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February 1, 2010

You want poise? Rush Limbaugh will show you poise.

Here's a dog who smiles whenever his owner shows up! Like, for real smiling!

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The board game Monopoly is getting a facelift that nobody was really clamoring for! This fall, the 75th anniversary Monopoly sets will be circular and all futuristic and stuff. The game itself will still reportedly be generally pretty aggravating to play with people.

John Mayer doesn't see himself as a ladies man.

Totti the ferret shows you how to get that tousled bedhead look, with just your fingers and a little spit.

Dirty socks are the new donuts.

Blond-haired Caucasian male is willing to trade a whole body part for the Saints.

The trial of 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed won't be held in lower Manhattan and could take place in a military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay, sources said last night.

Stephen Colbert's Daughter Madeline was a big feature of Colbert's act at the Grammys.

Not an insane award show this year, but these moments stuck out for us.

Stink bugs, bugs that emit a rotten cheese-like odor, are the new bedbugs.

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