I'm a New York-based writer obsessed with horror, metallic accessories, nachos, and shows.
Might as well make it feel like yours with enviable accessories like a Chewbacca seatbelt cover, an exhibitionist squirrel air freshener, metallic floor mats, and (car) loads full of other useful stuff.
Sorry I RSVP'd no to your video happy hour. I'm just not feeling that ~vibe~ tonight.
You deserve to walk around in velvet leggings, cushy faux fur-lined cardis, and toasty hats that'll give you that blanket comfort while you're not on the couch.
Luxuriate on the couch while foaming tablets scrape up the gunk in your garbage disposal. Those cleaning tabs also exist for your dishwasher too....
Your innards will agree that the Squatty Potty, bidet, and toilet nightlight will pay for themselves over and over again.
Cutting corners without actually feeling those cuts.
Stay comfy and toasty, even when those fall gusts hit that make you feel like you're in a wind tunnel.
Babies are gonna wish they slept like you with your fancy-schmancy cooling pillow and "marshmallow-soft" sleep mask.
Even the ones in your garage that you just shove everything into then close the door before gravity takes its toll.
A mere door draft stopper will make a difference you don't feel. But that's the point.
A mere door draft stopper will make a difference you don't feel. But that's the point.
Cutting corners without actually feeling those cuts.
Products that'll help you deal with drafts, minimal storage, worn-out wordwork, and so many other issues.
Cue to you saying "Why didn't I think of that?" about 5x a day
Sometimes some refreshed-looking kitchen cabinets can make all the difference.
You deserve to walk around in velvet leggings, cushy faux fur-lined cardis, and toasty hats that'll give you that blanket comfort while you're not on the couch.
Babies are gonna wish they slept like you with your fancy-schmancy cooling pillow and "marshmallow-soft" sleep mask.
::puts a stack of sweaters into a vacuum-seal bag, sucks out the air, shoves said bag into a suitcase, slides the suitcase under the bed::
Stay comfy and toasty, even when those fall gusts hit that make you feel like you're in a wind tunnel.
Even the ones in your garage that you just shove everything into then close the door before gravity takes its toll.