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No joke, this is the American dream for some people.

Matt Stopera • 30 minutes ago

Featuring savage moms.

Every millennial on Earth falls into one of these six categories.


It's true.

Andrew Ziegler • 1 hour ago

Kids are so very cute and so very dumb.

*Kisses fingers* Buenissmo!

"Your parents are literally the worst part of my job."

Thin and thick, big and small, there are all kinds!

Crystal Ro • 30 minutes ago

"My husband and I told our kids Barney died so we wouldn’t have to watch it anymore."

You are not alone.

They just are.


"Actually, I think I'm gonna sit this one out. i’ll see y’all in 2020."

The "bag of frozen peas" thing is very real.

Pour the milk, then pour the cereal.

Just imagine if this happened to you on your wedding day.

"My dad once grounded me, and in order to be free and able to hang out with friends, I had to complete a 1,000 piece puzzle."

These kids are goin' places.

Bless these dads.


This is painful.

"If Beyoncé performs at my wedding, y'all are buying tickets to get in."


"Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive?! Having separate continents is so stupid. Retweet if you miss Pangaea."


Naaaaaailed it.

Why did we do these???

I love you, Arwen.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome?

You are 100% definitely one of these types and we're gonna get it right the first time, just you wait and see!

"Pumpkin patches, so you can pay $50 for kids activities like, 'here, pet this goat' and 'chip your tooth in this overcrowded bouncy house.'”

They're awful!

To quote Hannah Montana...nobody's perfect.

She was today-years-old when she found out the truth.

"Pull up, then, Karen."

Turn ya mind off for a minute.


You know it's true.

Truly the end of an era.

"Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!"

"Cool story, bro, now go chop some lumber."

You live inside an avocado because you can't buy a house.

"Kind, sober, and fully dressed."

You might be surprised to learn something you already know!

These people are extremely dangerous.

I'm sorry.

Doo, doo, doo, doo...

"These drawings came about from a lack of sleep and a desire to get my point across."

I guess this is growing up.

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