"I don’t think I’d know how else to write them but as a loving couple."
"Involuntary thigh clenching."
A lady. A look. A lifestyle.
Snack time is upon us.
"I never felt cool at any point playing that character."
Turns out my kryptonite is weird AF Instagram videos.
"John discovered the husband was watching. That was called ‘kinky’ in those days."
"I was booted from the Magic Kingdom!"
The award-winning singer talked about his new documentary, cat playdates with Taylor Swift, who his competition is in the music industry, and more!
"I used to think the phrase 'drinking and driving' referred to ALL beverages."
"Like...I can't even imagine you as a sexual being anymore."
It's officially Halloween Foreplay month, ya'll!
"For chemists alcohol isn't a problem, it's a solution."
Do YOU feel God in this Chili's tonight?
HUG ME, DAD-TO-BE!
"Excuse me, I'd love to see what you look like under your clothes."
Give your pup a treat every time I say "snoot" in this post.
Summer's over...and I'm OVER this bob.
“Call Me by Your Name,” but also don’t because you’re a witch, apparently.
"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
