"You'll regret it."
Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.
Don't look at me while I'm pooping.
"I can and I fucking will."
She literally holds the record for the most Grand Slam wins by a tennis player in the Open Era.
Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules say their new restaurant aims to raise the bar in bar food.
Simpler times with bangin' bops.
It's about damn time.
"Did you eat ALL of the leftovers?"
"Blasting music at Walmart lmao."
A cake that says "You're dead to us" is true friendship.
"What if J.R. Smith saw 14 million possible outcomes and this is the only way the Cavs win this series?"
*Silences phone that's already on silent*
*starts typing a novel*
I wore these for 27 hours straight and my endometriosis-bloated stomach didn't even notice.
An honest, humble discussion about a divisive acronym.
From eyebrows to eye-wows. Ha. Ha.
As two people desperately looking for pain-free lives, we'd stop at almost nothing to find a cure.
"Idk man, I'm not really feeling this edible." Two hours later...
