I won't be stepping foot in anything but a swimming pool this summer.
"You are too ambitious. Lower your expectations."
"We're not just offended, we're actually vomiting."
"I was so livid when I came out of there..."
Let's put those survival skills to the test!
People Are Sharing Weird Things From The Past They Wish Still Existed And I Have Whiplash From Nostalgia
♪ I want that old thing back! ♪
Ugh, now I feel left out for not being named Jessica.
Does anyone actually know any line besides "I'll keep you my dirty little secret"?
♩Summer lovin', had me a blast. Summer lovin', happened so fast.♩
"He gave me his geography report on Greece for my 12th birthday. Thanks, Barrett."
You people are either monsters or geniuses. I can't decide.