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We Know Which Real Housewife Of Beverly Hills You Are

"I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake."

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  1. Pick a lock of hair:

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    Via ValuaVitaly / Getty
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    Via TomFullum / Getty
    Via TomFullum / Getty
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    Via grinvalds / Getty
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    Via PavelIvanov / Getty
  2. Pick an Erika Jayne video:

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    "Pretty Mess"
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    "Party People"
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    "You Make Me Wanna Dance"
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    "How Many F••ks?"
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    "Crazy"
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    "PAINKILLR"
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    "Get It Tonight"
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    "One Hot Pleasure"
  3. Pick a tagline:

    "When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want."
    "I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake."
    "My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler."
    "I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything."
    "The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs."
    "I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced."
    "I don't have a tagline because I'm a throw-in cast member."
  4. Pick a real pet of Beverly Hills:

  5. What's your apology style?

    I apologize even if I didn't do anything wrong
    I never apologize
    I never have a reason to apologize
    "I'm sorry you were offended."
    I drink, I cry, I apologize profusely
  6. Pick a vacation destination:

    Paris
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    Paris
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    Dubai
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    Dubai
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    Mykonos
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    Mykonos
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    Aspen
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    Aspen
    Via MichaelOverbeck / Getty
  7. Pick a ride:

    Maserati
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    Maserati
    Rolls-Royce
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    Rolls-Royce
    Porsche
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    Porsche
    Lamborghini
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    Lamborghini
    Bentley
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    Bentley
  8. Pick a Melrose Place cast member that's NOT Lisa Rinna:

    Thomas Calabro (Dr. Michael Mancini)
    Via FOX
    Thomas Calabro (Dr. Michael Mancini)
    Via FOX
    Heather Locklear (Amanda Woodward)
    Via FOX
    Heather Locklear (Amanda Woodward)
    Via FOX
    Josie Bissett (Jane Andrews Mancini)
    Via FOX
    Josie Bissett (Jane Andrews Mancini)
    Via FOX
    Courtney Thorne-Smith (Allison Parker)
    Via FOX
    Courtney Thorne-Smith (Allison Parker)
    Via FOX
    Andrew Shue (Billy Campbell)
    Via FOX
    Andrew Shue (Billy Campbell)
    Via FOX
    Marcia Cross (Dr. Kimberly Shaw)
    Via FOX
    Marcia Cross (Dr. Kimberly Shaw)
    Via FOX
    Rob Estes (Kyle McBride)
    Via FOX
    Rob Estes (Kyle McBride)
    Via FOX
    Kelly Rutherford (Megan Lewis Mancini)
    Via FOX
    Kelly Rutherford (Megan Lewis Mancini)
    Via FOX
    Lisa Rinna (Taylor McBride) (you can't pick her!)
    Via FOX
    Lisa Rinna (Taylor McBride) (you can't pick her!)
    Via FOX
  9. You're going out in a body-con dress. What do you wear underneath?

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    Thong
    Full-coverage underwear
    Spanx
    Nothing
  10. Pick a self-help book:

    <i>Ambition Addiction</i>
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    Ambition Addiction
    Via Grand Harbor Press
    <i>Trump: The Art of the Deal</i>
    Via Ballantine Books
    Trump: The Art of the Deal
    Via Ballantine Books
    <i>The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck</i>
    Via HarperAudio
    The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
    Via HarperAudio
    <i>The 5 Love Languages</i>
    Via Northfield Publishing
    The 5 Love Languages
    Via Northfield Publishing
    <i>The Four Agreements</i>
    Via Amber-Allen Publishin
    The Four Agreements
    Via Amber-Allen Publishin
    <i>The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up</i>
    Via Ten Speed Press
    The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
    Via Ten Speed Press
    <i>Tools of Titans</i>
    Via Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
    Tools of Titans
    Via Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
    <i>Who Moved My Cheese?</i>
    Via G. P. Putnam's Sons
    Who Moved My Cheese?
    Via G. P. Putnam's Sons
    <i>The 10 Habits of Highly Successful Women</i>
    Via Amazon Publishing
    The 10 Habits of Highly Successful Women
    Via Amazon Publishing

We Know Which Real Housewife Of Beverly Hills You Are

You got: Dorit Kemsley

People don't quite know how to handle you yet. Honestly, they're a bit intimidated by you. Give them time and they'll come to love you and your weird accent.

Dorit Kemsley
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You got: Eden Sassoon

Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you here? Nobody knows. Really though, how did you even get this result? I made it really hard to get this result.

Eden Sassoon
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You got: Eileen Davidson

Critics would call you doormat, but in recent years you've really found your voice. Real heads know you're not one to be messed with.

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You got: Erika Girardi

You are a goddess amongst mortals. You never let the haters stop you from living fabulously. They only hate you 'cuz they ain't you.

Erika Girardi
Twitter: @erikajayne
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You got: Kyle Richards

Girl, you've put up with a lot of shit on this show, and bless your heart for staying so level-headed. Plus, everybody knows you've got the best hair.

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You got: Lisa Rinna

You're an instigator who lives for drama and hardly denies it. You'd rather die than admit you were wrong or say you're sorry.

Lisa Rinna
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You got: Lisa Vanderpump

You’re the queen bee of this whole shebang. You don’t get involved in pedestrian drama, unless it’s to stir the pot for your own amusement.

Lisa Vanderpump
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