February 1, 2017
"The world needs honesty."
“I think it’s early — I can’t sit on this stage and predict (and predict) what will happen."
ADVERTENCIA: Este post contiene imágenes fuertes de una pitón atrapada en el lóbulo de la oreja de una mujer, pero seamos honestos, esa es precisamente la razón por la que estás aquí.
Your debut as an employee!
The Liberal platform said 2015 would be "the last federal election" under the current system.
A 16-year-old boy has been arrested and two knives seized, police said.
*Pays all bills* *is broke for the rest of the month*
Here's what our editors and writers are cooking up in their own kitchens.
While some Democrats are calling on their colleagues to block Neil Gorsuch's nomination, several moderates are holding their fire, saying they're open to supporting him.
Small in stature, not in style.
"¿Soy sólo yo o alguien más también cree que EPN es súper guapo?"
“The US has been closely watching Iran for 38 years and has never been able to do anything,” one military commander said.
La cantante hizo este anuncio en Instagram con una foto ~muy~ particular.
Tell Us Which Disney Characters Are The Real Ones And We'll Tell You How Much Of A Disney Fan You Are
You'll need a bit of magic and a good eye to find the right answer.
We need curly fries.
Lawyer up again, Zuck.
God claimed that complaints about a post that emphasized that the Quebec mosque shooter is a white Trump fan caused the social network to unverify its page. It's unclear if that's what caused the change in status.
Dedicated to everyone whose significant other can be a weirdo when they sleep.
This is why you're always so apprehensive.
William "Ryan" Owens became the first known combat casualty of Trump's presidency when he was killed in a raid Saturday.
The Labour leader ordered his party's politicians to vote in favour of legislation paving the way for Brexit – but 47 MPs defied the three-line whip.
Models and researchers call the study "the first scientific proof" of the high prevalence of eating disorders among models and pressures from the industry.
You've probably tasted beaver ass.
Because "alternative facts" aren't helpful.
Thoughts, hopes, fears... or any other nouns that come to mind.
Because cheese is the real way to your heart.
No hay mejor viernes para ti que cuando te quedas en tu casa en pijama leyendo.
“It is not fair to equate victim and torturer,” says Vian Dakhil, the Iraqi lawmaker and ISIS opponent barred from coming to the US to accept her human rights award.
The Nashville star takes our Q&A!
"A lady that has a cannon hand, I'm still looking for that."
I seen ya with Kieefah!
Yemeni-run grocery stores across the city will close from 12–8 p.m. on Thursday to protest the controversial executive order.
Welcome to the twin club, Bey and Jay!
"I'm too big, I'm too wide, but I'm strong."
"RESIGN KELLIE LEITCH"
"HOW DO YOU WASH EGGS?!"
Paul Muni, Al Pacino, and now...Diego Luna.
Spoiler alert: they're honestly all assholes!
"¿Vamos a hacer que México pague por sus salarios?" JAAAAAA, no.
Thousands in the town of Avdiivka are left stranded after renewed fighting between Ukrainian troops and Russian-backed rebels this week.
Saca la cartera, cierra los ojos y relax...
Will you live with nine cats or with the love of your life?
Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander said Republicans will have to adopt some programs they once angrily denounced in order to bring stability to the insurance markets, ahead of a March deadline.
En serio, no nos importa si te afeitaste las piernas o no.
Warning: This post contains graphic pictures of a python stuck in a woman's earlobe, but be honest, that's exactly what you're here for.
Destiny's Children, literally.
Mis glándulas sudan todo el año.
Smooth sailing into an easy, healthy dinner!
* mail orders from the Delia's catalog and prays the item will be in stock *
O te causarán pena ajena.
Sens. Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski both said they cannot support the Trump's choice for education secretary. If another Republican opposes her, she will lose the confirmation vote.
"Threw up in my mouth when I saw this."
"You all make things look easier than they actually are."
AKA: in love with Cate Blanchett.
Love is a full stomach.
The Carter family grows.
La Casa Blanca abrió una cuenta de Twitter en español y estos 17 tuits prueban que el chiste se cuenta solo
¿Primero cierran su sitio en español y después nos invitan a seguir su Twitter?
It could only mean one thing.
Because La La Land didn't invent the modern movie musical.
MPs voted on Wednesday night to give the Article 50 bill a second reading by 498 to 114.
"What? I did exactly as you said."
A bedtime story.
Tell us about their adorable relationship!
“The allegations in today’s lawsuit confirm what millions of New Yorkers have long suspected — Spectrum-Time Warner Cable has been ripping you off,” said New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman.
Caras vemos, corazones sí sabemos.
This is "all-natural" talent.
"You must be having a girl, you’ve gotten very ugly."
Unleash your deepest desire with this Dark Chocolate Orange Cake.
"Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, 'Oh shit, it's a cop'?"
"Choose the great Brexit power grab, taking back control of straight bananas," said SNP MP Hannah Bardell.
A system failure at Rushcard left tens of thousands of customers without access to their money in late 2015.
Spoiler: It does not go well.
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"I need someone to ask Trump if Frederick Douglass is alive or dead."
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How do you like them eggs?
"Basketball is so universal and if people see if such a huge organisation like FIBA breaks that barrier, people will be more accepting."
Alternative V-Day gifts perfect for your platonic bae.
"I'm tired of the 'It doesn't matter.'"
"I don't like watching fake news."
Take a look inside the sets of Parks and Recreation, The Office, and more.
N'importe qui peut déposer un nom de domaine, et n'importe qui le fait.
Take care of you, sis.
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
Because January–March are the cheapest months to visit NYC.
Hawaii, Paris, and Italy aren't the only romantic places on earth.
Vous vous souvenez des paquets à 5 euros?
Hats off to you.
Que cela vienne de François Fillon, de ses soutiens ou de ses adversaires, c'est un festival de sexisme depuis les révélations du Canard enchaîné. Démonstration en six points.
Do you preheat the oven?
«Ma sœur aînée pensait qu'il fallait mettre le tampon entre ses lèvres, comme un hot-dog dans un petit pain.»
The decision to withhold the grant money is the first time a governor has done so since President Trump announced he would cut federal funds to any city or county who did not follow ICE's deportation efforts.
And yes, Ellen asked her about the nanny.
Police believe there are many more victims in the UK and abroad and are urging them to come forward.
Deals at Society6, Express, Pottery Barn, and more!
«J'ai tweeté sur le hashtag #JeNeSuisPasLesEnfantsDeFillon pour qu'il y ait une prise de conscience de la précarité dans laquelle évoluent les étudiants», explique un de ces internautes à BuzzFeed News.
Don't act like you haven't got very strong opinions about potatoes.
Get ready for some really difficult choices. Just remember: In these scenarios, all of these men are in their prime.
Thermal cameras can be used to improve building efficiency, rescue disaster victims, and even detect atmospheric gases. Thermografree can't detect gas yet, but it is inexpensive and open source.
He's got the backward hat on and everything.
Hay vida más allá de Helvetica.
"He's lying to you."
A ver, a ver, ¿dónde está el hígado?
When Democrats did not show up to a vote on Rep. Tom Price and Steven Mnuchin's nominations for a second day in a row, Republicans took the unusual move of pushing them through anyway.
It's a lot darker than you remember.
Y no veinte minutos más tarde cuando volvían a casa cabizbajos.
For all you Champlainers who have very specific needs when it comes to finding yourself a caffeine fix—this one's for you.
If you loved her in "Lizzie McGuire," you'll REALLY love her in "Younger."
On a peut-être juste oublié que 2007 a existé.
Once a sign of solidarity for the black civil rights movement, the raised fist, now used by everyone from Winona Ryder to Donald Trump, has come to mean everything and nothing at the same time.
It could be pretty soon.
The cogs in your head are turning.
«Personne ne m'a avertie quand je suis partie, personne ne s'est soucié des conséquences pour mon chien, mon travail, ma vie ici.»
The US farm lobby wants a trade deal with the post-Brexit UK to include foods currently held back by EU rules.
«Il est là pour jouer avec toi.» Non merci.
«Mon bulletin du 2ème trimestre il a autant dérapé que la campagne de Fillon.»
The prime minister has denied that she knew about Donald Trump's executive order when she was in Washington DC.
Chips and gravy for breakfast?
We can read between the lines.
You don't want to make the plan, but inevitably you will be the one to make the plan.
Hay menos pandas gigantes que peluquerías en Barcelona.
My body is just a vessel for my hair really.
"I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter."
"Let's get this conversation going, New York!" - Danielle Brooks
Pour taper «bonjour», il fallait appuyer seize fois sur les touches de son téléphone. Seize.
A "playbook" went out on Tuesday to State Department staffers — include those at embassies worldwide — trying to explain how to discuss Trump's executive order.
Do you know your Elizabeth Hornswoggles from your Amanda Buffamonteezis?
After Sushmita Sen won the Miss Universe title in Manila in 1994, lots of Filipino parents named their daughters after her. I can't believe the world can be this goddamn cute.
¿No era una cabra muy poca comida para un tiranosaurio?
No it's fucking Becky.
The head of world athletics' governing body, the IAAF, has denied that his evidence in any way misled the parliamentary inquiry into doping in sport.
"If you get curved twice then you didn't get curved at all. Two curves make a circle, which means you're at your starting point."
The article was published on The Daily Mash, a British satirical website.
A criminal investigation into alleged product tampering has been launched after the Co-op issued recalls of novelty chocolate products found to contain batteries.
Spain has repeatedly been presented as a barrier to an independent Scotland joining the EU, because of its own insurgent independence movements.
Sandra Akkad described speaker Milo Yiannopoulos as "not worthy of the platform he was given."
Quality Street ftw.
President Donald Trump has picked Neil Gorsuch as his Supreme Court nominee. He’s known for his strong stance on religious liberty. The US Army Corps has been directed to clear the way for the Dakota Access Pipeline. And a deep dive into how Taylor Swift made her entire career.
"Oops! Here's one more from the photoshoot!! Ready to slut-shame a girl again? Go ahead."
Khan is hosting a reception for diplomats from 100 nations at City Hall on Wednesday night and will ask them to stand together in opposing the ban.
Se necesitaban 9 clics para escribir "hola". NUEVE.
"My ADHD makes me impulsive, so I'm likely to choose short-term enjoyment instead of acting responsibly."
Romeo y Julieta no es un libro romántico, que lo sepáis.
One day, the plane ticket will be one way.
¿Puedes identificar de cuál película es cada captura de pantalla?
"I put my money where my mouth is."
“My grandmother was a niece of polish Jews. So I have no time for Nazis really,” one user told BuzzFeed News.
Charities operating in countries on the US president's banned list, or employing staff with dual nationality from these nations, also warned the ban would jeopardise their work.
All glam guns blazing.
"A country’s greatness is measured not by its weapons or warplanes, but by how it helps those in times of desperate need," Raed Saleh told BuzzFeed News.
You know those days where it just feels like a giant, genetically engineered dinosaur is chasing you around? Yeah.
"I hope [Shah Rukh Khan] has noticed this. That would be the cherry on top for me."
Pelosi was fiercely critical of President Trump and outlined areas where Democrats will oppose him at every turn — as many are demanding — but the House minority leader also suggested she's willing to working with him on infrastructure and child care.