"A completely different version of you exists in the mind of every single person who knows you."
"If the Pledge of Allegiance isn't brainwashing, I don't know what is."
This Tourist Randomly Sat Next To Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson For Breakfast And Got The Cutest Pics – I'm Officially Jealous
Selfie with Pete Davidson = new life goal.
There's no such thing as too much counter space.
Millennials Are Sharing The Most "Middle-Aged" Things They've Caught Themselves Saying And I Feel Like I'm 100 Years Old
"I can’t stay long, my cat has been alone all day.”
"It may sound silly, but doing this will keep unwanted strangers from bothering you."
You can't go wrong with a jacket potato, cheese and beans.
Honestly, this ruined shrimp for me forever.
Don't leave without these must-try items!
Non-Americans Are Disgusted By These 32 Foods, So I'm Curious If You Americans Actually Like Them Or Not
If you've never put chips on your sandwich, especially a PB&J, then you haven't lived period.
Let's find out how old you eat.
For the people on your list who know the kitchen is the best room in the house.
Love at first bite! 🍝
Take a seat — Amazon pulled *up* with their selection of dining chairs.
Eggnog is not good, and everyone needs to admit it already.
Just 23 (Very Good) Dishes That Use Up Commonly-Forgotten Ingredients In Your Fridge, Freezer, And Pantry
If you've never had to throw out expired spices you've kept for 5+ years, congratulations — you're the 1%.
If you've ever asked for a cup of ice water at the pick-up counter, you should be banned from Starbucks.
Non-Americans Are Sharing Things The US Does Better Than Anyone Else, And I'm Actually Feeling Pretty Proud To Be An American Right Now
From Southern barbecue to right on red, these are some of America's most important contributions to the world.
Are you bready to do this?
If you remember what the first film camera looked like, you might have an advantage on this quiz.
We are not Sims so please do not give me a fruitcake!
You'll feel like a contestant on a Food Network show in no time.
People Are Sharing Stories About When Their Family Thanksgiving Went Completely Off The Rails, And I'm Speechless At Some Of These
"So anyway, that's how my uncle's kids found out about their half-aunt."
Delicious homemade pizza always at your fingertips — now at a discount.
I hope you're hungry for seconds! 🍴
As a matter of fact, their whole site is 25% off.
19 Things Subway Sandwich Artists Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 7 Things They Absolutely Love
If you've ever order a chopped salad during the lunch rush, Subway employees hate you.
It's a wonderful world where you can order ramen from a vending machine and pay a professional cuddler for snuggles.
*Now* we're cookin'.
From Monty's Good Burger to Café Gratitude.
"Let's just say I take the 'five second rule' very, very liberally."
Only the devil would invent "Ramen in a watermelon."
17 Very Learnable Seasoning Tricks That Will Make Your Next Dinner Guests Ask "When Did You Get So Good At Cooking?"
Some might seem really subtle — but they genuinely make all the difference.
Spoiler alert: TikTok was right about this one and your recipient will agree.
"Frog in a pond? I would hope this isn't actually frog, but it's Australia, so who even really knows what goes on down there."
The days of boring cooking gadgets are over.
Give the gift of a perfect sear—and get one for yourself while they're on sale.
Get weird with that turkey.
Shrimp and alligator cheesecake. That's all.
Cancel or continue. The choice is yours.
You can grab one of these babies exclusively from Uber Eats right now!
28 Essential Vegetarian-Friendly Thanksgiving Recipes That'll Make Even The Carnivores Say, "Can I Have Seconds?"
Even carnivores can get behind these.
"Who you callin' Cootie Queen, you Lint Licker."
Ready... set... eat!
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Chai biscuit, anyone? ☕🍪
Say "Yuck" Or "Yum" To These Christmas Cookies, And We'll Reveal How Far Down Your Name Is On Santa's Nice List
This quiz is 100% accurate!
This Australian And Canadian Are Comparing What They Eat For Different Meals And It's Super Insightful
For starters, there's the whole chips vs. fries debate.
I have the proof that this is best cookware on the planet — and right now you can save on it.
33 Better-Than-Traditional Pumpkin Pie Recipes — From No-Bake Desserts To Handheld, Make-Ahead Treats
Traditions were always meant to be updated.
Deck the halls with lots of goodies!
This Mom Shared How Her Husband Gets "Daddy Privilege," And It's A Sad, Sickening Reality Of Parenting
"He's not a hero. He's just a father, just a parent, doing the same stuff I do every week."
Try not to get too hungry.
Say it with me: Pineapple is the only good pizza topping.
I've Visited More Than 50 Countries As A Professional Travel Writer — Here Are The 8 I'll Always Remember Most
Some destinations just keep you coming back for more.
I guarantee you'll freak out when I get it right.
If you're an ardent British biscuit fan, you might want to skip this.
You Won't See Where I'm Getting These Questions From, But I'll Tell You Which Pizza Topping You Seem The Most Like
Only the most elite are like pineapple.
Check out my egg and cleaning gifs to see just how good they are.
People Are Sharing Seriously Smart Cooking Hacks That Will Save You Money, Time, And Effort (And Make Your Food Taste Way Better)
"The taste is so subtle that it's imperceptible, but without it, it tastes like something is missing."
I tried all three Truff hot sauces so I could decide if they're worthy of the hype, and... (spoiler alert) they are.
Add these scene-stealing side dishes to your list of things to be grateful for.
Stop stallin' and start buyin.'
Sorry if this quiz makes your stomach growl...
Better luck next time, Santa.
A gorgeous bread box, fancy olive oil, a chic toaster, and more.
You don't have to take my word for it (although I use this blender almost every day) — it's also one of Oprah's Favorite Things this year.
Chefs Are Confessing The Dishes They Absolutely Hate Making, And I'm Sorry If Your Favorite Food Is On This List
"It's been almost three years since I worked there, and I still can't stand the sight, smell, or taste of bacon."
I'm Gonna Need You To Tell Me Whether These 50 Foods Suck Or Not So That I Can Analyze Your Personality
Your relationship to cheesecake directly correlates to who you are as a person.
Learn more about why the Always Pan should be on the top of everyone's wish list.
It's called human decency.
I Made 10 Of The Most Popular "Miracle" Thanksgiving Recipes On The Internet — Here's What I Thought Of Each
Instant Pot turkey with gravy, air fryer apple fritters, and everything in between.
First time hosts, this one's for you.
Host An Unforgettable Christmas Dinner And, For Dessert, We'll Reveal If You're On The Naughty Or Nice List
We're making a list and checking it twice!
Drive-Thru Workers Are Sharing The Weirdest Things They've Seen From The Window, And They All Deserve A Raise
"I had a minivan come in, and they had a pony in the back."
I'm sorry, but I'm not eating Jell-O salad.
Raise your hand if you know that sides are the best part of the meal.
This Viral Story About A Woman Going On A First Date With A Guy Who Made Her Pay For 100 Tacos Is Making People Weep With Laughter, Then Say, "See, This Is Why I Don't Date"
Oh, and his dad also joined in on the date. 🙃
Non-Americans Are Revealing The Ways They Can “Spot An American Tourist From A Mile Away” — And I’m Both Laughing And Crying
I also feel personally attacked at the accuracy of these.
If you ever wanted to know what kind of pancake you are, here it is.
If at first you don't succeed...pay someone else to do it.
Gordon Ramsay would NOT be happy with these!
I Gathered 20 Of The Most Popular Dishes From A Certain State, But I Won't Tell You Where They're From Until The End Of The Quiz
You already know Buc Ee's Beaver Nuggets are on here.
I couldn't possibly choose between apple pie and sticky toffee pudding.
Come Up With The Menu For A Gourmet Dinner Party And We'll Guess Your Age With Prettyyyyyy Good Accuracy
If you like jello, you HAVE to be at least 40.
You're gonna want to bookmark this.
This is "AUTHENTIC"???!!!
We must defeat the pan pile, people.
Mint chocolate chip is either the ice cream of the gods or frozen toothpaste, depending on who you ask.
Easy suggestions for an easy Thanksgiving that's loved by all.
I'll have a Montreal-style bagel with peameal bacon and a side of poutine, please.
Everyone Has A MCU Character That Matches Their Vibe — Plan Out Your Thanksgiving Day To Reveal Yours
Earth's mightiest heroes take on Earth's mightiest holiday!
Build The Ultimate Thanksgiving Plate And We'll Reveal Which Disney Character Matches Your Turkey Day Vibe
Don't be shy when piling on your plate!
All hail Sharpay and Gretchen.