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This is painful.

Dave Stopera • 10 hours ago

"If Beyoncé performs at my wedding, y'all are buying tickets to get in."

Syd Robinson • 12 hours ago


Dave Stopera • 3 hours ago

"Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive?! Having separate continents is so stupid. Retweet if you miss Pangaea."


Naaaaaailed it.

Why did we do these???

I love you, Arwen.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome?

You are 100% definitely one of these types and we're gonna get it right the first time, just you wait and see!

"Pumpkin patches, so you can pay $50 for kids activities like, 'here, pet this goat' and 'chip your tooth in this overcrowded bouncy house.'”

They're awful!

To quote Hannah Montana...nobody's perfect.

She was today-years-old when she found out the truth.

"Pull up, then, Karen."

Turn ya mind off for a minute.


You know it's true.

Truly the end of an era.

"Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!"

"Cool story, bro, now go chop some lumber."

You live inside an avocado because you can't buy a house.

"Kind, sober, and fully dressed."

You might be surprised to learn something you already know!

Matthew Perpetua • 26 minutes ago

These people are extremely dangerous.

I'm sorry.

Doo, doo, doo, doo...

"These drawings came about from a lack of sleep and a desire to get my point across."

I guess this is growing up.

Dave Stopera • 12 hours ago

It wasn't him.

"Hermany Grinder: Top Student at Chogborts!"

"The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue."

They tried. They really, really tried.

"I thought 'money laundering' meant physically washing the money and hanging it out to dry."

Nailed it.

Including an answer to "why do wizards celebrate Christmas?"

Have you ever even PLAYED a cassette?!

This bunch takes embarrassing to a new level.

Listen, all dogs are good — it's just science!

Cats ≠ solid.

This is it. The ultimate list.

Trust me, this is 100% accurate.

You get what you pay for.

"I’m telling FAFSA you just purchased your EDC tickets."

There's no wrong answer, trust me.

Time is on your side.

Okay '90s babies, this one's for you!

"Little shocking that Bloomberg didn't phrase this as like 'millennials are ruining divorce lawyers' retirement plans' or some shit."

Trust us on this one.

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