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They never said we had to be good at everything.

Asia McLain • 1 hour ago

Why drunk-text an ex when you can text your mom instead?

Pablo Valdivia • 2 minutes ago

Sometimes the internet is the worst.

Krista Torres • 7 hours ago

"Me: I'm just having a blonde moment. My mom: Your whole life has been a blonde moment."

Asia McLain • 2 minutes ago

*Shower* your baby-having pals in gifts you can be sure they'll love.

Just here bringin' the facts.

Krista Torres • 9 hours ago

Are we there yet?

"Going up the stairs on all fours."

It happened in a Home Depot restroom in Kansas.

This is 2019. You do NOT just bring in a plain shoe box.

"If it is good for your heart it should be good for the car."


"Daddy, when we get home do I have to go to bed straightaway?"

"Just dropped my Roku remote. I was so lazy I just downloaded the phone app instead of picking it up."

Do you hear those wedding bells?!


"My friend was named after the doctor that performed his mom’s boob job."

Made for multiple people to poop at once.

“We played crying baby videos from YouTube for our dog so he’d get used to the sound."

Thank u, next.

"If you are wondering how pregnant I am, I'm 7 different kinds of ice cream in the freezer pregnant."

"Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's how adult life feels."

NSFW, but a freakishly entertaining ride.

Karolina Jasko was diagnosed with melanoma when she was a senior in high school.

The best famous couple, TBH.

Because Pink will always be a winner in her kids' eyes.

"When Cardi B said Invasion of Privacy, Offset took it literally."

"Show me one or two photos of the kids. Not the whole album."

"My niece asked me why I always wear the same tattoos."

If you plan on visiting Disney World or Disneyland, you need to read this.

This will give you major nostalgia feels!

PB&J or pizza and ranch?!

It's probably the most viral baby hack of all time.

The beauty of birth in all of its glory. (Warning: graphic images.)

Are you the one your kids run to or from when they're bad?

Pizza. Pizza.

Our daughter cried because she didn't get to go to her parents' wedding — seven years before she was born."

"I was sent to the principal's office for saying I could see the moon during the day."

"There cookies in internet? How me get to them!? Me hope they not get deleted..."

We ❤️it.

LBH, paying for your own Netflix account is now an official adulthood rite of passage.

"My parents gave my sister naming rights. She named me after her Cabbage Patch Kids doll."

"I’m in love. And speechless. And eternally grateful to an incredible surrogate."

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Were you born between 1946 and 1964? Answer these questions to prove that you are an authentic baby boomer.

"I'm in total awe of this. At this point in my pregnancy my husband had to help me groom in the shower."

"I'm very uncomfortable with how sculpted his butt is."

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