Are you afraid of the dark?

Jon-Michael Poff • 3 hours ago

"Every time a sauce bottle got down to about a third full, he'd fill it up with water and shake it before using it to 'get his money's worth.'"

Jon-Michael Poff • 2 days ago

Calling sweet tea "regular."

Jon-Michael Poff • 4 days ago

Zac Efron: Hot then, hot now.

Jon-Michael Poff • 4 days ago

The truth is in the toaster.

Jon-Michael Poff • 5 days ago

We're gonna read you like a book.

Jon-Michael Poff • 8 days ago

Get lost in the sauce.

Jon-Michael Poff • 10 days ago

"I want to marry someone as funny as me. Imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school."

Jon-Michael Poff • 15 days ago

10 whole years ago. Can you believe?!

Jon-Michael Poff • 15 days ago

"Hi, I'm a lawyer in a movie. I say absolutely whatever I want in court and then I say 'Withdrawn.'"

Jon-Michael Poff • 16 days ago

"The maid of honor objected and admitted to being the other woman, saying the groom had been cheating with her for months."

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

"Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say, 'Who?' after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??"

Jon-Michael Poff • 21 days ago

It's your turn to sound off.

Jon-Michael Poff • 22 days ago

Grande-ing, Banksying, Instagrandstanding, and more!

Jon-Michael Poff • 22 days ago

"I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them."

Jon-Michael Poff • 23 days ago

"Instagram literally went 'felt cute but might delete later.'"

Jon-Michael Poff • 24 days ago

College culture is "calculating the lowest score [you] can get on [your] finals...instead of using that time to study."

Jon-Michael Poff • 25 days ago
Jon-Michael Poff • 28 days ago

It might be harder than you think!

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago

*petitions Taco Bell to bring the Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito to the US*

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago