"My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for '2001 tee ball registration fee.'"
What's the first song you think of when you see Britney Spears?
I'll be keeping the Barbz in my prayers this week.
"One small act of kindness can have such a positive impact."
The stomach wants what the stomach wants.
The circus is waiting for you.
Let your outfit do the speaking.
"Writing is 10% typing and 90% staring at your computer trying to find a better way to describe someone eating a piece of toast."
I live for a good teen drama.
"The word bed kinda looks like a bed."