Who thought these would be a good idea??
Don't forget to bring sunscreen!
Your new literary faves.
Food or sex?? What's it gonna be??
Dog lover by day, Venom by night?
Which villain is your astrological twin?
Respect the Ñ.
Well? Which is it?
Because I am a daughter of WITCHES they couldn't burn
"Be home by 12."
Hands up if you forgot what a total catch Robin Hood was.
Because who wasn't in love with General Li Shang, right?!
New year = new plans to dismantle the patriarchy.
"A social network must unite people."
They're almost terrifyingly routine.
It's this or arguing over politics...
Add them to your holiday wishlist/treat yo' self list.
And one Dr. Seuss-y poem.