Spoiler alert: Lots of blowjobs.
26 words that describe Hillary Clinton.
Chick-fil-A lemonade makes everything taste better… And by everything I mean vodka.
No, seriously… at least until the server goes down again.
And it’s pretty funny…ngl.
This restored my faith in humanity and my wanting to #ComeToBrazil.
My dream in life is for Marta Karolyi to give me a dirty look.
There’s a new all-star tribute and it’s amazing.
Heaven is real and it’s inside the locker room after a soccer game.
There are only 14…so look. PLEASE.
*Listens to “Liquid Dreams” on repeat*
*Draws a penis on everything*