Spoilers about the galaxy far, far away, obviously.
“I swallowed an ice cube whole, and I haven’t pooped it out…is it stuck?”
From garage rock to pop-alt, these were your anthems 15 years ago.
She was NOT here for fuckboys.
You learned the HARD WAY that Barbie’s hair doesn’t grow back after you cut it.
“Don’t you even know dignity when you see it?”
A series of polls to try to find some truth in name pronunciation.
Yup, this all happened 15 years ago, NOT five years ago.
Let’s decide once and for all.
Let’s settle this once and for all.
Suddenly I feel unglamorous and poor.
“It’s like we were a family.”
It was one hell of a crazy year.
You can blame all those crappy direct-to-video Disney sequels on The Return of Jafar!
Big warning: You might sprout gray hairs just reading this list!
It was a simpler time, when all you wanted was a monogram Coach purse with the matching sneakers.
Finally! Something to look forward to in the cumming year!!!
You’d better watch out, ‘cause these Santas will haunt your dreams all year round!