Are you a baked apple pisces or a fil-leo fish?
"I do not know why my eggplant didn't grow. I planted the egg in June!"
It's your time to shine!
When the batter hits it out of the park, it's a touchdown, right?
"How do people major in mathematics? Don't you love yourself?"
It goes on, and on, and on, and on.
"I'm glad he's single 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."
"The plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class, almost as if it was copied...and...pasted???"
"Thirty Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact."
Do you have what it takes?
In sickness and in health, 'til we part in, like, 20 minutes.
It's the square ones that'll throw you off.