Matt Stopera
Deputy Editorial Director, Devout Member of the Church of Godney
Contact this reporter at matt.stopera@buzzfeed.com
22 Places That Make All New Yorkers Want To Die
Yeah, yeah, Times Square is bad...but have you ever been on literally any street at 2:47 on a Monday afternoon?
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• 19 hours ago
The Correlation Between Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" And The U.S. Unemployment Rate Is As Clear As It Is Shocking
I'm not kidding.
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• 2 days ago
I Guarantee, GUARANTEE, You Will Laugh At This Ariana Grande 73 Questions Vogue Parody
"Cloud."
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• 2 days ago
Celine Dion Ends Gender With Gender Neutral Baby Clothing Line And Iconic, Bizarre, And Hilarious Commercial
Queen of so much.
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• 3 days ago
21 Gay Cousin Tweets That Are Funny To Me And Probably You
The gay cousin is the most important family member and that's a fact.
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• 3 days ago
This Instagram Meltdown By Juliette Lewis Is Honestly The Most Important Thing You Will See In 2018
Because it involves Britney Spears.
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• 4 days ago
Mickey Rourke Went On A Hot Date With His Dog But Then Paparazzi Ruined It And Now People Are Really Pissed
How rude.
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• 4 days ago
28 Songs That Explain Why Millennials Are Horny Trash With Daddy Issues
Here's why you are the way you are.
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• 5 days ago
20 Things Gays In The Early 2000s Wanted But Were Too Scared/Closeted To Get
I still want all of these.
Matt Stopera
• 9 days ago
The 15 Greatest Performances Of The Most Important Pop Song Of Our Time, "...Baby One More Time"
20 years of Britney. 20 years of "...Baby One More Time" performances.
Matt Stopera
• 23 days ago
Britney Spears Ended Megyn Kelly Before Megyn Kelly Ended Herself
As always, Britney Spears was ahead of her time.
Matt Stopera
• 24 days ago
35 Times I Wanted To Shrivel Up And Die During Britney Spears' Big Announcement
I loved every moment.
Matt Stopera
• One month ago
27 Things That Were Very Much "A Thing" For People Ages 24-34
You can probably still taste that Disney VHS clamshell!
Brian Galindo
• 22 days ago
The Only Thing Better Than Kacey Musgraves Is Kacey Musgraves AND Puppies
Yee-haw and also woof.
Matt Stopera
• One month ago
23 Songs From The Early 2000s Only Gays And Woke Straights Know About
Alternate headline: Do you have taste?
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• One month ago
24 Songs You'd Be Surprised The Pop Girl Singing Them Actually Hates
Artists hating their biggest hits? A sad but true reality.
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• One month ago
19 Coming Out To Grandparents Stories That Will Make Your Day And Also Make You Cry
Read these stories all the way through!! You won't regret it.
Matt Stopera
• One month ago