*books flight to China to try Christmas Strawberry Cake Milk*

Jon-Michael Poff • One day ago

Besides turkey, obviously!

Jon-Michael Poff • One day ago

"Sure. This sounds like a great idea. Bon appétit. See you in hell."

Jon-Michael Poff • 3 days ago

"Every day for like three months I went into their account and checked the little box, 'Must change password at next login."

Jon-Michael Poff • 5 days ago

I said DON'T SAY IT.

Jon-Michael Poff • 7 days ago

How observant are you really?

Jon-Michael Poff • 8 days ago

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

Jon-Michael Poff • 9 days ago

One delicious salad, coming right up!

Jon-Michael Poff • 13 days ago

A lot of states really love The Lion King.

Jon-Michael Poff • 15 days ago

"Remembering to return those Blockbuster movies on time."

Jon-Michael Poff • 17 days ago

*puts peanuts in Coke*

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

Including four paper designs and one reusable red cup!

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

SANTA'S COMING!

Jon-Michael Poff • 18 days ago

"Use y = mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed."

Jon-Michael Poff • 20 days ago

Every vote counts? Psh, yeah right.

Jon-Michael Poff • 20 days ago

"I thought she was too sensitive. She brings joy and excitement to my life and I wouldn’t change a thing now."

Jon-Michael Poff • 21 days ago

"If you touch a baby bird its parents will abandon it."

Jon-Michael Poff • 27 days ago

🎃👶🍂

Jon-Michael Poff • 29 days ago

How are these real?

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago

Trick or treat!

Jon-Michael Poff • One month ago