"I’m eating lunchroom chili dogs today. All thoughts and prayers are appreciated."
*serenely dumps an entire bottle of Tapatio on lunch*
It's not too late to find the perfect costume!
Set Up The Perfect Halloween Party And We'll Tell You Which Underrated Horror Film You Should Check Out
Are you the (g)host with the most?!
According to him, they're "always homies."
Nothing screams halloween like a visit from Disney's friendliest ghost buds!
If you didn't rock one of these styles, then you're lying.
They have different callings.
Time to get a little ~dark~.
Very 2019 of him, I guess?
Time for ~spooky vibes~!
You could write the next great horror novel in his home...
Rise and shut down.
Now that it's cuffing season, it's time you knew for sure!
I, too, would love to receive a Mark Consuelos pillow.
Get ready to get hungry.
"Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you."
"_____ is a total state of awareness."
One show, two Paul Rudds.
If you’re looking for funny — and progressive — comfort viewing in the age of peak TV and cancel culture, you can’t do better than The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Or are you the next Avatar?
"Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there."
21 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About "The Office" Pilot We Learned On Jenna Fischer And Angela Kinsey's New Podcast
*ferociously subscribes to Office Ladies podcast*
These doggies are having an identity crisis and they need your help!
Need something to jam to? Look no further!
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Fun fact: the movie was originally intended to be a Tim Burton film!
Don't worry, I won't tell your dentist.
🎶 I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOOORLD. 🎶
Is this the year of the ghost or the witch?
🚨May contain some spoilers. Or warnings... Depends on how you look at it.🚨
There's something magical about a hay ride.
Massive spoiler warning here.
It's time to microwave some popcorn and grab your hiding cushion!
At least we still have Robert Pattinson and Zoë Kravitz.