Being in love is fun, but at what cost?
"Women are f***ing warriors and capable of anything."
Your passport might say 23, but how old are you really?
They got so many "likes" they're actually kind of popular.
Make the most of your remaining days.
"I peed on the floor." -Mom
It's like they cloned themselves.
You can call me "Captain Krista" now.
These are the moments that make it all worth while.
"I stuck rocks up my nose when I was 3...my dad mentioned it at my wedding reception."
Honestly, that was such a PURE moment.
During my five-year struggle to have a baby, these were the stories that made me feel not only less alone, but proud of my story — with all of its complexity, trauma, and triumph.
"I have a tank full of hugs waiting in the kitchen!"
Moms Are Sharing What They REALLY Want For Mother's Day, And They Are Hilarious, Heartbreaking, And Real
"I want to go to Target alone, get Starbucks, and live my best basic bitch life for two hours."
Keeping it real is her love language.
We don't deserve them!!!!!!!!!
During those first months with my newborn, I was overwhelmed by sadness. The doctor said it was just baby blues. (An excerpt from Teresa Wong's Dear Scarlet.)
"This is how 99% of women look after birth, and she is helping normalize it."
"Put peanuts IN your Coca-Cola!"
"I was sad and frustrated and feeling like a failure all of the time. When really I’m a bad ass rock star."
Looking this good doesn't come cheap.
Trust us, you'll want to have duplicates (or triplicates!?) of these baby essentials!
"Toddlers are just teenagers with less life experience."
Reporter to Harry: "You can't stop smiling!"
"Your kid will have to go to the bathroom the minute the food reaches your table."
"I chose to have my mom walk me down the aisle instead of my dad."
"Mission Impossible 7 — Parent Sex"
Three words for you: Return to Oz.
"My daughter just asked me if the word 'encyclopedia' comes from the word 'Wikipedia.'"
"My kid can tell me about a 24-minute episode of Paw Patrol in 76 minutes."
It's in the stars!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh yeah, does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time?"
For every mom, there's a perfect gift.
The sextuplets are about to turn 15!
"When I got really excited about buying a new vacuum."