It's the hap-happiest season of all...at the Happiest Place on Earth.
"My ex checked me and my new husband into our hotel room on our wedding night."
After this you'll want to lock your doors and stay inside forever.
"Alexa, finish my homework for me."
Warning: do not read if you plan on eating...ever.
Who has you worrying about the welfare of some fictitious kids?
"Is that what I think it is?"
Public awkwardness is the worst kind of awkwardness.
You won't find a "Jennifer," "Emma," or "Mike" here.
Warning: It's almost certain there are celebs on here you didn't realize died.
"I can’t believe I pushed a whole ass baby outta me. Like I DID THAT."
"I dressed as Ariana Grande. On the street, a kid yelled, 'Look mom, it's old Ariana!'"
Never meet the family.