Calling all parents who need a laugh break, hacks and advice you'll actually use, and the viral stories you'll hear about at the school drop-off. Consider us your go-to playdate friends!
"Baking my little baby Storm was such a special time in my life..."
Sorry, Gen Z, this post is for Gen X'ers and "old millennials" only!!!
"I can’t believe I pushed a whole ass baby outta me. Like I DID THAT."
Pacifiers can help decrease the risk of SIDS.
"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."
"My brother got bitten in the balls by a crab and it latched onto him."
Moral of the story: The scare actors are not paid enough.
Kanye West Has Banned North From Wearing Makeup And Crop Tops Because He "Feels Differently" Now He's A Christian
While Kim admitted that Kanye has banned their 6-year-old daughter from wearing makeup until she's a teenager, her husband further revealed that he doesn't think North should wear crop tops either because he "feels differently" now that he's a Christian.
No tricks, only treats (and correct rankings).
Parents Are Sharing How They Decide Whether They Like Their Kid's Significant Other And I Hope Y'all Are Taking Notes
Read this before bringing bae home.
"My toddler won't wear a shoe with a tiny grain of sand in it, but he can walk around all day with a turd in his pants."
I guess School of Rock isn't as much of an innocent story as we thought.
Don't worry, I met the driver beforehand!
May I take your coat, sir?
No one can zing you quite like your mom and dad.
These parents really went for it when naming their kids.
Shay Mitchell's Dramatic Birth Video Revealed She Was In Labour For 33 Hours And Didn't Sleep For Two Days
After being in labour for 33 hours, Shay said: "[It was the] best experience of my life. Nothing can prepare you for the feeling you get when you hold your child for the first time."
If you ever need someone to keep a secret, Troian is your girl.
"[arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon."
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
"When you are living with gratitude each moment, the dates become irrelevant."
Viola Davis Took Her Daughter To See Billie Eilish And Her Daughter's Reaction Was Too Pure For Words
I'm not crying, you're crying!
"I'm actually doomed."
Would you rather only be able to discipline your kids using your Barry Gibb voice or your Mick Jagger voice?
All parents need a vacation, but these really do.
"My teacher thinks the word 'test' is too harsh, so she calls it a 'celebration of knowledge.'"
*immediately invests in R.E.M. sleep fart tracking technology*
Because, let's be real, apps are the best part.
"I'm on your Netflix — pay it already, please."
Is the Claw really the law?
"My dad's favorite punishment was donating our allowance money to charity."
"I’m eating lunchroom chili dogs today. All thoughts and prayers are appreciated."
Ryan Reynolds Just Confirmed That Blake Lively Gave Birth By Posting A Hilarious Picture With His Newborn Daughter
As well as trolling us all with the picture, Ryan also used the platform to encourage people to vote in the upcoming Canadian elections.
Varicose veins in your vulva is common after pregnancy.
"We couldn't be more excited to welcome our beautiful son into our family."
"When my 10-year-old asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says, 'Yay!' because she knows she's already won."
I promise you'll find your Halloween costume here.
Gabb is the only smartphone with no browser, no apps, no email. Is this heaven, or is it made for 11-year-olds?
Do your opinions match everyone else's?
The age-old question — well, since at least the early '00s!