Are you sitting? Sit down.
BAJA BLAST ON INTO THIS POST!
What is going on in Pennsylvania????
“This isn’t what I ordered.” I’M PRETTY SURE IT IS. I HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN RIGHT HERE.
Male, female, it doesn’t matter. This is it. This is how to find out. THIS IS IT.
No, seriously… at least until the server goes down again.
And it’s pretty funny…ngl.
Chick-fil-A lemonade makes everything taste better… And by everything I mean vodka.
EATING WINGS IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
One of these berries is not poisonous. Can you pick it?
“Hi, how are you today?” “Just looking.” JUST LOOKING ISN’T AN EMOTION!