Senior Staff Writer at BuzzFeed. kayla.yandoli@buzzfeed.com
"I'm 90% sure there are two teachers at my school who are interested in me. I’ve always believed the phrase 'don't sh*t where you eat.' Right now nothing is more important to me than my job and my reputation — dating a fellow teacher could ruin all of that, so I keep them at a distance."
"I thought a threesome would spice things up. But instead of a wild night to remember, it turned into a plot twist I didn't see coming. My wife ended up leaving me for the other woman."
Red flag: "I like to feel wanted. So, if I'm planning all the dates, initiating all the texts, and initiating sex every time, then it won't work out. I’m gonna feel like you're not into me, and I'd rather not waste my time or yours."
"A guy and a girl (both in 9th grade) decided to throw down and have sex in a classroom in front of the whole class. The teacher wasn't in the room — it was chaos."
"I didn't speak to my dad for two decades. I didn't go to his funeral, mostly because I didn't think opening a eulogy with, 'Today we celebrate the death of a monster' would go over well. But it was so tempting..."
"My boyfriend is 17 years older than me — I'm 33, and he's 50. We often have a good laugh when he references something that happened in the '90s (when he was in his 20s), and I'm like: 'Yeah, I think I was in preschool.'"
"Nothing makes me drip more than having my vagina slapped."
"Buying and or collecting things, just because. Just things to have and take up space in garages, spare rooms, and closets."
"What I don't like is the spin that [Joe Jonas] is taking care of the kids. I'm sorry — is this an immaculate conception?" —Women of The View about Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas' divorce.
"He was so ill-prepared for life. He had no concept of money (even though he worked to pay for cigarettes and alcohol). Mommy and daddy paid for everything — she was even convinced I was trying to get pregnant to get access to his trust fund."
"Nothing makes me drip more than having my vagina slapped."
"Buying and or collecting things, just because. Just things to have and take up space in garages, spare rooms, and closets."
Yes, even the Beatles are responsible for some pretty problematic songs.
"He was so ill-prepared for life. He had no concept of money (even though he worked to pay for cigarettes and alcohol). Mommy and daddy paid for everything — she was even convinced I was trying to get pregnant to get access to his trust fund."
"My boyfriend is 17 years older than me — I'm 33, and he's 50. We often have a good laugh when he references something that happened in the '90s (when he was in his 20s), and I'm like: 'Yeah, I think I was in preschool.'"
"A guy and a girl (both in 9th grade) decided to throw down and have sex in a classroom in front of the whole class. The teacher wasn't in the room — it was chaos."
A man 100% thought a woman needed to orgasm in order to conceive a child...I...
"If I woke up before him, I had to cuddle with him before getting out of bed (otherwise he'd get upset). Then I had to be VERY quiet walking around if he was still asleep (he'd also get upset at that). Leaving him was the best decision I ever made — I just wish I didn't waste 12 years with such a loser."
"Beyoncé is stunning, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't use any trick in the book to look better — any woman would!" —Piers Morgan
It's time to put your '80s knowledge to the test.