The true test of a millennial.
Don't make the same mistake I did.
You've got just TWO minutes.
"I'm going to do what I want when I'm older!" vs. "Goes to bed at 8 p.m."
Ellen: "So I hear you have abandonment issues." Me: "Ya." *Ellen walks off stage*
You've got only five minutes.
"Due to personal reasons I will be selling skin care products to people from high school on Facebook."
"So I asked my mom why she's still talking to my old boo, and she asked me, 'Why are you still talking to my ex-husband?' Ma’am...that is my father."
It gives Chick-fil-A Sauce a run for its money.
Surely you can name just 10...
I can't wait to read the comments.
"Bacteria when you don’t finish your antibiotic prescription all the way thru."
"I couldn’t ask for a better partner in life."
*skates over to take your order*