You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll say, "WTF?!"
"Nothing is worse than reading your kid a bedtime story and flipping to a page with a bunch of words."
We're looking for those groan-tastic quips dads always seem to make!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I guess? 🤷
Whatever fail you've committed, it wasn't as awkward as these.
Waiters: "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!"
"He peed in the heating vent next to his bed rather than get up and go to the bathroom."
It's a great big world full of tasty snacks.
"Life only stops if you think it will. Mine is just starting."
From a dark alley: "Psst, man. Wanna score some REALLY dumb jokes?"
Kids are like the Michelangelos of laziness.
There's you before kids, and you AFTER kids.
Because life doesn't end just because you have a kid.
All together now: "Won't somebody please think of the children?!"
Best read while sleep deprived or waiting for a toddler to poop.
This quiz is really sweet and really hard.
"What wine pairs well with back to school supply shopping?"
Domestic beer drinkers needn't click this one.
Parents and kids have been at war for millions of years.