
You Were Probably Taught These 16 Ridiculous Myths As A Kid, But Now It's Time You Learn The Truth
TIL I can keep cracking my knuckles in peace.
Situationally funny.
TIL I can keep cracking my knuckles in peace.
"At every show, it’s like a little part of my soul gets stitched back together again. I am so thankful for her."
Not all advice is good advice. 🙃
I have so much secondhand embarrassment right now. 🙃
とうとう我慢の限界みたいです。
"Best aging advice? Keep eating and pooping; that's how your body works. Drink lots of water."
"Oh, the places you'll go..." Or not.
We love a positive role model! 💜
Mi mamá va a googlear a Pete Davidson en cuanto vea esto.
I hope you're taking notes.
"In search of a housekeeper who will accept payment in Mary Kay products."
"I'm not mad at you for gaining/losing weight, forgetting to take your meds, forgetting to do your exercises, etc. If what I've recommended for your care isn't feasible for whatever reason, I'm happy to try something else until it works for YOU! Please, please don't apologize, fib, or nod along just because you think it will make me happy."
"Most people who eat in restaurants could never be servers."
"Best aging advice? Keep eating and pooping; that's how your body works. Drink lots of water."
"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." —Michael Scott
"Just because you paid to be somewhere doesn't mean you can behave like a jerk."
Get your show tunes playlist ready. 🎭
I have so much secondhand embarrassment right now. 🙃