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    39 Things People Would Buy If They Secretly Won The Lottery And Never Told Anyone

    It's the Elkay drinking fountain for me.

    There's a meme on X where people are sharing what they'd buy if they won the lottery and kept it a secret.

    Tweet: User @danstille jokes about subtle signs revealing their lottery win, without direct disclosure

    Here are some of my favorites...

    1.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/o1uvBRCjfL

    — paisley. ⊹ (@danstille) February 19, 2024
    Twitter: @danstille

    2.

    if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/jC05hNV5rg

    — 🅱️en (@NoCloutBen) December 28, 2023
    Twitter: @NoCloutBen

    3.

    If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone… but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/7qfopl58az

    — Javi Villarreal 🇺🇸 (@JaviVillarreal) March 20, 2024
    Twitter: @JaviVillarreal

    4.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone…but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/77kueclva9

    — Aaron Hibell (@aaronhibell) March 2, 2024
    Twitter: @aaronhibell

    5.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs. pic.twitter.com/K0IejaMPPX

    — kate 💒🪩🫧 (@l0verontour) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @l0verontour

    6.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone…but there would be signs… pic.twitter.com/4FG1hK0Q7N

    — bojacka horsegirl (@cirino_lixao) February 27, 2024
    Twitter: @cirino_lixao

    7.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/UqpIoscxfW

    — princess meep (@ohfuckingod) February 29, 2024
    Twitter: @ohfuckingod

    8.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs. pic.twitter.com/Dzk6WrPauK

    — Jackson Baby (@Alldogsaredead) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @Alldogsaredead

    9.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs… pic.twitter.com/9KVhnrThe0

    — liv (@livlaughluvvvv) March 7, 2024
    Twitter: @livlaughluvvvv

    10.

    if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone... but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/W9eJziNJkH

    — Sara Friedman (@sarafriedmannn) March 8, 2024
    Twitter: @sarafriedmannn

    11.

    If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone.
    But there would be signs pic.twitter.com/q5yvZnIYEN

    — cakejumper 🍰🦈🦊 (@Itscakejumper) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @Itscakejumper

    12.

    If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone — but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/UV8sQvU3ca

    — Sadia (@sadianowshin_) March 9, 2024
    Twitter: @sadianowshin_

    13.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/26ttfodagI

    — 📚💻 🦇 ℑ𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔞𝔦𝔩 🦇💻📚 (@TactiFail) March 10, 2024
    Twitter: @TactiFail

    14.

    If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone…..but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/oKv6IThvef

    — Whole.lotta.quotes (@lotta_quotes6) March 11, 2024
    Twitter: @lotta_quotes6

    15.

    If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would definitely be signs... pic.twitter.com/2qh9qmXcjF

    — Cuppy 🦇✨️ (@und3adcupcak3) March 11, 2024
    Twitter: @und3adcupcak3

    16.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/jajdKwycJy

    — Joke 🤌 (@Joke_N_E) March 12, 2024
    Twitter: @Joke_N_E

    17.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/P8TXSor75l

    — Stu 🌈🩸 (@toydose) March 12, 2024
    Twitter: @toydose

    18.

    if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone.
    but there would be signs… pic.twitter.com/31er9w0FjK

    — madison (@radisontomes) March 12, 2024
    Twitter: @radisontomes

    19.

    if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/LGaK8QrYKT

    — based bimbo (@Cadavxrous) March 13, 2024
    Twitter: @Cadavxrous

    20.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.. pic.twitter.com/o3XTQmreo9

    — TOPGAP (@PickATopTier) March 16, 2024
    Twitter: @PickATopTier

    21.

    If i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs... pic.twitter.com/SNIfhujZ1w

    — Diet_Letice (@DietLetice) March 16, 2024
    Twitter: @DietLetice

    22.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/eHMchMVWxS

    — 🌼catherine!🌼 (@HulgusVevo) March 17, 2024
    Twitter: @HulgusVevo

    23.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/KNTK0an2UC

    — Boatercycle🇵🇸 (@TheBoatercycle) March 18, 2024
    Twitter: @TheBoatercycle

    24.

    if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone… but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/iyjn8B4laA

    — sascha (@riotforfaye) March 20, 2024
    Twitter: @riotforfaye

    25.

    If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs pic.twitter.com/g3MO1OakVe

    — Johnny (@cookthompkins) March 22, 2024
    Twitter: @cookthompkins