Twitter, you may have heard, is melting down. Following Elon Musk's acquisition of the company and mass firing of over 3,000 employees last week, the site entered what looked like a death spiral: hate speech spiked, celebs and advertisers fled, and users parodied public figures with the new verification system.

But this is not how we want to remember Twitter. Sure, it's where we doomscrolled away countless hours of our lives, but it's also where we encountered so many funny jokes that actually did make us laugh out loud (we weren't lying in all those headlines).
So, in loving memory of Twitter (at least as it was), here is our definitive list of the 100 funniest tweets ever published.

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![[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-11/11/20/asset/4b5ff09566ab/sub-buzz-4599-1668200003-29.png)
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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oh sorry i cant im busy that day
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Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT Good news:
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Me: I’ll start working out Jan 1st
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when u hit shuffle and it picks the exact song u had in ur head>>
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i can’t afford healthcare https://t.co/9GKbUoYgdv
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My mom just sent me this of my dad
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Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven:
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joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn
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