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"She told us marriage was awesome!"

My bank account has evacuated the building.

Hit them up in the afterlife, you're welcome.

How many tiers are ya thinking?

Not all at once!

Okay, but when will he officiate my wedding to...himself?

"Constance is a very expensive-o bride."

Your taste in music will reveal the best vacation for you.

To have and to hold, to expect more, and to pay less.

"I have cute feet."

If he's not that rich then there is always the fourth husband.

If it's possible.

Every season is wedding season!!!

Not today, thank you!

I’ve taken every milestone in my life so far as an opportunity to resent my body, so why stop now?


"Is that even legal?" —An actual adult person, asking if a man can take his wife's last name

The constant search for couple friends is too real.

Step aside, avocado toast, you've got some competition.

Somebody tell me who is banning "Hot in Herre" from their reception, because I need to have a word with them.

No matter what your size or style, there's something for everyone.

Will you accept this rose?

"A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America."

You can't be both.

"My maid-of-honor invited her creepy ass dad, and he brought a penis ring toss game."

It's time to be judgemental.

What do you actually want?

You tied the knot. Now what?

It looks like Jon Snow and Ygritte got their happy ending after all.

How old are people when they get married on average, for example.

"I do, but not for that price, honey."

There's a lot of ways to pop the question!

A more important decision than choosing who you marry.

Hayden Cudworth provides an at home try-on experience.

Danish actress Emma Leth really made a statement on her wedding day.

If this isn't wedding magic, I don't know what is.

Live from New York, it's a really cute engagement shoot.

Congratulations, Matthew Lewis, we're all devasta— I mean, happy for you.

You know you're curious.

Flawless from head to toe.

"4 years down and forever to go."

Kids at a wedding? Yes or no?

It's not that hard, I promise.

"If anybody knows of any reason why these two should not be married..."

Prince Carl Philip is here to Sweden your day.

Maybe I love watching the Bridezillas because I aspire to their level of demanding hysteria — I just can’t muster up the energy.

Yes, this quiz means that you or one of your friends is GUARANTEED to be in a royal wedding.

Pretty sure I saw the King of Wakanda in the audience.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

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