You can finally live out your 14-year-old dream.
Pluck that one stray hair on your chin with their fingertips.
L’il Sebastian’s penis was blurred out for a reason.
“The xx” are really just a British band called “The”.
You only get one pizza, sorry, those are the rules.
“Fridays we be like…squad goals.”
Release a bath bomb and find out.
Get your swipey finger ready.
It’s just not acceptable.
Your eyes might deceive you.
Are you more “man” or “shoe”?
Are you a damaged loner outsider from the wrong side of the tracks?
Do you have a salty side?
Let Mother Nature compliment you.
*arranges my dish into a smiley face before giving it to the judges*
What’s that kid from Stuart Little up to now??
There’s so much we sacrifice for the gift of sight.