No wonder I slept with the light on for most of my childhood.
There's no such thing as enough peanut butter.
Think before you speak. Simple as that.
I don't give a crap that it's after Labor Day!
Here are my four words about marriage: "Thank you, I'll pass."
"I'll have the chicken nuggets please!"
♩TikTok on the clock but the party don't stop ♩
"Sex is cool but have you ever served a table of people who were also servers?"
Parents Are Posting Before And After Pics Of Their Kids On The First Day Of School And It's Kinda Harrowing
What's on the curriculum that they're not telling us about?