Happy birthday, Michelle!
"Go ahead and get in the pond since you wanna act like a silly goose."
Is it Connecticut or Conneticut?
People Are Sharing The Biggest Problem They Have With Their Name, And Some Are Funny, But Others Are Infuriating
"What's the biggest problem you have with your name?"
"Believe it or not, Texan David Pay has written over 300 alphabetic characters on a single grain of this."
Always 👏 check 👏 your 👏 file 👏 name 👏!!!
What's your most unbelievable story?
Can you eke out an A?
"Nobody does that. And you just did it."
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.
Good luck...and don't ---- it up.
Karlie Kloss's Reaction To A "Project Runway" Designer Mentioning Her In-Laws Is On Infinite Loop In My Brain
"Not even to dinner with the Kushners?"
"Congratulations to all those couples that will celebrate New Year’s Eve together. As for me and the person reading this, the Lord is our Shepherd."
"Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda."
The answer's right in front of you.
Can you get an A+?
Alliteration, anaphora, asyndeton...
"We got your STD. Thanks for sharing!"