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200 Hysterical Parenting Tweets That Will Keep You Laughing Into 2020

You heard that right — we said two hundred!!!
Mike Spohr • 11 hours ago

How Well Do You Know The “Bob’s Burgers” Characters Based Off Their Eyes?

The eyes are the window to the soul.
Pedro Fequiere

49 Things That'll Make All Early-'90s Kids Say, "OMG, I Remember This!"

For anyone who still has the Chicken Tonight jingle stuck in their head!
Brian Galindo

19 Cringingly Awkward Moments People Have Actually Suffered Through

The second-hand embarrassment is strong with this one.
Mike Spohr • 5 minutes ago

John Legend's Son Is Now The Same Age As That Viral "John Legend Baby"

Help us, people: which one looks more like John?
Mike Spohr

Which Shark From “Baby Shark” Song Are You?

Doo, doo, doo this quiz!
Sarah Aspler • 11 hours ago

26 CDs That Will Trigger Millennials But Do Nothing For Gen Zers

*Dramatically prances around the room when the "Pure Moods" commercial comes on*
Matt Stopera

19 Old People Who Are Too Pure For The Internet

Grandparents are so pure, especially when using technology.
Farrah Penn

A Mom Used A Vibrator To Clear Her Baby's Chest Congestion And It Inspired A Lot Of Jokes

"Funny, mine usually takes my breath away when I use it."
Mike Spohr

Shop At Bunnings And We'll Reveal Your Aussie Nickname

Sausage sizzle not included, sorry.
Jenna Guillaume • 5 hours ago

19 Parents Who Deserve A Damn Nobel Prize In Patience

Kids are so very cute and so very dumb.
Stephen LaConte • 5 minutes ago

Are You More Kylie Jenner Or The World Record Egg?

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Kylie and the egg.
Andrea Hickey

16 Funny People Who Really Get What The Baby Shark Song Is Doing To Us All

I'd say this post is just for parents, but at this point we've all been affected.
Mike Spohr

Gabrielle Union's Two-Month Old Daughter Is The Most Hilarious, Shady Person On Instagram

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade's two-month-old baby, Kaavia James, goes by #ShadyBaby on Instagram and we agree with everything she says.
Essence Gant

45 Things Teens Did In 1999 That Will Seem So, So Antiquated To Today's Teens

It was time when DVDs were a technological marvel.
Brian Galindo • 5 minutes ago

I'm My Parents' Last Chance For Grandkids. Do I Owe Them?

As the youngest of three queer siblings, I'm my parents' last chance for grandkids. But I worry that by not having children, I'm robbing them of potential happiness.
T. Wise

People Are Sharing The Moments They Realized They Were Turning Into Their Parents And LOL

"I went from having milk and sugar in my coffee to straight black with an espresso shot."
Allie Hayes

17 Things Non-Parents Say That Make Parents Roll Their Eyes So Hard

Being a parent is so easy until you become one.
Mike Spohr • 5 minutes ago

22 Of The Gayest Pictures Of LGBT People As Kids

These pictures are the best. THE BEST.
Matt Stopera

75 Tweets Jimmy Fallon Read On "The Tonight Show" That Will Make You Pee A Little

There's a reason his hashtags always trend worldwide.
Mike Spohr

12 Ways To Calm Down When You're Pissed Off And Don't Want To Be

For when you know you're way too angry, but can't seem to turn it off.
Stephanie Hallett

Chris Pratt Just Confirmed He Is Going To Marry Katherine Schwarzenegger

This is happening.
Krista Torres

29 Things All '90s Kid Had In Their Parents' House Growing Up

Or again, at least, knew someone who had them in their home.
Brian Galindo

This Giant Poll Will Determine The Best Supermarket In America

There can only be one.
Crystal Ro

8 Whatsapps Every New Mum Has Sent

WhatsApp is your lifeline in the early days.
Becky Barnicoat

23 Truths People Who Don't Have Kids Definitely Need To Know

"Please don't stay longer than two hours. Unless you're here to clean."
Asia McLain

27 Tweets And Memes That'll Make Every Millennial Say, "I Almost Choked On My Avocado Toast Laughing At These"

We're not too burned out to laugh at ourselves!
Brian Galindo

Only Teens Who Went To High School In 2009 Will Say, "OMG I Remember Doing That!"

Oh, what a time.
Farrah Penn

17 Ridiculous Gender Reveals That Will Make You Want To Scream

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO JUST CALM DOWN!!!
Mike Spohr

27 Gullible People Who’ll Make You Shake Your Head And Say, “You Poor Thing”

New levels of naive.
Christopher Hudspeth

22 Forgotten Things Target, Walmart, And Kmart Had Back In The Day That You’ll Immediately Remember On Sight

An Icee and popcorn was motivation to go to Target!
Christopher Hudspeth

18 (Now Silly) Things That Would Piss Off Any Early-'00s Teen

Nothing worse than that moment when you found out that you had actually downloaded the Kidz Bop version of "Dilemma" from LimeWire.
Brian Galindo

7 Slightly Horrible Things New Mums Heroically Do

Medals for anyone who performs these vital tasks.
Becky Barnicoat

Millions Are Sick And Thousands Hospitalized Due To The Flu, According To The CDC

It’s not too late to get a flu shot if you haven’t already been vaccinated.
Caroline Kee

This Is Why Getting Stabbed With A Pencil Leaves A Mark For Years

You can call it a graphite tattoo, and just like a tattoo, there are ways you can remove or get rid of a pencil stab mark.
Lauren Strapagiel

Please, For The Love Of Everything Good, Someone Help Jessica Simpson De-Swell Her Ankles

Sending out an S.O.S. for Jess's poor ankles!
Krista Torres

15 Products That Every Traveling Parent Needs

Tested and approved by my baby and me.
Conz Preti

19 Hilarious Tweets You Need To Send To Your Single Friends

"Being single-single means you wake up, go to work, come home, repeat."
Pedro Fequiere

18 Things People Thought Were Fancy As Kids That Definitely, Definitely Aren't

Two words: Grey. Poupon.
Allie Hayes

People In Washington, DC Have The Lowest Fertility Rate In The US

A new analysis shows that Washington, DC, had the lowest total fertility rate in the US in 2017, and South Dakota had the highest.
Theresa Tamkins

19 Essentials For A Diaper Bag That'll Make New Parents Go, "Good Idea!"

Packing a diaper bag ain't for the weak of heart.
Mike Spohr

27 Lies People Between The Ages Of 25 And 34 Told Themselves In Their Teen Years

Fact: Inputting new HTML code onto your Myspace page was never fun.
Brian Galindo

27 Forgotten Australian Book Covers From Your Childhood You’ll Remember On Sight

*Intense Scholastic catalogue flashbacks*
Jenna Guillaume

19 Tweets About BuzzFeed Quizzes That Made Us Chuckle And Flip Y'all Off

"I took a BuzzFeed quiz that told me I’m Spider-Man and now I have a spider bite on my arm. I do not believe in coincidences."
Pedro Fequiere

14 Kids Who Will Make You Go, "Damn, You're A Little Genius, Aren't Cha?"

These kids are definitely going places.
Asia McLain

40 Self-Care Ideas For People Who Aren't Really Into Sheet Masks And Baths

If you’re not drawn to massages and manicures, here are some alternative ideas that might work for you.
Rachel Wilkerson Miller
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