There were sooo many injuries on set...
"One guy in my class would always pick his ears and then EAT the earwax."
"Marlon Brando slayed me good. He was one of the most sexual men on earth." —Rita Moreno
Too many people get things stuck up their butt.
I bet you can't read this post without laughing.
"If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's ass."
You absolutely need to watch these.
"I knew I didn’t want to be a mother, especially before I was really an adult."
"We were hooking up, and he accidentally SHARTED in my mouth."
Remember when the babysitter in Crazy, Stupid, Love gave nudes to an eighth grader as his graduation present???