"Gay culture is using humor at work to try and distract people from the fact you’re always late and don’t actually do anything useful."
*immediately realizes I'm old*
He didn't have a clue who sang "didn't have a dime" — but he did win almost $2.5 million.
"Kudos to Sophie Turner for infiltrating three of America's most valuable franchises. It's been centuries since a Brit owned our ass like this. George III walked so Sophie Turner could run."
These will ruin you for all other restaurants.
"I get my cardio running away from heteronormativity."
I'd be embarased to fail this quiz.
*checks wrist* *sees freckle* *screams*
Taylor Swift has changed a lot since Taylor Swift.
Surely you can find just 10...
We the people must pass this quiz.
"Pickles right before getting removed from a hamburger."
Let's just say some celebs stick to the theme better than others.
From sea to shining sea.
AKA genius ideas that should be everywhere.