“Seriously, Jerry, did you eat farts for lunch?”
“Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”
The truth is in the dipping sauces.
Italy’s Nutella Burger > America’s McChicken
“I took the term ‘blow job’ literally and blew on it like it was a balloon. He wasn’t amused.”
You think you know movies?
“I went down on a guy and he accidentally sharted in my mouth.”