They say, "There's no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners."
Dexter or Jimmy Neutron?
Nature is beautiful.
The eyes are the window to the soul.
"You know what sounds good right now?"
"The inner machinations of the sea are an enigma."
Because kids are cruel.
My safe word is “impossible burger."
"Being single-single means you wake up, go to work, come home, repeat."
You know what they say, "When life gives you tomatoes make tomatolade."
"I took a BuzzFeed quiz that told me I’m Spider-Man and now I have a spider bite on my arm. I do not believe in coincidences."
"I only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day."
Us, but make it animated.
Spoiler: All options are delicious.
Ohhh yeahh I remember that one!