1. What's green and smells like pork?
2. What is 6.9?
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4. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
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6. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
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when a guy puts his hand down your pants and says "oh baby, you're already wet."
8. What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
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10. What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
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That means you’re only getting about 34 seconds so you better enjoy it to the fullest https://t.co/cKHVtw6aB2
12. What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
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I'll just assume neither of you have any bread? Okay cool
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reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can't believe those things went thru ur head
16. What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?
18. What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
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When she asks if you pulled out and you say yea
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Cashier: Wow haha, big plans tonight? Lady: Go fuck yourself carol and do your damn job
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22. What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
23. What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
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Her: "What that tongue do?" Me:
26. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
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When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like 😂
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Me, tweeting “men are trash”
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32. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
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*has sex with you* *declines your FB friend request*
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When you ask me if you can send me a dick pic.
36. Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children?
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when he says he's got the girth & he do
38. What are the three shortest words in the English language?
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*during sex* just close your eyes and imagine the way I look on Instagram
40. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
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1st time trying anal vs. 4th time trying anal
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43. How do you get Bob from Robert? How do you get Bill from William? How do you get Dick from Richard?
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