We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest joke they've ever heard. Here are the beautiful results.
1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
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Submitted by emilyh44b54a908.
2. What's green and smells like pork?
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Submitted by Jami Merali (Facebook).
3. What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
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Submitted by Tim Covais (Facebook).
4. What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?
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Submitted by kelseyleew.
5. What are the three shortest words in the English language?
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Submitted by CC07.
6. What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
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Submitted by catesish.
7. What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
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Submitted by tazer413.
8. What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
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Submitted by cocotadrum.
9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
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Submitted by Reuben Glaser (Facebook).
10. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
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Submitted by Joshua Burns (Facebook).
11. What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
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Submitted by Rachel Drum (Facebook).
12. What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
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Submitted by Kerry King-Neale (Facebook).
13. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
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Submitted by liamp4f6ed8858.
14. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
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Submitted by Katie Turner (Facebook).
15. Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?
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Submitted by karley-annem.
16. How do you get Bob from Robert? How do you get Bill from William? How do you get Dick from Richard?
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Submitted by RosePetal601.
17. What is 6.9?
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Submitted by anonymous.
