"Making your boyfriend delete his Grindr is manipulative and possessive."
"The complete lack of understanding here is shameful."
"It's gonna humble a few."
She liked tweets that were critical of T.I.
"She listed all of her ex-boyfriends that currently worked there."
"Let's keep the high eye, not the low eye."
You guys, I'm shaking...
"Gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor."
"I used the extra hour how I use every extra hour: lying awake worrying."
OMG, BAGGED MILK???????