*Sarah Mclachlan's "Angel" plays softly in the distance.*

Allie Hayes • 2 days ago

Nope, sorry, turning it off.

Allie Hayes • 3 days ago

"Neo takes the blue pill..."

Allie Hayes • 4 days ago

May his role be a ~Mysterio~ no more!

Allie Hayes • 4 days ago

Catch ya on the ~flip-side~.

Allie Hayes • 6 days ago

"LOL this movie isn't scary." — Me to myself as I change the channel and turn on every light in my home.

Allie Hayes • 7 days ago

Oscar season has officially begun (and also, more Deadpool).

Allie Hayes • 9 days ago

This post is very funny and very NSFW.

Allie Hayes • 9 days ago

"It would be like, 'Okay, take 25.' And Robin would be different EVERY time."

Allie Hayes • 11 days ago

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Allie Hayes • 13 days ago

"A kid at my school was rumored to be homeschooled...even though he came to school."

Allie Hayes • 16 days ago

They've got gadgets and gizmos APLENTY.

Allie Hayes • 16 days ago

Have you already met "The One"?

Allie Hayes • 17 days ago

"I read it and I had to turn around, it was so emotional."

Allie Hayes • 17 days ago

Happy Parade's-giving, America.

Allie Hayes • 17 days ago

Up, up, down, down, BE KIND TO PEOPLE, left, right, left, right.

Allie Hayes • 19 days ago

*Knocks all of the comics off of the table.*

Allie Hayes • 19 days ago

Let your conscience be your guide!

Allie Hayes • 22 days ago

"Once appetizers came out the man thought it would be a good idea to serve his wife divorce papers."

Allie Hayes • 23 days ago

"Baby mine, don't you cry." — Me, singing along while FULLY crying.

Allie Hayes • 24 days ago