42 Posts On Twitter Or X Or Whatever You Call It From April That Are Just Very, Very Funny To Me
A collection of some of my literal faves from April.
Well, we're halfway through April.
Because I love to spread *joy*, here are some of my favorite posts from X from the past few weeks that genuinely made me laugh.
1.
Just burned 1600 calories trying to avoid someone I knew at Walmart.
— 🇨🇦ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ🇫🇷🇮🇹 (@kingtorc) April 10, 2024
2.
My mom: *takes me to the doctor's office*
— Nostalgia (@NostalgiaFolder) April 12, 2024
4 year old me: pic.twitter.com/qcFn4d6I2b
3.
Y'all think libraries got sex den money? In this economy? pic.twitter.com/4ZfoJVCZb4
— Annie, MLIS, Big NPC Energy, They/Them/She 🍄 🎮 (@dharmascholar) April 12, 2024
4.
snoopy at the eclipse event is wild pic.twitter.com/oTX2q8pjYn
— cam (@idiosinkrasies) April 8, 2024
5.
There comes a time in every Millennials life when they realize it’s time to throw away the Apple box pic.twitter.com/pm8IKzZ0Bs
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) March 30, 2024
6.
This was never okay.😒 pic.twitter.com/6qD2uGxxhN
— J Girl (@juliethardt) April 10, 2024
7.
When new parents tell me their baby's dimensions what exactly am I supposed to do with this information?
— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) April 10, 2024
8.
How did Jesus walk out of the tomb?
— RobIsRandomAf_6 4L (@BackUpRandomRob) March 31, 2024
9.
the fuck was I on https://t.co/0P71jQorbk
— Amoeba (@curnbucket) March 31, 2024
10.
she was 26 beefing with 11 year olds pic.twitter.com/faIanapX04
— popculture (@notgwendalupe) April 11, 2024
11.
Welp they finally found a way to suck the joy out of coffee so it’s been fun I guess pic.twitter.com/4YuRlKk8It
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) April 11, 2024
12.
toronto art pic.twitter.com/wkSWYmrb66
— #andieeeeeeee (@agnrdarnetw) April 11, 2024
13.
what's going on here pic.twitter.com/bbxvZP1gyn
— depths of wikipedia! (@depthsofwiki) April 3, 2024
14.
When I ask for my receipt to be emailed instead of printed pic.twitter.com/LDjb8l3IXk
— Dylan Hornik (@_Hornik_) April 14, 2024
15.
am i high or do yall also hear spongebob screaming pic.twitter.com/Tc0JYZb191
— cass 💫🍉 (@cassarolezz) April 3, 2024
16.
Ummm Theyre saying U can’t have swag anymore (because of woke) pic.twitter.com/dqo38dtUk7
— gas station boner pill (@ellawebs) April 4, 2024
17.
this is the fastest merch turnaround I've ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/Y06Pl36g58
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) April 5, 2024
18.
going out of town to see the total eclipse pic.twitter.com/dc1Cp9RNnK
— *“Volk” intensifies* (@TinctureDrone) April 7, 2024
19.
Canada geese can be found statewide.
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) April 10, 2024
In fact, there's probably one watching you right now. pic.twitter.com/Ejloz8NOke
20.
I love Florida 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/SXWjiuS29N
— Matt Devitt (@MattDevittWX) April 5, 2024
21.
well well well. look who came crawling back. pic.twitter.com/AiGrIKLsrr
— Storm Team 4 NY (@StormTeam4NY) April 9, 2024
22.
Mr krabs toilet paper is a rope?
— Perfectly Paused SpongeBob Frames (@PausedSponge) April 11, 2024
That means he gets rope burn when he wipes pic.twitter.com/1py1BzNYKP
23.
I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism. pic.twitter.com/o5BiWsdtSy
— Doug Aoki (@Nantanreikan) April 11, 2024
24.
Lmao pic.twitter.com/s4OBuLcH8U
— Mr. Video Games (@EpicMasterChief) April 11, 2024
25.
sorry i can’t be her pic.twitter.com/aZYd8rT3rh
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) April 10, 2024
26.
One of my in-laws got angry at me last weekend bc I said “Twitter” and corrected me at the table and said “you mean X?” I said “Yeah Twitter, same thing” and he goes “well it’s called X now. Call it X.” https://t.co/ExcuPvxU72
— Samantha (@thesammiisofar) April 9, 2024
27.
'Not flat, we checked' -- NASA pic.twitter.com/sh4pEJ6XFC
— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) April 11, 2024
28.
Baby boomers: I would die for my country.
— Scrümbled Eggs 🇵🇸 (@scrumble_eggs) April 12, 2024
Millennials: I would die for my cat.
Gen Z: I would die.
29.
Beautiful cabin crew pic.twitter.com/Uh1GjVBDwR
— Justin Timberlake Micropenis (@culture_genious) April 13, 2024
30.
These and Limewire had me working 40 hour weeks afterschool! https://t.co/RcOqbhZrFw
— 🏜️SHERIFF✮HUNNY✮BUCKIIN🏜️ (@IngusTheGreat) April 13, 2024
31.
Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE pic.twitter.com/J6ODOoaNKo
— Kinsey @ 🗾 (@JudgementKinsey) April 14, 2024
32.
You can kiss a hundred pic.twitter.com/ml71tTXSP9
— 🌹✪15DozenRoses✪🌹 (@MoviesStan_) April 14, 2024
33.
why the hell would you package cheese like this pic.twitter.com/9j3z7hQV8o
— alex 🇺🇸 (@alexthegrreat) April 15, 2024
34.
I am by no means a domestic goddess but managing to wash a Babybel cheese is a new low even for me pic.twitter.com/WtGQuOKnkP
— Em 🐭 (@IrradiatedMouse) April 15, 2024
35.
the ymca has gone woke pic.twitter.com/iwcDfqPOH1
— Dirk Fuckner 🚯 (@timerube) April 2, 2024
36.
Me too. pic.twitter.com/47qaMuo0va
— Granite Man 🏴 (@GraniteDhuine) April 17, 2024
37.
when you call someone and they don’t answer pic.twitter.com/4kMRngwdja
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) April 16, 2024
38.
This syrup bottle would ✨magically✨ find a way in my bag I’ll tell you what https://t.co/FdS5XHiYSi
— Panther 🤍 (@hey_ahlonne) April 15, 2024
39.
Your chicken looks shy https://t.co/8o8yZnXQqA
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) April 18, 2024
40.
DONT USE ECLIPSE GLASSES FROM TEMU pic.twitter.com/isprS5kgqd
— Brock (@brockomole) April 8, 2024
41.
booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity
— x (@soulohlove) April 1, 2024
42. And lastly...
she looks like she's going to represent finland in eurovision https://t.co/WqlhZtymih
— luuktelk 🇱🇹🇬🇷🇮🇹 (@escluuk) April 2, 2024