Five-day forecast: Sizzling temperatures.
A list of accomplishments.
Island porn is the best porn. Now someone please give me $10 million.
Flying is the worst but the views from a plane are unmatched. Fact!
Spread some positivity! Love & light!
It’s time to move on and get some new “jokes.”
There’s nothing hotter than a murse.
Presented by Britney Spears, duh.
Suddenly I love the local news.
Can you go to the bathroom? I don’t know, CAN YOU?! Take the plantain.
Remember when Facebook wasn’t about being bombarded with your friends or families political views?
A piece of paper or a private island. Your choice!
Proof that things get better with age.
Facebook is a wild place.