Every man named Chase only has one pillow on his bed.
Horse girls (rich) are out, cowgirls (working class) are in.
Teachers are so good, we don't deserve them!
"If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die."
Bye Mrs. Puff, see you next Tuesday!
We know you're looking to get your stocking stuffed.
~Spooky~ AND magical!
♪ This is Halloween, this is Halloween! ♪
The bloodier the better!
Give me nightmares, pls!
Why are you the way that you are?
"55% on Rotten Tomatoes, 100% in my heart."
Sorry movie elites, but you're dead wrong!
"The Katy I'm dating... is Katy Perry."
Are you tranquil as a forest?
"You shoulda never called me a fat-ass Kelly Price."
15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
My house is pink, but my soul is black.