Proof that people may actually live in Kim's house.
Meltdowns in 3...2...1...
*releases pack of dads into Home Depot* Go…… be free.
"My closest friend once told me I dressed like an accounting major going through her second divorce."
We Absolutely Must Discuss This Incredible Instagram Snoop Dogg Posted About Martha Stewart's Prison Time
"Baby girl kept it 10 toes down."
Sometimes people on the internet have genius solutions.
Awards! Outfits! Speeches! The colors red and pink!
It happens to the best of us.
Why is this so funny to me?
"We just called 911. This is so crazy."
"I thought 'flipping the bird' meant kids capturing birds and just chucking them at random people."
"Dolly Parton has her own theme park in Tennessee?! I thought it was made up!"
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
Yep, I'm Still Dying Over This Clip Of Hasan Minhaj Millennial-Splaining The Student Loan Crisis To Congress
From now on, please explain everything to me like you're Hasan Minhaj.
These guys might just be single soon.
"How do I communicate how absolutely fine Edward looks at all times? Oh, of course. Khakis.”
Parents Are Posting Before And After Pics Of Their Kids On The First Day Of School And It's Kinda Harrowing
What's on the curriculum that they're not telling us about?
"Mustaches are the bangs of men send tweet."
Teachers Are Sharing The Funniest Things Their Students Have Ever Said, And I Can't With The Hilarity
"Your shirt smells like a grandma, but your armpits smell like a Chuck E. Cheese."
"Most people don't know Salt Lake City was included in the Louisiana Purchase."
Better luck next time, dude.
The ACTUAL important stuff.
Ew, I can smell the airplane on these tweets.
"The word bed kinda looks like a bed."
Honestly, it's amazing to find a single innocent person on the internet these days.
They got Julia Roberts, people. Julia Roberts!
Double-sided receipts = genius.
Why does my back hurt all of a sudden?
Your soul will always be in style.