drones against Americans on U.S. soil. Here are the highlights.
Congressman Underwood, Zooey Barnes is on line one.
In 1996, two epic pop culture icons collided
You had amaaaaaazing taste.
Barbie: It's what's for dinner.
Short answer: way too young to be getting married.
NBA draft bust Robert Swift's foreclosed home was recently bought. This is what was found inside. The new owners of the house describe it as straight out of a horror movie.