I Can't Stop Laughing At The 62 Hilarious Things These People Actually Posted Online This Month
"Dudes that are 5’8” love saying, 'I'll be there shortly,' like yeah man, we know."
Another month has come and gone and Twitter helped us get through it again. So, as usual, here are some of the funniest tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
“i’m just a boy” why my homegirl ain’t smile in months then
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 16, 2024
2.
Bring back MCM and WCW!! We used to be real lovers
— Sa. (@savonniee) March 17, 2024
3.
white people need to bring "booyah" back
— Rebecca (@femceldorito) March 17, 2024
4.
I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.
— 𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere) March 18, 2024
5.
i’m crying why she called me ran thru pic.twitter.com/IvdCUZESfd
— ceren (@turk1shprincess) March 20, 2024
6.
Got my bidet all set up pic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
— Ricky Knuckles (@TheRickDoofus) March 21, 2024
7.
i don't think the desk is that tiny. no shade.....
— Iris Lewinsky (@1R_1S) March 24, 2024
8.
gay couple at the train station just looked me up and down twice pic.twitter.com/MPo6sIE7TM
— yusuke (@juanvenchy) March 23, 2024
9.
Really resonating with this close friends post from last year pic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3
— Marisa (Normal Girl) (@VEINSVEINSVElNS) March 23, 2024
10.
thought daughter https://t.co/m5FwhPkAdV
— nanavaah (@VaahNana) March 25, 2024
11.
Dudes that are 5’8” love saying “I’ll be there shortly” like yea man we know
— DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin) March 11, 2024
12.
nothing more embarrassing than killing the chat on a gc.. and sometimes its so bad no one says anything for like 6 hours and ur message is just.. sitting there… i get shivers.
— janito (@yassnito) March 14, 2024
13.
(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it
— Chris (@citehchris) March 28, 2024
14.
Once u catch me cheating we done
— kat (@kitkatstx) March 27, 2024
U to nosey for me
15.
That’s a suggestion ring, pls https://t.co/MeSauARgW0
— saddles. (@Chefsaddles) March 19, 2024
16.
the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get past lmnop it's like ok... we're getting into dangerous teritory now
— PJ (@kickthepj) March 19, 2024
17.
Can’t even use “get a job” as an insult anymore cause it’s actually hard asf to get one
— 4quest.❤️🔱🖤 (@thinkpiecetribe) March 21, 2024
18.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS FOOD WITHOUT MY VIDEO ESSAY? pic.twitter.com/kiRBl9p2dF
— Reecee (@Reecee_yt) March 21, 2024
19.
HE SAID YES (i asked if he was mad at me)
— redacted (@aquariusdays) March 21, 2024
20.
Everything runs out at once. You are knocked breathlessly to the ground by having to replace laundry detergent. You are out of spinach. No:..no you’re out of hand soap…. Oh my god. I’m so sorry. You are out of olive oil. When your house of cards stood tall did you feel strong
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) March 7, 2024
21.
me preparing to drink strawberry lemonade pic.twitter.com/zbFQfjDMzB
— ponyboy✨ (@staygvlden) March 15, 2024
22.
Just saw someone wearing a shirt that says “London, Paris, and New York.” I love that. Those are some of the biggest cities out there
— donald boat (@laserboat999) March 7, 2024
23.
The sun to the people on Earth pic.twitter.com/RJbrs3S79h
— A (@fofequis) March 27, 2024
24.
lips? chapped. skin? dry. sleep schedule? fucked. cuddling? not happening. going a little insane? definitely.
— Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2) March 21, 2024
25.
girl i thought these was cinnamon bites, don’t make this shit again. https://t.co/ATKt1JiHTN
— AB (@CarelessAB) March 22, 2024
26.
My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app
— diet drake (@kadeemsonline) March 22, 2024
27.
when I said “because of the pandemic I feel like I’ve been 24 for 4 years” and oomf said “well you’re not” pic.twitter.com/JwBUTztVDx
— Mike’s Mic Charts (@mikesmicYT) March 23, 2024
28.
“If he wanted to.. he would.”
— SummerClub (@sumerclub) March 22, 2024
But I want to and I don’t????
pic.twitter.com/raUuU0DJu2
30.
Got banned for life from my church for asking the priest if his pronouns are he/hymn
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) March 27, 2024
31.
Imagine something funny. Now imagine if it wasn’t. Not so funny now is it?
— e 🇵🇸 (@tms_75) March 11, 2024
32.
Dudes will be like "You didn't deserve to be hurt like that.... you deserve to be hurt like THIS"
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 11, 2024
33.
Spirit flight attendant just said “and to those of you who said you’d never fly with us ever again, welcome back” ☠️🤡
— katie jo(hantgen) (@katiejoyofosho) March 10, 2024
34.
I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭
— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
35.
the log truck driver in final destination 2 pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh
— shivers (@thecroakerqueen) March 7, 2024
36.
Being queer summed up pic.twitter.com/9npiInHAt8
— ginger rail (@attemptingbutch) March 6, 2024
37.
"you been pissin tonight, sir?"
— celica! (@genderatio) March 18, 2024
me asf: pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA
38.
when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops
— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) March 5, 2024
39.
(on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you
— Chris (@citehchris) March 5, 2024
40.
I think parents did a shitty job of conveying how much they were going through as adults. Because if I knew you was getting disrespected & harassed all day then maybe I’d be more eager to defrost the meats.
— 🇬🇩 (@OhCoco) March 5, 2024
42.
Hate the concept of “catching up” like… you just had to be there idgaf
— timmygami eyes (@deliclit) March 13, 2024
43.
dont let them silence you!!!!! pic.twitter.com/u3lZLI2lsO
— kiara࠭ ݆𓁺⋆☽ (@88hdee) March 14, 2024
44.
True Life: I Survived Telling My Friends I’m Not Coming Out Tonight pic.twitter.com/vSEciQxrUw
— 🤠 (@bblackgoldd) March 9, 2024
45.
never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed
— abrish (@cxrnerrstone) March 13, 2024
46.
me on top for ten secs n thats it https://t.co/fE4CHJh2x6
— n (@nydiarubyr) March 12, 2024
47.
Job sent out a rejection email 10 seconds after the interview call ended, never been this gagged before pic.twitter.com/uAuwKOyVbx
— Chuu 3 (@Chuu4Lenin) March 13, 2024
48.
Yall: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy
— Kay (@KaylarWill) March 7, 2024
Me: pic.twitter.com/qKXnbO5xZ2
49.
how it feels like to fight the urge to DOORDASH pic.twitter.com/bhG9SZfFh9
— ميرا (@soenbyvibes) March 12, 2024
50.
this is what going to the grocery store on the weekend feels like pic.twitter.com/U2BjMrwt6Q
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) March 9, 2024
52.
me when i rediscover bread and butter every 3 months pic.twitter.com/bytdq6rZHN
— anania (@Anania00) March 4, 2024
53.
this comment on the inside out 2 poster is killing me pic.twitter.com/s25zdBCLfA
— isaiah’s #1 fan (me shoobie) (@soncadventure2) March 7, 2024
54.
How about you develop some male pattern kindness
— Meth In June (@Meth_In_June) March 5, 2024
55.
They look like they just saw her across the theater concessions and loved her vibe pic.twitter.com/YGj9Q9sgor
— rev (@whyrev) March 4, 2024
56.
this site has broken me pic.twitter.com/kXREO94Qwq
— tennessee moltisanti (@tn_mltsnti) March 5, 2024
58.
gr*bh*b officially got me y’all after 345 orders refunded i’m banned :/
— iris ❤︎ ‧₊˚ (@irisdelany) March 4, 2024
59.
ppl hate zelle because they’d have to face the facts lmao
— 🐅 (@sweetsinting) March 3, 2024
60.
I’m trying to be on my phone less to focus on being on my computer more I hope you understand
— tara (@proletarat) March 8, 2024
61.
MY BOYFRIEND YALL pic.twitter.com/xCoeiZaUwU
— rinzu (@MATCHALUV3R) March 13, 2024
62.
goin thru my archived posts on ig is so humbling cuz no wayyyy y’all seen me post those photos proudly
— ɳყαɦ! (@JINKIESBTCH) March 25, 2024