35 Commercials That Are Permanently Burned Into The Brain Of Every Single Millennial Alive

    "Who you callin' Cootie Queen, you Lint Licker."

    If you're between the ages of 23 and 45, chances are you've seen every one of these commercials about two million times:

    1. The commercial that changed the abbreviation game forever:

    i dk my bff jill commercial

    2. The commercial that will never get out of your head:

    head on commercial

    3. The commercial that made no sense and the most sense all at the same time:

    starburst berries and cream commercial

    4. The commercial that dropped that hottest verse on the planet:

    education connection commercial

    5. The commercial with the most unnerving old dude to ever dance:

    six flags commercial

    6. The commercial that made you question whether murdering a snowman was worth it for the soup:

    cambell's soup commercial

    7. The commercial that showed you your future at 3 a.m.:

    miss cleo commercial

    8. The commercial that showed off the POWER of eyedrops:

    ben stein in clear eyes commercial

    9. The commercial that taught you every insult you'll ever need to know:

    lint licker commercial

    10. The commercial with probably the most '90s jingle in existence:

    bagel bites commercial

    11. The commercial that's been stuck in your head for years now:

    12. The commercial that made you terrified to smoke weed:

    anti-drug weed commericial

    13. The commercial that permanently burned into your brain:

    SHIRLEY temple dvd commercial

    14. The commercial that made you terrified of... these... things:

    quiznos commercial

    15. And the other commercial that taught you how to rhyme:

    free credit report commercial

    16. The commercial that made iced tea look like a magical potion:

    nesttea commercial

    17. The commercial that went WAAAAY over your innocent head:

    erectile disfuction commerical

    18. The commercial that played all day long on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network:

    zoo books commercial

    19. And the other commercial that seemingly played nonstop on Nick and Cartoon Network:

    muzzy commercial

    20. The most successful cough drop commercial in history:

    ricola commercial

    21. The commercial that taught you yet another brand-new insult:

    7up commercial

    22. The commercial that showed you the perfect time and place for opera: the bus.

    JG wentworth commercial

    23. The commercial that made you NEED a magazine:

    24. The commercial that was way too catchy for a soda ad:

    FANTA commercial

    25. The commercial with the perfect combination — iced tea and claymation:

    brisk commercial

    26. The commercial that showed a GD odyssey-level epic tale of a ravioli can:

    chef boyardee commercial

    27. And the commercial that blew those other two raps out of the water:

    reeses puffs commercial

    28. The commercial that taught you what the true meaning of "hot" is:

    sears commercial

    29. The commercial that showed shampoo in its natural habitat:

    lo'real kids shampoo commercial

    30. The commercial that proved how selfish owls really are:

    tootsie roll commercial

    31. The commercial that made you really want to be a fruit:

    gushers commercial

    32. The commercial that made you absolutely need to get your hands on some Floam:

    floam commercial

    33. The commercial that made you want to be a professional dancer:

    darren's dance grooves

    34. The commercial that was always on at 2 A.M.:

    sunsetter commercial

    35. The commercial that's probably the most early-2000s commercial in existence:

    dell commercial