A+ casting all around.
"People have one baby and revolve their whole life around it. You've known that thing for like a month — grow up."
"I was inspired to give by Alex Trebek, the host of Jeopardy! and someone I've looked up to my whole life."
St. Mark's Basilica flooded for only the sixth time in its nearly thousand-year history.
Honestly, it's hard not to ace this quiz.
These places are still beautiful — they're just different than you might expect.
"Remember you are someone’s reason to smile. Because you are a joke."
Would you buy "miscellaneous" meat?
"As a petty cherry on the revenge cake, I immediately sent her a text thanking her, then blocked her number."
"Oh you like your credit card? Name every number on it."
"If I don't get to sleep in, ain't nobody in this university gonna get to sleep in."
"The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough."
"Once, a customer got angry with me because I told her we didn’t have grass-fed chicken. She said, 'This is supposed to be a healthy restaurant!'"
Oprah Joking About A Fan's Cracked Phone, Then Sending Him A New One Is The Feel-Good Story I Needed Today
"That's me! That's me in your cracked phone."