"Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely."
Can a girl do her reps in peace?!
Hermione: *Saves world.* Dumbledore: Well done, Harry!
Go with your gut.
Love to hate 'em, and hate to love 'em.
We're all a little grody.
"Take one bag of Sprite."
Keeping up with the Flintstones.
I'm sorry, millennials.
I believe in razor freedom for all!
These *ICONIC* costumes are forever etched into our memories.
Sorry to break it to ya, but not all women want to have kids!
"Watch out for those twins."
Proof that people may actually live in Kim's house.
"Linguini from Ratatouille is the only millennial character ever written correctly."
These can't be unseen.
Meltdowns in 3...2...1...
It can always be worse.
*releases pack of dads into Home Depot* Go…… be free.
Mildly terrified for humanity right now.
"My closest friend once told me I dressed like an accounting major going through her second divorce."
Everyone say thank you to Kristen Stewart.
We Absolutely Must Discuss This Incredible Instagram Snoop Dogg Posted About Martha Stewart's Prison Time
"Baby girl kept it 10 toes down."
Aged like fine wine.
Sometimes people on the internet have genius solutions.
I'm not as strong as these celebs.
Awards! Outfits! Speeches! The colors red and pink!
It happens to the best of us.
In the best possible way.
Why is this so funny to me?
"We just called 911. This is so crazy."
"I thought 'flipping the bird' meant kids capturing birds and just chucking them at random people."
"Dolly Parton has her own theme park in Tennessee?! I thought it was made up!"
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
Yep, I'm Still Dying Over This Clip Of Hasan Minhaj Millennial-Splaining The Student Loan Crisis To Congress
From now on, please explain everything to me like you're Hasan Minhaj.
These guys might just be single soon.
"How do I communicate how absolutely fine Edward looks at all times? Oh, of course. Khakis.”
Parents Are Posting Before And After Pics Of Their Kids On The First Day Of School And It's Kinda Harrowing
What's on the curriculum that they're not telling us about?
"Mustaches are the bangs of men send tweet."
Teachers Are Sharing The Funniest Things Their Students Have Ever Said, And I Can't With The Hilarity
"Your shirt smells like a grandma, but your armpits smell like a Chuck E. Cheese."
"Most people don't know Salt Lake City was included in the Louisiana Purchase."
Better luck next time, dude.
The ACTUAL important stuff.
This one time in high school...
Ew, I can smell the airplane on these tweets.
"The word bed kinda looks like a bed."
It's harder than it sounds.
Honestly, it's amazing to find a single innocent person on the internet these days.
I genuinely can't tell them apart.
They got Julia Roberts, people. Julia Roberts!
Double-sided receipts = genius.
Why does my back hurt all of a sudden?
Your soul will always be in style.
With bad manners, rude emails, and more.
Jill Green, Elle Woods, or Madeline Mackenzie for Reese Witherspoon?
Behind every cat's adorable face is an even more adorable jerk.
"If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth."
Be careful or you'll be sleeping with the fishes!
If you've ever fallen for "updog," this one's for you.
"I will never forget the time I was at a party and we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home."
Couples Are Sharing The Strangest Stuff They Learned About Each Other When They Moved In Together, And LOL
I love you more than anything...but also, please leave me alone.
It's all fun and games until someone becomes a CEO.
WARNING: THIS FOOD QUIZ DOES NOT END.
"Still bragging about high school basketball games from ten years ago."
Demi Lovato's mom seeing Tyler C. IRL is 100% me.
Who approved these??
"My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities."
"I heard my dad whisper, 'Oh, it's really hard, alright."
Fellas be BBQing.
These people are not messin' around.
Yes, you have to choose sides.
This is...deeply upsetting.
Fur real, this trailer made me uncomfortable.
The truth is out there.
I CAN'T STOP USING THIS SILLY APP.
The funny thing is they're right.
Here's How Dramatically Different Celebrities Look In Their Instagrams Vs. The Same-Ish Picture In Real Life
The real story behind the Instagrams.
"The division symbol is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numerator/denominator."
Cash or credit?
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but you have food at home."
You as you read this: "I did NOT know that!"
Good thing a parent's love is unconditional...
Comedy is all around us...and it can be pretty savage.