"The patient's hand got stuck in a mechanical press, and when they got it out — and I cannot stress this enough — it was as flat as a piece of paper. His three middle fingers were cartoonish looking because of how flat they were."
"I made out with my husband's older brother and sister while he was in the other room."
合成ソフトを使って、芸能界で有名なペアの顔を合体させてみた！マーベルの兄弟役でおなじみ、トム・ヒドルストンとクリス・ヘムズワースを合わせると…
We want to see them!
There's only ONE person on Earth who should play Edna Mode in a live-action remake of The Incredibles, and I think we all know who that is.
I don't know if any str*ight men are reading this, but for the love of god, please wash your freaking butt crack.
Only one person has ever been able to legally sell their Oscar at an auction, and that's Harold Russell, who sold his Best Supporting Actor award for $60,500 in 1993.
"I used to strip at two high-end clubs. I once saw a dancer get a brand new car as a gift from one patron — it was purchased in all cash and put in her name."
I'm sorry, but Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds morphed together is one of the most attractive things I've ever seen. Holy crap.
"I made out with my husband's older brother and sister while he was in the other room."
"The patient's hand got stuck in a mechanical press, and when they got it out — and I cannot stress this enough — it was as flat as a piece of paper. His three middle fingers were cartoonish looking because of how flat they were."
This totally changed the way I see my favorite movies and TV shows.
Nothing will ever be as bad as the fake baby in American Sniper.
"Straight women at bachelorette parties are the WORST customers."
Let's find out if your favorite made the cut.
I feel so cheated that Jamie Foxx didn't really sing in Ray, but I love that Heath Ledger did in 10 Things I Hate About You.
I will never forgive these shows. Ever.
James McAvoy played 24 personalities in Split and deserved an Oscar, tbh!
