Like many people with taste, I recently found myself watching every single episode of Netflix's series on Formula 1 racing, Drive to Survive. In the last six months, I watched every single episode of every single season and went from saying, "Why would I care about race cars or whatever?" to recording the 2023 races on YouTube TV. And while I may not be an expert on Formula 1 racing by any means — though I did finally figure out what "DRS" means — I do feel qualified to judge men. And that, folks, is why we are here today. We are here to rank the current male drivers of Formula 1 based on what I imagine it would be like to date them.
Author's note: I am aware that many of these men are taken, and that some are even married. But in this fictional world, I have created within this article, they are all single and straight, and this is just for fun. Besides, they are all millionaires and will be just fine. Thank you.
Without further ado, let's get into this.
20.Lance Stroll currently driving for Aston Martin
19.Max Verstappen currently driving for Red Bull
18.Logan Sargeant currently driving for Williams
17.Nico Hülkenberg currently driving for Haas
16.Sergio "Checo" Pérez currently driving for Red Bull
15.Fernando Alonso currently driving for Aston Martin
3.Valtteri Bottas currently driving for Alfa Romeo
2.Daniel Ricciardo currently driving for AlphaTauri
1.Sir Lewis Hamilton currently driving for Mercedes
So there you have it. My extremely official yet unofficial ranking of what I imagine it must be like to date the men of Formula 1. Do you disagree with my ranking?