"Come hungry, leave happy," —IHOP, and you after shopping this post on an empty stomach.
I'd hate to tell you this, but you're officially an adult and it's time to start pretending to be one.
We are all cat ladies on the inside and it's better if we all accept this now.
Interior decorator looks on a Walmart budget.
Small things that might just make a big difference in your home.
*buys every single thing in this post*
"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date" —The White Rabbit and you (probably)
Nexcare Acne Patches Suck All The Goo Out Of Your Zits And It's The Most Satisfying Thing I've Ever Seen
Warning: pictures of pimple pus ahead.
No effort required *and* fast results? Guess I'll keep hitting snooze.
Who? Me? I could never forget your birthday.
How did I not know there were special trays to freeze soup?
*sits down by candlelight to write out a full correspondence to Howard Products about their exceptional wood conditioner*
Mascara that doesn't smudge *and* lasts all day? You love to see it.
As Queen Bey once sang, 🎶Let me upgrade you🎶
Your closet deserves this, ok?
Nothing's over $15 — so you're welcome.
Splurges — most under $100 — worth the money.
Because we deserve to have our pumpkin pie and eat it, too.
Tfw you realize your longest relationship is with a tongue scraper.
Sure, I could put my foot down and tell myself I can only get *one* pair but we all know that's not gonna work.
Brace yourselves for volcano science kits, butt masks, toothbrush holders, and wine aerators that are worth every single dollar.
Products whose sole purpose is to help you out.
From squishy toys to miraculous cleaning products to a cool champagne stopper, how you spend that Hamilton is up to you.