"Wait Ohio is real??? I thought they made it up for Glee."
Sorry to break it to ya, but not all women want to have kids!
Are you more of a '70s child or a '90s babe?
"Y'all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider? Well they're back and it worked."
"I said brrr, it's cold in here! There must be some Clovers in the atmosphere."
Don't EVEN get me started on Daniel Cleaver from Bridget Jones's Diary.
♫ I don't think you're ready for this jelly ♫
Remember when April Rhodes gave an underage Kurt wine? In the middle of the SCHOOL DAY?
"A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a busta."
"Must you always be so cheerful, you empty-headed Mary Poppins knock-off?"
Do you think Peter Kavinsky is overrated? How about Noah Calhoun?
♫ Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight ♫
♫ Because one day I'll leave you, a phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade ♫
"Have you ever fallen in love with somebody you haven't even talked to?" —While You Were Sleeping