Sarah Aspler is a senior editor for BuzzFeed and is based in Toronto.
"I punched some holes in a plastic pill box and put it over my vacuum nozzle so I can vacuum dust out of kids toy storage boxes."
"The garage door is staring at me..."
"Instead of fixing a leak, the previous owner of this home decided to just pile up some old T-shirts to soak up any water."
"This is what 10 years of heavy smoking did to my grandma’s carpet."
"My box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch has a giant brick of cinnamon and sugar in it."
"My college roommate my freshman year put lotion all over her body after every shower. I had never really moisturized until I saw her do it and here I am 15 years later fully lotioning after every shower lolol. Thanks, Megan lol."
"I use a nail brush for scrubbing the corners and small grooves of my air fryer. Regular brushes with big handles can't get into the tiny crannies."
There's something about Ben Affleck working at Dunkin' that just feels so right.
"Christmas crackers and the little paper hats and bad jokes that go along with them."
"Everyone who fraudulently pretends to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or conjuration is guilty of an offense punishable on summary conviction."
"Instead of fixing a leak, the previous owner of this home decided to just pile up some old T-shirts to soak up any water."
"This is what 10 years of heavy smoking did to my grandma’s carpet."
What energy color do you radiate? 🔮
"I punched some holes in a plastic pill box and put it over my vacuum nozzle so I can vacuum dust out of kids toy storage boxes."
"Wait, Sirius Black from the Harry Potter movies, the creepy villain in Leon: The Professional, Commissioner Gordon from Batman Begins, and the over-the-top Zorg from The Fifth Element are all the same dude!!"
"The garage door is staring at me..."
I'm sorry, but Baby Rapunzel is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
The One With Characters You Might Not Remember.
"My box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch has a giant brick of cinnamon and sugar in it."
"This was about five years ago, but I served Logan and Jake Paul. They were as bad you would expect. They rented out a room for a private event and were super late. The strongest memory I have is how Jake looked annoyed that I asked for his ID. The dude was either 21 or 22 at the time. Maybe he’s just used to everybody knowing who he was. I wasn’t really aware of them before that night."