"I was told, 'Whoops! I’m just going to kind of…tack it on. It’ll probably hold,' while having my fingertip reattached after a freak accident. As I left the ER, a different medical professional said to me, 'Oh, wow. They saved it? We were sure you were going to lose it. We even placed bets!'"
用を足してるときの顔は、見られたくないのよ。
"My fiancé's family is old-school money... When you turn 16, a standard gift from his family is a $50K car, and everyone gets $1 million at 18 from their trust fund to pay for college, and then, you get your remaining millions when you graduate."
"I woke up in the middle of a neurologist trying to clip an aneurysm in my brain. I reached my hand up, grabbed the surgeon's hand, and said, 'You're hurting me.' Several staff, including the anesthesiologist, screamed. The doctor asked me where the pain was and then practically shouted at the anaesthesiologist to 'get her under.' Afterward, the anaesthesiologist came to apologize."
"I used to always buy basics, like carrots, onions, canned tomatoes, etc., thinking they go with everything and will always need them. There were times I would be constantly throwing away food that had rotted from disuse. When I started making a weekly meal plan, I was surprised at how few ingredients I actually needed!
ごめんなさい。もう帰ります。
These people messed up REAL bad.
"I'm a smarter, happier, and more awesome person. My ex squashed who I was, and I didn't realize it until he was gone. When I found out he married the woman he left me for, I was hit with such a sense of relief and happiness that it wasn't me."
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"My fiancé's family is old-school money... When you turn 16, a standard gift from his family is a $50K car, and everyone gets $1 million at 18 from their trust fund to pay for college, and then, you get your remaining millions when you graduate."
These people messed up REAL bad.
"My husband is an anesthesiologist, and he tells me some of the wildest stories about when he's sedating patients. One story involved a man who had these peculiar scars on his face. When prompted, he said something to the effect of, 'Oh, you wouldn’t believe me.' My husband decides to engage while placing the IV, and the man proceeds to tell him how he was abducted by UFOs as a child."
"I used to work at Chuck E. Cheese 20 years ago around the time when they discontinued ball pits in every store. It's wild seeing that adults would throw dirty diapers and trash in there when they could have AT LEAST just left it on their table... Let me tell you, you can fill up over five large trash bins a week, and it's just purely disgusting how often kids throw up or make accidents in there with no report."
I think they might get fired for this...
These kids are a literal nightmare.
ごめんなさい。もう帰ります。
"I'm a smarter, happier, and more awesome person. My ex squashed who I was, and I didn't realize it until he was gone. When I found out he married the woman he left me for, I was hit with such a sense of relief and happiness that it wasn't me."
どれもかなりの力作なんだけどね
Everyone's so ✨CREATIVE✨.