February 1, 2010
How Rush Limbaugh Became A Judge At The Miss America Pageant
You want poise? Rush Limbaugh will show you poise.
The Secret to The Black Eyed Peas' Success
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The board game Monopoly is getting a facelift that nobody was really clamoring for! This fall, the 75th anniversary Monopoly sets will be circular and all futuristic and stuff. The game itself will still reportedly be generally pretty aggravating to play with people.
Ferret Hair Styling Tutorial
Totti the ferret shows you how to get that tousled bedhead look, with just your fingers and a little spit.
Swap: Left Testicle for Super Bowl Tickets
Blond-haired Caucasian male is willing to trade a whole body part for the Saints.
Terror Trials Could Be Headed Back To Gitmo
The trial of 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed won't be held in lower Manhattan and could take place in a military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay, sources said last night.
Stephen Colbert's Daughter Madeline was a big feature of Colbert's act at the Grammys.