Calling all parents who need a laugh break, hacks and advice you'll actually use, and the viral stories you'll hear about at the school drop-off. Consider us your go-to playdate friends!
"Can’t wait to go home and eat a Kid's Cuisine and watch The Luck of the Irish like it’s 2008 again."
"He who angers you controls you."
I'm... fading... away...
"It's very important that you don't tell anyone at school."
"I'm ready, I'm ready!" — Me, an adult woman, on my way to see this movie.
It's the hap-happiest season of all...at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Too cute and hilarious to not retweet!
"They’re usually racist, homophobic, and transphobic, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children."
Some details matter, others are just a distraction. Find the cheaters.
A Hospital Surprised Mr. Rogers' Wife With Babies Dressed In Cardigans And My Cold Little Heart Is Full
It was most certainly a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
"I stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it...and used it to buy a coffin."
Teens aren't skipping the awkward phase, they just go through it in private!
Adele wins birthdays forever.
The color-coded baskets can help introverts shop in solitude.
They make no apologies for their sneakiness.
Please don't tell me you forgot about Chewbacca mom.
This is some expert-level momming right here.
“Excuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
Like when Scarlett Johansson got drunk with someone's grandma.
Who wants a slice?
Alicia Keys Said She Feels Frustrated By Labels After Her Son Told Her He Didn't Want To Wear His Rainbow Manicure
"There is masculine and there is feminine energies inside of us all, period."
*clicks for a boost of serotonin*
"Alexa, finish my homework for me."
Who has you worrying about the welfare of some fictitious kids?
This Mom And Fitness Influencer Posted A Photo Of Herself In A Bikini And People Immediately Mom-Shamed
"I would've given anything to have a body-positive mama and I make sure that my kids see and feel this positivity every day — not just with looks but with it all."
These make me feel a little better about myself, tbh.
Y'all really trying to top what you did to Bing-Bong, huh?
Chrissy Teigen's Response To Twitter Asking How People's Parents Found Out They Lost Their Virginity Is Obviously Hilarious
Sometimes, the perfect response is just one word.
Could be worse.
"Measure twice, cut once."
The next decade has a lot to live up to!
Nothing like the warm smell of a VCR.
Husbands have allll the life hacks.
The kids are gonna be alright.
"Dear little girls, don't smoke cigarettes or weed trying to look cool..."
Like the time she caught anal worms.
"My girl has my location shared and I promised her I was gonna go to the gym more so now I just sit here and watch Netflix.”
No, they didn't wear scrunchies in public!
"Entire cities have been built in the same amount of time it takes our 3-year-old to put on her shoes."
The holidays are officially here.
After A Male Principal Said Students Would "Abuse The Privilege" Of Having Free Tampons, A Group Of Seventh-Graders Protested In The Best Way
"I wonder what the principal's view on the privilege of free toilet paper is?"
UGH, these babies are so cute.
Wow, I needed this.
"My mom is now on a national no-fly list."
"It shows how similar we all are and how much we all dislike excess baggage fees."
"The way the sun can warm you up on a chilly day."
Families just do it better.