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You heard that right — we said two hundred!!!

Mike Spohr • 11 hours ago

The eyes are the window to the soul.

For anyone who still has the Chicken Tonight jingle stuck in their head!

The second-hand embarrassment is strong with this one.

Mike Spohr • 5 minutes ago

Help us, people: which one looks more like John?

Doo, doo, doo this quiz!

Sarah Aspler • 11 hours ago

*Dramatically prances around the room when the "Pure Moods" commercial comes on*

Grandparents are so pure, especially when using technology.

"Funny, mine usually takes my breath away when I use it."

Sausage sizzle not included, sorry.

Jenna Guillaume • 5 hours ago

Kids are so very cute and so very dumb.

Stephen LaConte • 5 minutes ago

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Kylie and the egg.

I'd say this post is just for parents, but at this point we've all been affected.

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade's two-month-old baby, Kaavia James, goes by #ShadyBaby on Instagram and we agree with everything she says.

It was time when DVDs were a technological marvel.

Brian Galindo • 5 minutes ago

As the youngest of three queer siblings, I'm my parents' last chance for grandkids. But I worry that by not having children, I'm robbing them of potential happiness.

"I went from having milk and sugar in my coffee to straight black with an espresso shot."

Being a parent is so easy until you become one.

Mike Spohr • 5 minutes ago

These pictures are the best. THE BEST.

There's a reason his hashtags always trend worldwide.

For when you know you're way too angry, but can't seem to turn it off.

This is happening.

Or again, at least, knew someone who had them in their home.

There can only be one.

WhatsApp is your lifeline in the early days.

"Please don't stay longer than two hours. Unless you're here to clean."

We're not too burned out to laugh at ourselves!

Oh, what a time.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO JUST CALM DOWN!!!

New levels of naive.

An Icee and popcorn was motivation to go to Target!

Nothing worse than that moment when you found out that you had actually downloaded the Kidz Bop version of "Dilemma" from LimeWire.

Medals for anyone who performs these vital tasks.

It’s not too late to get a flu shot if you haven’t already been vaccinated.

You can call it a graphite tattoo, and just like a tattoo, there are ways you can remove or get rid of a pencil stab mark.

Sending out an S.O.S. for Jess's poor ankles!

Tested and approved by my baby and me.

"Being single-single means you wake up, go to work, come home, repeat."

Two words: Grey. Poupon.

A new analysis shows that Washington, DC, had the lowest total fertility rate in the US in 2017, and South Dakota had the highest.

Packing a diaper bag ain't for the weak of heart.

Fact: Inputting new HTML code onto your Myspace page was never fun.

*Intense Scholastic catalogue flashbacks*

"I took a BuzzFeed quiz that told me I’m Spider-Man and now I have a spider bite on my arm. I do not believe in coincidences."

These kids are definitely going places.

If you’re not drawn to massages and manicures, here are some alternative ideas that might work for you.

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