"Buy my girlfriend's CD, I'm so proud."
Let that "KUPA" shine, girl!
Bottom's up moms, it's been a long week!
"She also enjoys stealing makeup, making up songs, and trying to sit on the cat."
That time I tried fake-kicking someone in the balls, but accidentally did it for real.
It's hard, it's rewarding, it's...funny.
"I really don't care about your grades right now, do you have a prom date or not?"