
What's The Most Entitled Thing You've Ever Seen A Groom Do?
Looking at you, groomzillas.
Situationally funny.
Looking at you, groomzillas.
You've heard of red flags and green flags, but we need to discuss beige flags.
"I went to shake her hand, and she looked me up and down and said, 'I don't shake hands,' then walked away."
"That's a lie adults tell you because they can't be bothered to help you."
"My brother called me five days before my 15th birthday to tell me that my dad, the one on my birth certificate, was not my biological dad."
"I can't risk what the shock would do to my mom's health."
Money can't buy class...and it shows.
"I asked Mark Zuckerberg for his autograph, but he said he didn't have one."
If you have to call yourself an "alpha male," chances are...
"It was a very painful realization. I never even considered my parents could've been wrong."
"I asked Mark Zuckerberg for his autograph, but he said he didn't have one."
"I went to shake her hand, and she looked me up and down and said, 'I don't shake hands,' then walked away."
Money can't buy class...and it shows.
These people need to get over themselves.
"I can't risk what the shock would do to my mom's health."
"My brother called me five days before my 15th birthday to tell me that my dad, the one on my birth certificate, was not my biological dad."
"It was a very painful realization. I never even considered my parents could've been wrong."
If you have to call yourself an "alpha male," chances are...
"That's a lie adults tell you because they can't be bothered to help you."
Needless to say, I'll never be working in HR.