"There's this sport where men participate in running a specific distance, all while carrying their wife or girlfriend. Winner gets their woman's weight in beer."
"I never expected I'd have to explain to a customer that they couldn't have their goat in the restaurant."
¡Ya puedo verte caminando en el altar!
"You know that part of sadness where you feel like a burden on everyone?"
"My parents are probably reading some of the comments."
BRB, making a petition for Sophie Turner to star in a Disney princess movie.
Make Bella proud.
"How could I not celebrate you on this day and every day? I am because of you."
Pete Davidson as an astronaut is exactly what I never knew I needed.
I can hear the bells already!
"Ya both wrong, congrats."
Trust me: three's a crowd.
"To all the women out there struggling with fertility, I feel ya."
There are some terrific movie dance numbers out there, but there are also some really, really rough ones.
Make Bella proud.
Selena y Justin era una pa-re-ja.
