"He was 20 minutes late when he arrived and IT WAS MY GD COUSIN."
19 Tweets That'll Make You LOL If You've Ever Gotten Married, Been To A Wedding, Or Known Married People
"I want my wedding catered by the Costco sample people."
"I just wanna remind you that I'm an ordained minister."
Whether you love wedding planning, hate wedding planning, or are just kind of like "...Welp, I guess we're doing this" about the whole thing.
*Gets down on one knee*
"The maid of honor objected and admitted to being the other woman, saying the groom had been cheating with her for months."
'Cause it's not always one big happy family.
It was a year for over-the-top weddings, so get ready to add everything on this list to your "Wedding Inspiration" Pinterest board.
“There’s something going on in Aldovia that doesn’t make sense.” Yes, it’s called the entire plot of this movie.
*eats messy appetizer sexily*
It's never easy, but sometimes it's the little things that help you get by.
I can't even with these two.
The couple are set to marry in India this weekend.
"When baby boomers ask us how we met, we say 'memes!'"
Don't let wedding season bankrupt you.
“When else are you going to be able to summon kittens for your pleasure, and make a donation to a great organization?”
Love is all you need; the rest is just garbage.
“He immediately said, ‘Yes, of course, I’ll do whatever Meghan needs, and I’m here to support you.’”
Where are the tissues?
At least, we think it was a proposal. Either way, the photo is gorgeous!
"She told us marriage was awesome!"
My bank account has evacuated the building.
Hit them up in the afterlife, you're welcome.
How many tiers are ya thinking?
Just When You Thought David Harbour Couldn't Get Any More Wonderful He Goes And Officiates A "Stranger Things" Fan's Wedding
Okay, but when will he officiate my wedding to...himself?
"Constance is a very expensive-o bride."
Your taste in music will reveal the best vacation for you.
To have and to hold, to expect more, and to pay less.
If he's not that rich then there is always the fourth husband.
Every season is wedding season!!!
Not today, thank you!
I’ve taken every milestone in my life so far as an opportunity to resent my body, so why stop now?
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING ?????
"Is that even legal?" —An actual adult person, asking if a man can take his wife's last name
The constant search for couple friends is too real.
Step aside, avocado toast, you've got some competition.
Somebody tell me who is banning "Hot in Herre" from their reception, because I need to have a word with them.