"A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe."
The royal couple’s decision to keep their pregnancy private is part of their broader strategy to control their own public narrative — media be damned.
"When we ate fast food, everyone HAD to give their bottom buns to Dad..."
Nothing is gonna rain on their parade!
"I'm sitting in your chair and accidentally passed gas on purpose."
Gen Z could never endure what we had to go through!
"I can tell how in love a couple is by whether they're paying attention to each other during the shoot or me."
Guaranteed to shave off a few I.Q. points.
"Pea" and "pee" sound the same for a reason.
"It's a 'flipping the kids off behind their backs' sort of day."
There is a digital shadow-realm of intriguingly bland blogs about motherhood, written by women who aspire to make big money from home. But are their hopes in vain?
"It felt like I swallowed a cheese grater, then shat it out whole."
"It tastes exactly like it smells, except surprisingly sweet, too."
Parents Are Sharing The Hilarious Reasons They've Had To Pick Their Kids Up From School And You Will Seriously Laugh 'Til You Cry
"A parent at our school had to come get their kid who was caught selling imaginary friends to the younger students for $1 a piece."
Would you like fries with that?
If you haven't seen them yet, you're in for a treat.
Nothing compares to the handiwork of a mom.
This Mom's Reaction To Discovering Her Kids Had Shaved Their Heads Has Everyone On The Internet Applauding
She told BuzzFeed News her kids think their new bald heads make them look "cool."
Yes, they're revamping the famous Jurassic Park ride!
"I love my daughter with all my heart, but I don't want to date her."
Basically it was type, type, type...IMMEDIATELY print.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey!"
Their husbands never stood a chance.
You're not wasting time on Instagram — you're doing parenting research!
This Illustrator Transformed Stephen King's Monsters Into The Cutest And Cuddliest Things You've Ever Seen
Is it weird to want to give Pennywise a great big hug?
"TAKE ME BACK NOW!"—you after reading this
"When someone texts me, 'I have to tell you something face-to-face.' Please just text it so I can melt down in private."
"Husband: 'Why are you so tired?' Me: 'Because I'm assembling a person and there are a lot of little pieces!'"
Some mom somewhere: "You've got to meet baby Khaleesi!"
Here Are Some Cute Pictures Of Kids Awkwardly Falling Asleep On Their Dads And It's Food For The Soul
"This thread watered my crops, cleared my skin and restarted my heart."
If you don't like your name, you will after reading this!
Wipe that gummy little smile off your face, baby!
Perfect hospital pastime.
You definitely wanted them as a birthday present.
"I tell them that these are words to live by."
The Kardashians have rebranded the meddling “stage mom” — but a new word can’t erase the very real conflicts of interest when managing your child’s career.
They give "for better or for worse" a whole new meaning.
Gabrielle Union And Dwyane Wade Were Full-On Stans While Their Young Son Marched In Miami Beach Pride, So, Yes, These Happy Tears Are REAL
"We support each other with Pride."