Bye Mrs. Puff, see you next Tuesday!
We know you're looking to get your stocking stuffed.
♪ This is Halloween, this is Halloween! ♪
The bloodier the better!
Why are you the way that you are?
"55% on Rotten Tomatoes, 100% in my heart."
Sorry movie elites, but you're dead wrong!
"The Katy I'm dating... is Katy Perry."
"You shoulda never called me a fat-ass Kelly Price."
15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
My house is pink, but my soul is black.
Eggsellent. Just eggsellent.
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