These truths are waaaay stranger than fiction.
Just HOW grating do you find the sound of children's laughter, would you say?
Wellllll?
True rebels.
You know about tomatoes, but what about everything else?
It might be because they think you're intimidating!
What counts as "cheating" in your book?
Would you rather lose all your hair or all your teeth?
Prepare to feel hungry but confused.
Are you part Chihuahua?
Always good to know the diff.
Another excuse to bust out your Nickelodeon-honed chops.
Which of Litchfield Max's sinister sisters are you?
Which one's the real Helga though??
We all want to have a bit of Donkey, accept it.
You've been wondering, haven't you?
And can you even call yourself a cinephile if you can't?
First of all, your restaurant portions are RIDICULOUS, you guys.
Do you know your nigiri from your onigiri?
Yup, this is the kind of parent I want to be.
